[quote]Alcibiades wrote:
This entire thing. Holy Shit…
Hardest I’ve laughed in weeks.[/quote]
Fuck this conspiracy shit is fun but so insane.
What would we need humanzee soldiers for? The USA is very powerful and any time its military has trouble in enforcing its will or completing its missions I don’t think it comes down to “if only our soldiers mad more muscle power and also the ability to go into a berserke ape-rage” if you know what I mean.[/quote]
A humanzee’s power level in comparison to ex-SEAL Jesse Venura is over 9,000 probably. Imagine if we had SEAL teams full of humanzees…[/quote]
Wouldn’t it make more sense to have a SEAL team full of actual seals?[/quote]
Seals lack the intelligence and bipedal agility and strength to operate on land, as required by a SEAL. Now, if we could breed a humanzee with a seal to give it a superior amphibian ability to maneuver through water in addition to its strength and agility, then we would have our super SEAL.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I think I could take a humanzee.
Now a gorillaman. There’s a supersoldier for ya.[/quote]
LOL. I knew fighting a humanzee would be the first thing that crossed your mind when you heard about it.
What other animals have you thought about fighting aside from humanzees and wild dogs?[/quote]
All of them. I feel like I should be able to defeat anything of equal or lesser weight to myself. I must admit though that the leopard presents a pretty big problem.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I think I could take a humanzee.
Now a gorillaman. There’s a supersoldier for ya.[/quote]
LOL. I knew fighting a humanzee would be the first thing that crossed your mind when you heard about it.
What other animals have you thought about fighting aside from humanzees and wild dogs?[/quote]
All of them. I feel like I should be able to defeat anything of equal or lesser weight to myself. I must admit though that the leopard presents a pretty big problem.[/quote]
A full grown chimp would tear your ass up, no contest.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I think I could take a humanzee.
Now a gorillaman. There’s a supersoldier for ya.[/quote]
LOL. I knew fighting a humanzee would be the first thing that crossed your mind when you heard about it.
What other animals have you thought about fighting aside from humanzees and wild dogs?[/quote]
All of them. I feel like I should be able to defeat anything of equal or lesser weight to myself. I must admit though that the leopard presents a pretty big problem.[/quote]
A full grown chimp would tear your ass up, no contest.[/quote]
The worst part about chimps is they fight dirtier than hell. You ever read about chimp attacks? They always fucking gouge out your eyes and rip your dick off and bite off all your fingers and shit. It’s like they torture you to death. I think chimps are evil.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I think I could take a humanzee.
Now a gorillaman. There’s a supersoldier for ya.[/quote]
LOL. I knew fighting a humanzee would be the first thing that crossed your mind when you heard about it.
What other animals have you thought about fighting aside from humanzees and wild dogs?[/quote]
All of them. I feel like I should be able to defeat anything of equal or lesser weight to myself. I must admit though that the leopard presents a pretty big problem.[/quote]
A full grown chimp would tear your ass up, no contest.[/quote]
The worst part about chimps is they fight dirtier than hell. You ever read about chimp attacks? They always fucking gouge out your eyes and rip your dick off and bite off all your fingers and shit. It’s like they torture you to death. I think chimps are evil.[/quote]
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers. [/quote]
Doesn’t matter dude. It’s what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers. [/quote]
Doesn’t matter dude. It’s what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.[/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers. [/quote]
Doesn’t matter dude. It’s what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.[/quote]
I was joking
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers. [/quote]
Doesn’t matter dude. It’s what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.[/quote]
I was joking[/quote]
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers. [/quote]
Doesn’t matter dude. It’s what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.[/quote]
I was joking[/quote]
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[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I would suggest not fighting them naked, that may prevent the rip your dick off.
Also try not to feed them when you are fighting them, that way they dont bite off your fingers. [/quote]
Doesn’t matter dude. It’s what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.[/quote]
You forgot. They rip your dick off then sodomize you with it. Chimps keep the least dominant male down by forcing him to have anal sex. This is what their evil chimp ancestors trained them to do.
