[quote]Erasmus wrote:
This guy is awesome!
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LOL!
He had some good one-liners!
Oh, and Andy Haman is annoying as fuck.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Erasmus wrote:
This guy is awesome!
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LOL!
He had some good one-liners!
Oh, and Andy Haman is annoying as fuck.
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I recommend his other videos as well!
[quote]Erasmus wrote:
This guy is awesome!
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Thanks for posting this. His youtube page is hilarious.
Probably a repost but I lol’d anyways
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Toy story pic [/quote]
[quote]grettiron wrote:
Turns out penguins may not be quite so sure-footed.[/quote]
Scumbag Penguin
What
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Fuck?!?!?!?
[quote]dday wrote:
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That’s an old pic of Headhunter and his family.
I just returned from Winnipeg, and took the advice of T-Nation’s own Nards to check out Myer’s Deli, located on 1842 Grant Avenue. This place has been family run for over half a century, and specializes in giant deli sandwiches, similar to what you’d see in Katz’ Deli in NYC.
Upon Nard’s request, I mentioned his ordering and rapid consumption of exactly 1 kilogram (2.2 pounds) of meat in approximately 15 minutes, and thought you’d all enjoy the following dialogue. I am quoting this verbatim. It’s a bit of a long read but I think you will all enjoy…
ME: Hi there, I’m in Winnipeg for a few days on business, and a friend of mine recommended I check this place out
WOMAN #1 (blond, tanned woman in her mid-40’s): Well, your friend recommended the right place!
WOMAN #2: (older, Israeli woman with dyed red hair): What can we get for you today?
ME: Hmmm, I’m pretty hungry, I think I’ll get the H&L Special (1 pound of meat). Although, my friend said he polished off a 650 gram sandwich in 8 minutes.
WOMAN #2: No, the largest sandwich we serve is the H&L. That’s a full pound of Montreal smoked meat! We don’t go any higher than that!
WOMAN #1: …wait…do you remember that guy who came in once??
WOMAN #2: …yes…you are right, one customer came in with his friend and ordered a 650g sandwich, and then a 350g sandwich. I remember now
ME: That’s my friend!! He may or may not have had a blond mullet at the time
WOMAN #1: I don’t recall his hair
ME: Oh.
WOMAN #1: He sat over there . His friend had a normal-sized sandwich. Why didn’t your friend come in with you today?
ME: He lives in Taiwan
WOMAN #1: Yes! I remember! I asked him why he was eating two giant sandwiches so quickly, and he claimed he “needed fuel for his trip”!
ME: You should have named that sandwich after him
WOMAN #1: He wanted to name it something…I forget what exactly. It was a silly name
<note: I felt uncomfortable saying “Nardpuncher” in front of the kindly old woman, so I didn’t remind them>
ME: So in all your time here, has anyone else ever ordered a 650g sandwich
WOMAN #2: Never. Not one.
WOMAN #1: Nobody. It was just him. Lots of people have trouble finishing the H&L. We don’t sell all that many of them…mostly the 250g and 350g sandwiches. A guy came in last week for an H&L, bigger than you, and he was drenched in sweat trying to finish it.
WOMAN #2: He ate OVER TWO POUNDS of meat. I could not believe
WOMAN #1: Well, thank him from us for recommending this place, and take a photo of your sandwich to remind him to come back!
For some perspective, the old woman has been working at this place for decades. This is a high-volume lunch fixture in Winnipeg that has served tens of thousands of customers tens of thousands of pounds of meat over the past 50 years. Nards is the ONLY person that has EVER asked for something exceeding their “fat boy special”, which in itself contains about a softball worth of meat (see attached).
The memory of his gluttonous escapade has etched itself into the annals of a popular eatery.
Nards, I salute you.
The pickle was awesome…much less salty than other Delis
Oops, photos didn’t attach
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Nice one pimpbot, you should have put up a 20 dollar bill for reference tho.
By the Beard of Zeus @ the above story and accompanying pictures…I may have to alter my diet if I ever find myself in Winnipeg
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
WOMAN #2: …yes…you are right, one customer came in with his friend and ordered a 650g sandwich, and then a 350g sandwich. I remember now
ME: That’s my friend!! He may or may not have had a blond mullet at the time
WOMAN #1: I don’t recall his hair
ME: Oh.
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LOL
That’s great! Thanks for that.
The thing to look forward to is when I nexyt go back again. That’ll be funny.
So we didn’t really find out if they’ll name it after me. Shucks.
From my brother
[quote]MattyG35 wrote:
From my brother
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He gave you a logo with the word member across it? Very touching.
Let try this again