The Notting Hill one kills me, I was told by Irish people today that I sound like Hugh Grant, not quite sure whether that’s good or bad. I would like to see more of this, much, much more of this.
Most satisfying crunching sound of all time right here. Got a warm, warm feeling from this.[/quote]
Why didn’t she jump? My ankles are hurting from empathy for that poor girl. OMG!!![/quote]
Because she’s stupid, in a plethora of ways. Stupid deserves to get it’s feet broken sometimes, it’s bad enough that she thought she’d have the mental fortitude to jump, but to just walk off crossed the line.
I probably can’t post it because of how ridiculously NSFW the text is, but search for “Fifty Shades Generator” and prepare yourself. I had a hell of a time with some of the euphemisms.