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I did Nazi that coming!
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No sense getting into a fuhrer over it…
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LOL!
And yes, this is real.
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This changes everything. Well, okay… just pooping.
By Mark Jaquith on November 6, 2013
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I gingerly climbed on top of the plastic contraption now ringing my porcelain throne. It soon became apparent that I couldn’t keep my britches at my ankles as I normally did. No, they had to go entirely, along with my underthings. And if there is anything more ridiculous on this planet than the sight of a human man wearing a t-shirt and nothing else, I have yet to experience it. So in the interest of saving myself this unfortunate view, I doffed the shirt as well. Now entirely naked, I again attempted to step onto the device. I was unsure, but it seemed to hold. I settled down to the seat, with only the extremities of my posterior touching. My knees were up at my chest. This, plus my complete nakedness, felt very primal. It felt third-world and adventurous. It felt… RIGHT. I concentrated on the task at hand. I had felt a slight urge to go, and had been eager to try out the new purchase. I had been intrigued by the promise that my business would henceforth require substantially less effort on my part, because of the wild beast?man position it forced upon me. But I was still skeptical. It sounded too good to be true. Surely the difference couldn’t be that dras? HOLY HELL I’M POOPING.
Well, let me clarify. It wasn?t so much that I was dropping a deuce. Oh, it was being dropped; that much was undeniable. But I couldn’t really claim agency on said descent. Gravity was doing the work. I was merely the meaty husk from which it made its hasty escape. Used to more of a segmented approach to waste disposal, I was quite surprised that the creature making its egress from my nethers had more the appearance of a python. Smooth, and consistent in width, it coiled luxuriously in a pool of toilet water that is (or at least was) cleaner than the water that most of the people on this planet drink.Read more ?
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^ that is probably the best documentary I have seen in a while.
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that was really good!
for all you pussies who can get your calories in
In a couple of hours that kid’s gonna be hit with a bout of gas pains from hell!
he’s a machine! Competitive eater by the name of Matt Stonie. Scary what the kid can put away
Had no idea!
He’ll be fine then.
855 lb squat fail
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Thank you to Doc Pangloss for introducing me to A Bad Lip Reading. All of these are worth your time.
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Pretty funny site, kind of a Canadian Onion (I think it’s Canadian)
Bad news guys, the terrorists have won, they’ve gotten to our dogs
THATS fucking funny///
Turn up the volume, make sure you’re not drinking anything