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What the fuck, Dorian? lol

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Rape sloth

edit: hmmmm gif didnā€™t work

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Itā€™s all ruined by the waking up at 6:00 AM part.

I mean itā€¦the whole rest of that day is tainted by waking up that early on a so-called prefect day.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Itā€™s all ruined by the waking up at 6:00 AM part.

I mean itā€¦the whole rest of that day is tainted by waking up that early on a so-called prefect day.[/quote]

You should be woken up by the blowjob, not the alarm.

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[quote]cwill1973 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Itā€™s all ruined by the waking up at 6:00 AM part.

I mean itā€¦the whole rest of that day is tainted by waking up that early on a so-called prefect day.[/quote]

You should be woken up by the blowjob, not the alarm.
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And maybe Im odd but I have not urge to have sex with someone who begins every sentence with ā€œLikeā€ and has their face in a phone 24/7. Add a decade on and then you looks better.

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[quote]farmerson12 wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Itā€™s all ruined by the waking up at 6:00 AM part.

I mean itā€¦the whole rest of that day is tainted by waking up that early on a so-called prefect day.[/quote]

You should be woken up by the blowjob, not the alarm.
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And maybe Im odd but I have not urge to have sex with someone who begins every sentence with ā€œLikeā€ and has their face in a phone 24/7. Add a decade on and then you looks better.[/quote]

Well said!

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I like both of the amendments.

I know it says, ā€œnymphomaniacsā€, so this doesnā€™t apply but when a buddy of mine says something about a women that looks too young I always think of that stand-up comedian that talks about 72 virgins in heaven. It goes something like, ā€œwhy would I want to instruct 72 women how to give a blow job?ā€

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This isnā€™t it but you get the idea.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Do you even know how to banana?[/quote]

Where is this gif from? Thereā€™s got to be a story behind why the actor/performer is jamming a banana into a bottle, and I need to know what it is

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[quote]KBCThird wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Do you even know how to banana?[/quote]

Where is this gif from? Thereā€™s got to be a story behind why the actor/performer is jamming a banana into a bottle, and I need to know what it is[/quote]
Blast from the past.

Where you been?

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[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]nighthawkz wrote:

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Thank you. [/quote]

I always wondered about the fingernail thingā€¦ I mean, those fuckers are long as shit.

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[quote]KBCThird wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Do you even know how to banana?[/quote]

Where is this gif from? Thereā€™s got to be a story behind why the actor/performer is jamming a banana into a bottle, and I need to know what it is[/quote]

I donā€™t know man. It looks like one of those infomercials where people are completely failing at life. I canā€™t find the source.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

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lulz.

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LOL, Iā€™m using that Hazelnut Mocha bit.