(de)Motivational Posters, Random Pics 12.0

^ The guy behind the wheel really eats it bad, like his body is lifeless.

Yeah and his throttle control needs some serious work. Seldom is zero throttle to full throttle is the answer.

He was dead serious too, “We’re going in”

[quote]mbdix wrote:
Yeah and his throttle control needs some serious work. Seldom is zero throttle to full throttle is the answer.[/quote]
How did the women all stay dressed?

Seriously disappointed.

Lots of sunglasses were lost. At the beginning, all but one of them are in sunglasses. Nobody has them on at the end. It’s unclear how many landed in the boat.

Too many egomaniacal idiots out on the waterways.

A good friend of mine almost lost her life when the boat she was a passenger in suddenly capsized at high speed. She was face down in the water for too long before rescue. She survived but suffered partial paralysis which took years of therapy to overcome.

The driver of the boat was showing off how fast his boat could go.

[quote]CLINK wrote:
Too many egomaniacal idiots out on the waterways.

A good friend of mine almost lost her life when the boat she was a passenger in suddenly capsized at high speed. She was face down in the water for too long before rescue. She survived but suffered partial paralysis which took years of therapy to overcome.

The driver of the boat was showing off how fast his boat could go while holding his beer.[/quote]
Fixed that for you

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]CLINK wrote:
Too many egomaniacal idiots out on the waterways.

A good friend of mine almost lost her life when the boat she was a passenger in suddenly capsized at high speed. She was face down in the water for too long before rescue. She survived but suffered partial paralysis which took years of therapy to overcome.

The driver of the boat was showing off how fast his boat could go while holding his beer.[/quote]
Fixed that for you[/quote]

This is pretty much the deal by me. There is always 1-2 cases of BUI every year, last year someone got killed in The Great South Bay by some drunk idiot coming back from fishing. The thing is that everyone knows that the constables and Coast Guard are out looking for them.

We all took a Power Squadron course years ago before we got a boat and its easy to spot those who haven’t or are complete idiots on the water.

Rob

This guy that went to my high school was knocked into the water after a boating collision, I believe he got chopped up by a propeller, I’m pretty sure alcohol was involved. Absolutely awful.

Lots of idiots on the water.

Years ago we were coming home from a labor day party several lakes away from ours. My wife was driving and I was in the front of the boat with a spotlight watching for logs in the river, which is no wake. Suddenly I hear a large motor throttling up behind us so I shine the spotlight directly behind us and there is a 28’ liberator that was at the party coming up on plane. Luckily he was just sober enough to turn and ended up stuffing his 100K boat in the trees.

RIP, bro.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
egg plop[/quote]

I love art, and of course much of it is subjective, but performance art like THAT just plain sucks, and is useless nowadays. Shock value HAS NO VALUE in this century.

Ass

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:

Ass[/quote]

That motorcyclist tumbling reminds me of Bunny falling down the steps.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

Those are my eggs. Please blur them.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

Those are my eggs. Please blur them.
[/quote]

Wonder if she does face painting?

[quote]CLINK wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
egg plop[/quote]

I love art, and of course much of it is subjective, but performance art like THAT just plain sucks, and is useless nowadays. Shock value HAS NO VALUE in this century.
[/quote]

Agreed.

But a question arises from this ‘performance’…Why did she need a modesty screen to insert the eggs?

[quote]MartyMonster wrote:

[quote]CLINK wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
egg plop[/quote]

I love art, and of course much of it is subjective, but performance art like THAT just plain sucks, and is useless nowadays. Shock value HAS NO VALUE in this century.
[/quote]

Agreed.

But a question arises from this ‘performance’…Why did she need a modesty screen to insert the eggs?

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Hah! Good question! I believe the insertion would have fallen into the gray area between decency and pornography. But if the intent was to shock, then to hell with the pornography issue!

Pervert Dave has died and all you guys can talk about is the egg-plopper?