[quote]JLu wrote:
Fuck you, now I won’t be able to touch the toilet paper for days.[/quote]
All you have to do is check the top of the roll. That’s easy.
Some of them have been known to hide inside the bowl though…
[quote]Tech9 wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fuck you, now I won’t be able to touch the toilet paper for days.
All you have to do is check the top of the roll. That’s easy.
Some of them have been known to hide inside the bowl though…[/quote]
and in your bed
Fuck, so now I’m not sleeping tonight, AND I won’t be able to take a shit…
[quote]Drizzt wrote:
Tech9 wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fuck you, now I won’t be able to touch the toilet paper for days.
All you have to do is check the top of the roll. That’s easy.
Some of them have been known to hide inside the bowl though…
and in your bed[/quote]
you know you’re never more than ~8 ft. from a spider, right?
in your crawl space below your feet, in the attic above your head, there’s no escape, and you’ve lived this long without crazy shit happening…
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Drizzt wrote:
Tech9 wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fuck you, now I won’t be able to touch the toilet paper for days.
All you have to do is check the top of the roll. That’s easy.
Some of them have been known to hide inside the bowl though…
and in your bed
you know you’re never more than ~8 ft. from a spider, right?
in your crawl space below your feet, in the attic above your head, there’s no escape, and you’ve lived this long without crazy shit happening…[/quote]
I figure I get at least some protein from the ones that crawl in my mouth when I’m sleeping.
[quote]farenuff wrote:
That gym with the ballons pic is from a gallery show by the photographer Charlie White.
http://www.charliewhite.info/sub/work/1999.html
It makes more sense when in context with the other photos.
Still trying to figure out the fat guys in speedos pic though[/quote]
I think the joke is that they are all hairy, heavy, fake gold chain wearin’ guys in speedos
[quote]JLu wrote:
Fuck, so now I’m not sleeping tonight, AND I won’t be able to take a shit…[/quote]
Hey, at least we’re in Canada.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fuck, so now I’m not sleeping tonight, AND I won’t be able to take a shit…
Hey, at least we’re in Canada.[/quote]
fuck!
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So much for family game night.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fuck, so now I’m not sleeping tonight, AND I won’t be able to take a shit…
Hey, at least we’re in Canada.[/quote]
That looks like a Huntsman which are very common. They can bite but almost never do and aren’t particularly poisonous. You can pick them up, but not if you’re ticklish - they have hairy legs.
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Drizzt wrote:
you know you’re never more than ~8 ft. from a spider, right?
in your crawl space below your feet, in the attic above your head, there’s no escape, and you’ve lived this long without crazy shit happening…
. . . so you’re probably due for some crazy shit to happen[/quote]
Finished the sentence for you
[quote]DragnCarry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fuck, so now I’m not sleeping tonight, AND I won’t be able to take a shit…
Hey, at least we’re in Canada.
That looks like a Huntsman which are very common. They can bite but almost never do and aren’t particularly poisonous. You can pick them up, but not if you’re ticklish - they have hairy legs.
[/quote]
Sounds kind of like a big teddy bear.
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““One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.””
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