This country is filled with men who cannot get laid. Often it?s their own fault. They have let themselves go. They are slackers. Their standards are too high.
But there are also many decent-looking, gainfully employed, kind-hearted men with who are going hungry. Regular guys with good jobs, who are in good shape, have interesting hobbies, are close with their friends and family, dress well, and act like perfect gentlemen on dates and in relationships. Again and again, these men are frustrated by the disrespect they get from marginal girls in bars, and the radio silence that follows every single one of their carefully written OK Cupid opening messages.
In unison, these men cry out: What the hell am I doing wrong?
Good men of America, I have your answer. I know why you?re not getting laid. I know what you have to do to change your situation. But before I tell you, we need to get into the proper frame of mind. Good guys of America, let?s make a list of some men who the average American woman would much rather fuck than you:
[quote]Maddadh wrote:
Awww. Did I ruin your stag party? Does it make ya feel manlier to talk sauce when nobody can hear ya?
Seriously, grow up and get with the 21st century… If you got small testes, that isn’t my fault or my issue. You don’t need to get all misogynistic. [/quote]
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.[/quote]
[quote]Maddadh wrote:
Awww. Did I ruin your stag party? Does it make ya feel manlier to talk sauce when nobody can hear ya?
Seriously, grow up and get with the 21st century… If you got small testes, that isn’t my fault or my issue. You don’t need to get all misogynistic. [/quote]
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.[/quote]
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Man, I swear women have incredibly tiny brains. [/quote]
OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WHEN I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOME FRIES!!![/quote]
So wait… You’re a middle aged female. You created an account on a site called Testosterone Nation in order to talk about home fries. This led you to engage in arguments about crazy men who broke their wife?
In case this posts comes across as an attack, I want to clarify: it’s not. The internet’s weird, and these are real questions. I actually hope you stick around, mostly for the politics and world issues forum
The first time I smoked hash was in brazil. I got picked up in a small car by my girlfriend’s brother, cousin, uncle and family friend. I am just meeting all of these people for the first time. We were in a small beach town called Uba Tuba and were driving to a fish market. Out came the hash and I didnt know if it was like a test or not, but either way I get painfully high. When we got to the fish market I was completely zonked. The place looked like something from national geographics. I got out of the car, took my shirt off and walked around the unpaved street rubbing my nipples until those i was with explained to me that what i was doing was generally frowned upon.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
The first time I smoked hash was in brazil. I got picked up in a small car by my girlfriend’s brother, cousin, uncle and family friend. I am just meeting all of these people for the first time. We were in a small beach town called Uba Tuba and were driving to a fish market. Out came the hash and I didnt know if it was like a test or not, but either way I get painfully high. When we got to the fish market I was completely zonked. The place looked like something from national geographics. I got out of the car, took my shirt off and walked around the unpaved street rubbing my nipples until those i was with explained to me that what i was doing was generally frowned upon.
That was the last time I tried hash. [/quote]
I don’t want to visit any country where getting stoned out of your mind, taking your shirt off and caressing your own nipples is “generally frowned upon.”
[quote]Waittz wrote:
The first time I smoked hash was in brazil. I got picked up in a small car by my girlfriend’s brother, cousin, uncle and family friend. I am just meeting all of these people for the first time. We were in a small beach town called Uba Tuba and were driving to a fish market. Out came the hash and I didnt know if it was like a test or not, but either way I get painfully high. When we got to the fish market I was completely zonked. The place looked like something from national geographics. I got out of the car, took my shirt off and walked around the unpaved street rubbing my nipples until those i was with explained to me that what i was doing was generally frowned upon.
That was the last time I tried hash. [/quote]
I don’t want to visit any country where getting stoned out of your mind, taking your shirt off and caressing your own nipples is “generally frowned upon.”[/quote]
If it makes you feel better, when I did it on the beach it was generally encouraged.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Man, I swear women have incredibly tiny brains. [/quote]
OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WHEN I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOME FRIES!!![/quote]
So wait… You’re a middle aged female. You created an account on a site called Testosterone Nation in order to talk about home fries. This led you to engage in arguments about crazy men who broke their wife?
In case this posts comes across as an attack, I want to clarify: it’s not. The internet’s weird, and these are real questions. I actually hope you stick around, mostly for the politics and world issues forum :)[/quote]
Any time I see a post about domestic violence I’m going to start randomly attacking posters whose stories and viewpoints I don’t know. The guy who broke his wife was pumped like never before! I won’t apologize for being offended by that.
But at any rate, I don’t know why anyone would want hash when they can have home fries. Those crazy southerners, eh? Greasy, putrid stuff, hash.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Man, I swear women have incredibly tiny brains. [/quote]
OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WHEN I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOME FRIES!!![/quote]
So wait… You’re a middle aged female. You created an account on a site called Testosterone Nation in order to talk about home fries. This led you to engage in arguments about crazy men who broke their wife?
In case this posts comes across as an attack, I want to clarify: it’s not. The internet’s weird, and these are real questions. I actually hope you stick around, mostly for the politics and world issues forum :)[/quote]
Any time I see a post about domestic violence I’m going to start randomly attacking posters whose stories and viewpoints I don’t know. The guy who broke his wife was pumped like never before! I won’t apologize for being offended by that.
But at any rate, I don’t know why anyone would want hash when they can have home fries. Those crazy southerners, eh? Greasy, putrid stuff, hash. [/quote]
Am I missing something? The quote function snafu or multiple references from other threads I’m not involved in? I don’t see DV, I don’t understand home fries (though I enjoy them), and it appears Maddah transformed into EmilyQ while Flipcollar became lankymofo. Show me where I wandered off, please…
