(de)Motivational Posters, Random Pics 9.0

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]treco wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
And no, I’m not racist against Mexicans![/quote]

I know this was just a joke, but it really does bother me that people consider Mexican a race. Hating Mexicans doesn’t makes one racist any more than hating the French does.[/quote]

Yes, I know we’re ALL part of the Human RACE.

Some of us just reach the finish line faster. I have short legs, so I’m usually bringing up the rear.

lol[/quote]

Sie haben die richtige Haarfarbe aber zu kurz, um das Master-Rennen teilnehmen.
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Ah Nards
Du kanst auch deutsch?
Und der EisenZwerg ist halp?[/quote]

halp?
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Halb Deutsch

Glaub ich?[/quote]

I thought he was referring to my stature… as in half a man!
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That cant be true.

Obviously if you are all man and only half as tall, the manliness is more concentrated.


dafuq?!?!

[quote]Rastaban61 wrote:
dafuq?!?![/quote]

My guess is that the girl is preggers, and the other two fat guys are pushing their stomachs out to be like her. (Still wtf)

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Rastaban61 wrote:
dafuq?!?![/quote]

My guess is that the girl is preggers, and the other two fat guys are pushing their stomachs out to be like her. (Still wtf)[/quote]

Wow…how’d you figure that one out, Sherlock? :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Rastaban61 wrote:
dafuq?!?![/quote]

My guess is that the girl is preggers, and the other two fat guys are pushing their stomachs out to be like her. (Still wtf)[/quote]

Wow…how’d you figure that one out, Sherlock? :p[/quote]

Upon closer inspection, with my magnifying glass, it is clear that there are three pot bellies. Look even closer, and you can see two of the subjects are male. Males typically do not conceive children, which resulted in my previously state hypothesis. Wouldn’t you say, Watson?

A friend posted this on Facebook under “Inspirational”

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
A friend posted this on Facebook under “Inspirational”

friend, or BRO ?

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
A friend posted this on Facebook under “Inspirational”

friend, or BRO ? [/quote]

BRAH

[quote]treco wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
And no, I’m not racist against Mexicans![/quote]

I know this was just a joke, but it really does bother me that people consider Mexican a race. Hating Mexicans doesn’t makes one racist any more than hating the French does.[/quote]

Yes, I know we’re ALL part of the Human RACE.

Some of us just reach the finish line faster. I have short legs, so I’m usually bringing up the rear.

lol[/quote]

Sie haben die richtige Haarfarbe aber zu kurz, um das Master-Rennen teilnehmen.
[/quote]

Ah Nards
Du kanst auch deutsch?
Und der EisenZwerg ist halp?[/quote]

More like google translate helped.


THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD JUST BLOODY WELL SHAKE HANDS AND NOT ACT LIKE SOMETHING YOU SAW IN A MUSIC VIDEO KIDS…or at least for these guys.

I’ve watched this about 38 times now.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I don’t know why more people aren’t excited about this. I guess I’m just a geek…love this stuff!

That cameraman was really shaky

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
A friend posted this on Facebook under “Inspirational”

friend, or BRO ? [/quote]

BRAH[/quote]

I’ve never understood why they associate big biceps with Popeye. As far as I can see on every pic I can find on Google, the dude has waaaaay bigger forearms than biceps.

[quote]Freaky_Frankie wrote:

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
A friend posted this on Facebook under “Inspirational”

friend, or BRO ? [/quote]

BRAH[/quote]

I’ve never understood why they associate big biceps with Popeye. As far as I can see on every pic I can find on Google, the dude has waaaaay bigger forearms than biceps. [/quote]

Yeah, it’s like people see big arms and just think Popeye.

Kind of like ow if you ask anyone to say a line from Star Trek they’ll likely say “Beam me up Scotty” but that was never said in the TV show. Really.

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
A friend posted this on Facebook under “Inspirational”

Compared to his upper arms, his forearms are comically small. I honestly can’t see him winning a bodybuilding contest.

firemen are crazy

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
firemen are crazy
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Awesome!

Now if we can get our cops to move like that!

That was pretty awesome

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
firemen are crazy
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Awesome!

Now if we can get our cops to move like that![/quote]

Instead of a little rabbit to chase around the track (like dog races) they just need to put a box of donuts.

Swordsman shot first.