(de)Motivational Posters, Random Pics 4.0

You are a scary person DJHT…

I feel bad laughing at some of them because I feel like certain of those people likely have mental disabilities. Some people are just bent on being outrageous (whihc makes it not funny, but lame, they’re just trying too hard) but the guy in the jean shorts and a belly shirt holding a BRIEFCASE? I cannot conceive of a job that would necessitate a briefcase, yet allow that attire.

Last winter we had a ‘big freeze’ over here. We totally aren’t used to snow and ice like that. One night this bit come on the news and myself and my sister spent about 20 mins rewinding and laughing.(although I’m pretty sure everybody in the country fell on the ice and hurt themselves in some way that winter)

[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
You are a scary person DJHT…[/quote]

Thanks, 14 years of working ER has really gave me a sick sense of humor. But I am fun at Christmas parties, have many stories about hookers, midgets and drug addicts.

[quote]KBCThird wrote:
I feel bad laughing at some of them because I feel like certain of those people likely have mental disabilities. Some people are just bent on being outrageous (whihc makes it not funny, but lame, they’re just trying too hard) but the guy in the jean shorts and a belly shirt holding a BRIEFCASE? I cannot conceive of a job that would necessitate a briefcase, yet allow that attire.[/quote]

Honestly the truely mentally ill are a small percentage of people. Higher precentage of self induced disability from drug addiction, food addiction and entitlement. Life has gotten so PC that girls can run around with there ass hanging out (I saved those pictures for another time) and everyone is to afraid to say shit to them.

Little story the wife and I are at WalMart one day, full grown man pushing a shopping cart with nothing on but a pair of boxer shorts. Now my wife is not happy about seeing this and goes to the manager, he says nothing he can do. What happened to being appropriatly dressed in public? I have no desire to see another mans hairy ass in the store, but if I approach the man to tell him to put some fucking clothes on there are kids around, I will get jumped. Not that I would care, hell I have steel toe boots on and he is barefoot and in boxers.

So I think we need to point and fucking laugh more at cretins that dress like this in public.

/Rant


Hysterical enough, but then I started looking close and said “Is that Eminem?”

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
You are a scary person DJHT…[/quote]

Thanks, 14 years of working ER has really gave me a sick sense of humor. But I am fun at Christmas parties, have many stories about hookers, midgets and drug addicts.

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Ah…the dark and twisted sense of humor of those of us whom work in the medical field…gotta love it lol

DJHT… I’m serious. Could you please take those pictures down? I’d rather look at Blue Waffle than look at that shit twice, now I can’t open this thread anymore.

HaHaHaHaHaHa Wimp. I once had to take the old rusted bra off a 76 year old transvestite man to open a boil on his back he got from getting cornholed in the back alley of the local liquor store. A few pictures aint going to hurt you.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
HaHaHaHaHaHa Wimp. I once had to take the old rusted bra off a 76 year old transvestite man to open a boil on his back he got from getting cornholed in the back alley of the local liquor store. A few pictures aint going to hurt you. [/quote]

Maybe Jesus just used non-Newtonian fluids for that whole walking on water business…

Just a thought.

My eyes vomited thanks to those pictures;

[quote]DJHT wrote:
HaHaHaHaHaHa Wimp. I once had to take the old rusted bra off a 76 year old transvestite man to open a boil on his back he got from getting cornholed in the back alley of the local liquor store. A few pictures aint going to hurt you. [/quote]

I have been having a horrible day, then I read this and realized it could get much worse-

Thanks.

^ No problem, and just think you could be the 76 year old tranny. :slight_smile: Dixie hahahahaha that made me laugh.

we need more of this at halloween.

[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
we need more of this at halloween.

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Fucking genius! Almost as epic as the music video. :wink:

1000 kg curl

[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
we need more of this at halloween.

I wouldn’t want to live next to that guy . i put a plastic pumpkin in my window.

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/11/03

Gotta catch em all, motherfucka!

my mother always said: safety last.