[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Because I’m having so much fun…[/quote]
explain this one for me. What was so fucked up about the 4th book? Other than there being a fourth book.[/quote]
I just asked a hard core Twilight fan your question (mine too really), They explained to me that in the fourth book…I couldnt fucking believe this…Belle gets pregnant and the baby…seriously now…chews/eats its way out of her. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now the picture makes much more sense. Thats what I call a C-section!![/quote]
I just spent hours upon hours suffering through the audio books. The worst part of the fourth book (IMO worse than the stupid pregnant thing) (Spoiler alert) The end is setting up for a giant vampire, wolf battle royale…the first almost cool thing to come out of this crap…but guess what!!! The find a way out of the conflict. the end. had to be a good 40 hrs of my life. Anyone got a microwave i can borrow? or a Dillorian? i wanna go back!
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Because I’m having so much fun…[/quote]
explain this one for me. What was so fucked up about the 4th book? Other than there being a fourth book.[/quote]
I just asked a hard core Twilight fan your question (mine too really), They explained to me that in the fourth book…I couldnt fucking believe this…Belle gets pregnant and the baby…seriously now…chews/eats its way out of her. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now the picture makes much more sense. Thats what I call a C-section!![/quote]
I just spent hours upon hours suffering through the audio books. The worst part of the fourth book (IMO worse than the stupid pregnant thing) (Spoiler alert) The end is setting up for a giant vampire, wolf battle royale…the first almost cool thing to come out of this crap…but guess what!!! The find a way out of the conflict. the end. had to be a good 40 hrs of my life. Anyone got a microwave i can borrow? or a Dillorian? i wanna go back![/quote]
Why would you put yourself through that? Honestly, I want to know … did you lose a bet or something?
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.
[quote]doughboy wrote:
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.[/quote]
good enough for me … at least you didn’t enjoy it … I saw New Moon with my gf and some friends … that was my first exposure to anything Twilight … Fuck me I was being so rude in the theater; every time that puss bag Edward said anything cheesy I would say loudly “Shut the fuck up” … when Bella jumped off the cliff I cheered … no one was pleased; except my gf she was laughing … that’s why I love her lol
[quote]doughboy wrote:
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.[/quote]
good enough for me … at least you didn’t enjoy it … I saw New Moon with my gf and some friends … that was my first exposure to anything Twilight … Fuck me I was being so rude in the theater; every time that puss bag Edward said anything cheesy I would say loudly “Shut the fuck up” … when Bella jumped off the cliff I cheered … no one was pleased; except my gf she was laughing … that’s why I love her lol[/quote]
Damn you, Polo! You should have placed a fuckin’ “SPOILER ALERT” above that!
[quote]doughboy wrote:
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.[/quote]
good enough for me … at least you didn’t enjoy it … I saw New Moon with my gf and some friends … that was my first exposure to anything Twilight … Fuck me I was being so rude in the theater; every time that puss bag Edward said anything cheesy I would say loudly “Shut the fuck up” … when Bella jumped off the cliff I cheered … no one was pleased; except my gf she was laughing … that’s why I love her lol[/quote]
Damn you, Polo! You should have placed a fuckin’ “SPOILER ALERT” above that!
[quote]doughboy wrote:
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.[/quote]
good enough for me … at least you didn’t enjoy it … I saw New Moon with my gf and some friends … that was my first exposure to anything Twilight … Fuck me I was being so rude in the theater; every time that puss bag Edward said anything cheesy I would say loudly “Shut the fuck up” … when Bella jumped off the cliff I cheered … no one was pleased; except my gf she was laughing … that’s why I love her lol[/quote]
Damn you, Polo! You should have placed a fuckin’ “SPOILER ALERT” above that!
lol[/quote]
Edward asks Bella at the end of the movie to marry him…
[quote]doughboy wrote:
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.[/quote]
good enough for me … at least you didn’t enjoy it … I saw New Moon with my gf and some friends … that was my first exposure to anything Twilight … Fuck me I was being so rude in the theater; every time that puss bag Edward said anything cheesy I would say loudly “Shut the fuck up” … when Bella jumped off the cliff I cheered … no one was pleased; except my gf she was laughing … that’s why I love her lol[/quote]
Damn you, Polo! You should have placed a fuckin’ “SPOILER ALERT” above that!
lol[/quote]
Edward asks Bella at the end of the movie to marry him…[/quote]
and then Van Helsing jumps out of a tree and guts that sparkly sumbitch with a wooden stake like he was fileting him for dinner … then slapped that whiney bitch Bella in her mouth and then put a silver bullet right between the eyes of that pussy Jacob … it was the best ending to a movie I’ve ever seen
[quote]doughboy wrote:
I decline to answer on the grounds that it’s so sad it would drag down the hilarity of the rest of this thread. In fact…i’ll say my wife made me do it. That’s easier.[/quote]
good enough for me … at least you didn’t enjoy it … I saw New Moon with my gf and some friends … that was my first exposure to anything Twilight … Fuck me I was being so rude in the theater; every time that puss bag Edward said anything cheesy I would say loudly “Shut the fuck up” … when Bella jumped off the cliff I cheered … no one was pleased; except my gf she was laughing … that’s why I love her lol[/quote]
Damn you, Polo! You should have placed a fuckin’ “SPOILER ALERT” above that!
lol[/quote]
Edward asks Bella at the end of the movie to marry him…[/quote]
and then Van Helsing jumps out of a tree and guts that sparkly sumbitch with a wooden stake like he was fileting him for dinner … then slapped that whiney bitch Bella in her mouth and then put a silver bullet right between the eyes of that pussy Jacob … it was the best ending to a movie I’ve ever seen[/quote]
You forgot that he dick slapped her in the mouth. Nevertheless, good ending.
I would just post the pic here, but it is way too disturbing to accidentally stumble upon.
My big problem with the whole thing is that it is glorifying pregnancy and motherhood to a bunch of girls who just started getting pubes. I met a woman once who was so proud of her 7 year old because she was reading the series. Let me repeat that…SHE’S SEVEN!!!
I don’t understand wtf any of you people are talking about and don’t want to. Why you even know enough about this Twilight to make fun of it is beyond me. Now, pics or GTFO
May not be as funny as some of the stuff posted before this, but desperate to get this thread on track
I would just post the pic here, but it is way too disturbing to accidentally stumble upon.
My big problem with the whole thing is that it is glorifying pregnancy and motherhood to a bunch of girls who just started getting pubes. I met a woman once who was so proud of her 7 year old because she was reading the series. Let me repeat that…SHE’S SEVEN!!![/quote]
