Deer Antler Velvet

[ChickenLittle]

I apologize in advance, but I loved this so much I had to

Deer Antler Velvet

The year was 1998. The LSD was coming on strong right when the cops showed up. My only chance at freedom was to flee the bright flashing lights and let the darkness of the woods embrace my body, my mind and my divine cosmic being. I was without light, except the light that shines inside all of us. This light, bright as it is, is not visible to police officers, and for that I was most fortunate. They couldn’t make out the kaleidoscope of colorful patterns dancing around me in the darkness of…