[quote]Rockscar wrote:
ConanSpeaks wrote:
Uh, Matt Hughes fights at 170lbs. and I’d be willing to bet he’d mop the floor with you knuckle heads.
Who said we wanted to fight? We’re talking abouts stars, and cocks and avatars.[/quote]
Yea, so maybe conan shouldn’t speak cause so far all I heard was a bunch of off topic BS. And matt hughes isn’t tough enough to beat up one of the crabs that hangs off dans left nut. Those things are pretty mean though BTW.
V
Man guys I haven’t been here very long, I don’t post much, but I’ve been lurking for quite a while. You guys are the most arrogant, immature, horn-dog, tough guy wannabe pricks I’ve ever seen on the internet.
Keep up the good work, I’m glad to be a part of your little community 
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
Man guys I haven’t been here very long, I don’t post much, but I’ve been lurking for quite a while. You guys are the most arrogant, immature, horn-dog, tough guy wannabe pricks I’ve ever seen on the internet.
Keep up the good work, I’m glad to be a part of your little community ;)[/quote]
HAHA! You had me going for a minute! I was like who the fuck does this guy… oh … oh wait… ahhhhhhhhh! So… stop lurking so much and join up for the most arrogant, sarcastic fun filled internet toughguy place to be!
V
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
Man guys I haven’t been here very long, I don’t post much, but I’ve been lurking for quite a while. You guys are the most arrogant, immature, horn-dog, tough guy wannabe pricks I’ve ever seen on the internet.
Keep up the good work, I’m glad to be a part of your little community ;)[/quote]
Yeah, welcome. Now go get yourself an avatar before you post again or I’ll make Rockscar point at you.
DB
[quote]ConanSpeaks wrote:
Uh, Matt Hughes fights at 170lbs. and I’d be willing to bet he’d mop the floor with you knuckle heads. [/quote]
You’re comparing a bunch of guys who ARENT trained in MMA to someone who fights for a living. Great. Here’s a question for you champ - if weight isn’t an issue, why do they have weight classes in UFC? Or maybe a better question, who would win in a fight, Arlovski (or sylvia, or Mir or any other heavyweight for that matter) or Hughes?
Man this topic sure has gotten off track. What happened to the original topic: Making fun of Mr. Push Ups?!
(Not complaining; it’s still fun to read.)
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
ConanSpeaks wrote:
Uh, Matt Hughes fights at 170lbs. and I’d be willing to bet he’d mop the floor with you knuckle heads.
Who said we wanted to fight? We’re talking abouts stars, and cocks and avatars.
Yea, so maybe conan shouldn’t speak cause so far all I heard was a bunch of off topic BS. And matt hughes isn’t tough enough to beat up one of the crabs that hangs off dans left nut. Those things are pretty mean though BTW.
V [/quote]
Fucking crabs…
I bet he caught them at the same time he caught “The Gay”. Fucking hate when that happens…
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Melvin Smiley wrote:
Man guys I haven’t been here very long, I don’t post much, but I’ve been lurking for quite a while. You guys are the most arrogant, immature, horn-dog, tough guy wannabe pricks I’ve ever seen on the internet.
Keep up the good work, I’m glad to be a part of your little community
Yeah, welcome. Now go get yourself an avatar before you post again or I’ll make Rockscar point at you.
DB[/quote]
You can’t make me do shit…oh…wait…
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I actually do have a scar on my cock…childhood bicycle injury.[/quote]
Shit, Rockscar. I thought you did marketing at College. They aren’t scars - they’re extra ribbing for her pleasure.
Fucking Frankenpenis…
[quote]Massif wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
I actually do have a scar on my cock…childhood bicycle injury.
Shit, Rockscar. I thought you did marketing at College. They aren’t scars - they’re extra ribbing for her pleasure.
Fucking Frankenpenis…[/quote]
LOL! Actually I was riding my moms bike and it was the first time using handbreaks…I slammed into a car …flew forward and long story short the foreskin got pulled back so hard form impact it was torn back, right where it starts…very painful.
[quote]Massif wrote:
They aren’t scars - they’re extra ribbing for her pleasure.
Fucking Frankenpenis…[/quote]
On the contrary I?d like to go on record to say I have a very smooth, and luxurious penis.
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes!
[quote]ALDurr wrote:
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes![/quote]
OK then now I’m thinking about 34DD titties while I pour hot oil on and she rubs them for me…
Better?
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes!
OK then now I’m thinking about 34DD titties while I pour hot oil on and she rubs them for me…
Better?[/quote]
Pictures would help…
V
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes!
OK then now I’m thinking about 34DD titties while I pour hot oil on and she rubs them for me…
Better?[/quote]
(Taking knife away from eyes) Much better, thanks!
So is this dude challenging someone to a “lift off” at his gym?
LOL!!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes!
OK then now I’m thinking about 34DD titties while I pour hot oil on and she rubs them for me…
Better?
Pictures would help…
V[/quote]
They’d never be allowed.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes!
OK then now I’m thinking about 34DD titties while I pour hot oil on and she rubs them for me…
Better?
Pictures would help…
V
They’d never be allowed.
[/quote]
Dammit!
[quote]HogLover wrote:
So is this dude challenging someone to a “lift off” at his gym?
LOL!![/quote]
I know. I still come back to this thread just to read it. I bet Mr. Pushups is pretty freaking strong because it sure doesn’t sound like he spent much time at school!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
ALDurr wrote:
Cocks, yellow g-strings, men partying in each others pants!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TMI overload! TMI overload! Must rip out eyes!
OK then now I’m thinking about 34DD titties while I pour hot oil on and she rubs them for me…
Better?
Pictures would help…
V[/quote]
I have them 