I work at a college so the cubicle life isn’t so bad. My cube is 14x10 with a door and big glass window in front of me. The glass is heavily tinted on the outside so its like the one way mirror you see in interrogation rooms on TV. Hot college chicks walk by all day and sometimes stop right in front of this mirror to fix there hair or check their makeup. If they only knew about the old perv drooling on the other side of the glass haha.
I bring my own lunch and stick in the community fridge with Myoplex ready to drink cartons. I also take a scoop of ON whey in a small container to work. I mix it with milk in the cafeteria spilling half of it all over the carpeted floor of the dining area. The table-wiper hates me. My co-workers sometimes wonder why I eat sandwiches at random times during the day.
I eat at my desk, but spend my lunch hour at the college gym. I see the stupidest shit on a daily basis. Curls in the squat rack are the least of my worries. But seeing college girls on treadmills every day aint so bad.
I get out of my chair every 30 minutes. Usually I go to someone else’s desk to bust their balls about something or to show them something funny on the internet.
I always fart on the move. Mine are some of the smelliest so I can cropdust at least 8 cubicles in one shot. I do this at Blockbuster because it’s funny to see couples argue about who let it loose. Stick and move baby, stick and move.
When we work overtime they order food…90% of the time its Sh!t…well one night they had pizza and this fat lady which resembles a meat ball in shape, walked in and saw pizza’s with vegtables on it…she said something along the lines of “what the F, why the hell would you put vegetables on a pizza, that is too healthy for me!” Same lady that eats out every meal.
This other fat lady was so fat she didnt know she had a hernia under her layers of blubber. She is also balding btw…well yea the hernia rupture/exploded and they had to cut it out haha…ahhh so NO OFFICE jobs are not like the movies alot of fat, boring people…
[quote]JLu wrote:
I don’t understand why everyone thinks Office Space was a good movie, I found it retarded.[/quote]
Count yourself lucky then that you have minimal BS to deal with at a job that even remotely seems like it came out of that movie.
Office Space - for anyone that works in an office with enough fuckups & neurotic misfits you WILL identify with at least one part of the movie. Just glad my boss doesn’t nag me about memos although he does wonder why I skip over the meeting requests a lot.
Sorry I was away for a while, had a lunch meeting that ran late.
The people by me and by and large ok. Not that many freak shows walking around. And all the out and out weirdos have been weeded out over the years.
I was an auto mechanic for years until I was badly hurt in a car accident. Then I got into machine shop work once I could go back to work, worked my way up into an Engineering position.
I like this better than having to work on hot cars which is murder on the back if you’re over 5’8" tall. I get to wander about (all work related), take lunch and breaks when I want.
I bring my lunch everyday and just place it in the fridge. People always seem to comment on what i’m eating. It’s annoying the piss out of me lately.
My office isn’t that bad but I don’t have windows. I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
Work is typically boring and uneventful. On holidays we bring in some sort of alcohol that goes well with coffee and get drunk.
I bring my lunch everyday and just place it in the fridge. People always seem to comment on what i’m eating. It’s annoying the piss out of me lately.
My office isn’t that bad but I don’t have windows. I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
Work is typically boring and uneventful. On holidays we bring in some sort of alcohol that goes well with coffee and get drunk.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
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What the hell is up with this? The guys in the offices next to mine at my three jobs before my current job ALL clipped their nails at work. Ick. I was starting to think it was a normal thing to do, and I just missed the memo. Fortunately, my current office neighbor does not clip his nails at work, or at least, I don’t hear it.
[quote]jchenky wrote:
Ah these wonderful office jobs.
I bring my lunch everyday and just place it in the fridge. People always seem to comment on what i’m eating. It’s annoying the piss out of me lately.
My office isn’t that bad but I don’t have windows. I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
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A good line there is “can you girls do your primping at home please?”
Unless of course they’re the type that would sick HR on you for harrassment.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
What the hell is up with this? The guys in the offices next to mine at my three jobs before my current job ALL clipped their nails at work. Ick. I was starting to think it was a normal thing to do, and I just missed the memo. Fortunately, my current office neighbor does not clip his nails at work, or at least, I don’t hear it.[/quote]
They probably catch hell at home for not cleaning up the trimmings.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
What the hell is up with this? The guys in the offices next to mine at my three jobs before my current job ALL clipped their nails at work. Ick. I was starting to think it was a normal thing to do, and I just missed the memo. Fortunately, my current office neighbor does not clip his nails at work, or at least, I don’t hear it.[/quote]
I am glad i’m not the only one who feels there is something wrong with it.
The sound of the clipping just makes me go nuts. Makes me wonder where the hell the nails are going. After a while i’ll be expecting to see a layer of white on their office floors. ugh
[quote]jchenky wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I stare across the way at two men who BOTH clip their nails at their desks. I think it is disgusting and shut my door so I don’t have to hear “clip, clip, clip, clip” .
PLEASE there is nothing wrong with doing it in the privacy of your own home.
What the hell is up with this? The guys in the offices next to mine at my three jobs before my current job ALL clipped their nails at work. Ick. I was starting to think it was a normal thing to do, and I just missed the memo. Fortunately, my current office neighbor does not clip his nails at work, or at least, I don’t hear it.
I am glad i’m not the only one who feels there is something wrong with it.
The sound of the clipping just makes me go nuts. Makes me wonder where the hell the nails are going. After a while i’ll be expecting to see a layer of white on their office floors. ugh
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Sick… but nothing like being on the bus and the little old lady across from you is clipping her nails ON THE BUS… some things you just do at home
Let me guess - your co-workers are Jergens hand models? Totally understandable then
[quote]jaybvee wrote:
jchenky wrote:
Sick… but nothing like being on the bus and the little old lady across from you is clipping her nails ON THE BUS… some things you just do at home
Let me guess - your co-workers are Jergens hand models? Totally understandable then
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You are right… Jergens hand models… HA Ya right!
All I know is that they are odd odd coworkers