[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
penguins are really sweet animals, but seals arent much for post-coitus cuddling…[/quote]
Yeah well, they got a harem of about 100, you special little snowflake you.
If you are knocked up he has done his job. [/quote]
what?[/quote]
You heard me.
You get to enjoy sweet, sweet seal penis only once a year.
Sorry. [/quote]
okay…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
penguins are really sweet animals, but seals arent much for post-coitus cuddling…[/quote]
Yeah well, they got a harem of about 100, you special little snowflake you.
If you are knocked up he has done his job. [/quote]
what?[/quote]
You heard me.
You get to enjoy sweet, sweet seal penis only once a year.
Sorry. [/quote]
okay…[/quote]
I sense a certain reluctance.
As if you could not believe that seal penises had a rather tight schedule…
Admittedly I am not quite sure if seals are as much a tournament species as sea lions, so, you might get lucky twice a year.
Wait, why must everyone have an avatar? Everyone on here isnt a physique orientated.
Fuck you.
Massive hole in your plan.
Fuck I’m smart.
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Wait, why must everyone have an avatar? Everyone on here isnt a physique orientated.
Fuck I’m smart.
[/quote]
Did you know that you are currently on a bodybuilding website?
Fuck, your dumb.
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well, the website isn’t exclusively bodybuilding based–there is a beginners and a powerlifting forum. But you could just do performance videos as Chris mentioned earlier.
Crap, if I can put them up with my weak assed weights, someone benching 400+ ought not to feel ashamed of doing so!
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Wait, why must everyone have an avatar? Everyone on here isnt a physique orientated.
Fuck I’m smart.
[/quote]
Did you know that you are currently on a bodybuilding website?
Fuck, your dumb.
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Nice, insult me when I said nothing aggressive to you.
Hell, I’d be content with ANY photos and/or videos which demonstrate that a user engages in physical activity exceeding eating cake frosting directly out of the container with a spoon.
Seriously. Post your competitive horseshoe-tossing photos for all I care.
I have posted videos of me doing stuff wrong to ask for help, does that count as a performance video?
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I have posted videos of me doing stuff wrong to ask for help, does that count as a performance video?[/quote]
They most definitely do! Especially since you can probably out-lift several guys on these forums
Oh pimpbot, you are just too kind.
I told my mom about you, you know. I says, I says, “Mom, there’s this guy on T-Nation named PimpBot, and he’s just the nicest guy.”
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Wait, why must everyone have an avatar? Everyone on here isnt a physique orientated.
Fuck I’m smart.
[/quote]
Did you know that you are currently on a bodybuilding website?
Fuck, your dumb.
tweet[/quote]
Nice, insult me when I said nothing aggressive to you.
[/quote]
Sorry little buddy. No offense intended.
I was just trying to emphasise my point that if some one is giving advice or making comments in a bodybuilding/performance website, they should be accountable, and have pictures/proof available of their current condition.
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[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Oh pimpbot, you are just too kind.
I told my mom about you, you know. I says, I says, “Mom, there’s this guy on T-Nation named PimpBot, and he’s just the nicest guy.” [/quote]
Once a mom is told about a guy, you know the relationship is on the fast track… 
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Oh pimpbot, you are just too kind.
I told my mom about you, you know. I says, I says, “Mom, there’s this guy on T-Nation named PimpBot, and he’s just the nicest guy.” [/quote]
I’ve also told my friends about him.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Oh pimpbot, you are just too kind.
I told my mom about you, you know. I says, I says, “Mom, there’s this guy on T-Nation named PimpBot, and he’s just the nicest guy.” [/quote]
You didn’t really, did you? 
Please tell her my screen-name is based on the following - that should put her mind at ease!
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’ve also told my friends about him.[/quote]
Man I’m bummed out I couldn’t coordinate a Winnipeg business trip now that you’re home! How is it being back?
I admittedly haven’t seen much of your great city - most of my time is spent in the Holiday Inn on Portage (and the liquor store across the street - you guys get better beer than we do in Ontario!)
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Oh pimpbot, you are just too kind.
I told my mom about you, you know. I says, I says, “Mom, there’s this guy on T-Nation named PimpBot, and he’s just the nicest guy.” [/quote]
You didn’t really, did you?
Please tell her my screen-name is based on the following - that should put her mind at ease!
I sure did! I told her I always picture you looking like Milhouse’s Dad even though I know you don’t, ha-ha.
I have no life.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’ve also told my friends about him.[/quote]
Man I’m bummed out I couldn’t coordinate a Winnipeg business trip now that you’re home! How is it being back?
I admittedly haven’t seen much of your great city - most of my time is spent in the Holiday Inn on Portage (and the liquor store across the street - you guys get better beer than we do in Ontario!)[/quote]
Oh yeah, the liquor stores have so much good stuff now. Even the beer vendors at the end of motels have larger selections. It’s like no one drinks Molson Canadian or Labbatt Blue anymore.
Being in Asia for so long I feel like Marty McFly in the year 2015 sometimes as I gawk at things.
I’ll walk up to Myer’s on Wednesday or Thursday to eat a 777g sandwich. The weather’s great for it. Walking I mean, not for eating that much meat.
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Wait, why must everyone have an avatar? Everyone on here isnt a physique orientated.
Fuck I’m smart.
[/quote]
Did you know that you are currently on a bodybuilding website?
Fuck, your dumb.
tweet[/quote]
Nice, insult me when I said nothing aggressive to you.
[/quote]
Sorry little buddy. No offense intended.
I was just trying to emphasise my point that if some one is giving advice or making comments in a bodybuilding/performance website, they should be accountable, and have pictures/proof available of their current condition.
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I’m not little.
And I’m NOT your buddy.
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Wait, why must everyone have an avatar? Everyone on here isnt a physique orientated.
Fuck I’m smart.
[/quote]
Did you know that you are currently on a bodybuilding website?
Fuck, your dumb.
tweet[/quote]
Nice, insult me when I said nothing aggressive to you.
[/quote]
Sorry little buddy. No offense intended.
I was just trying to emphasise my point that if some one is giving advice or making comments in a bodybuilding/performance website, they should be accountable, and have pictures/proof available of their current condition.
tweet[/quote]
I’m not little.
And I’m NOT your buddy.
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LOL