Ah, shit that thing can eat a bat too!
WHAT THE FUCK??? I had to exit it after it bit the mouse…
[quote]Robert Monti wrote:
Scroll down, click on the bat eating the giant centipede and score one for the mammals.[/quote]
Um, I think that was a centipede eating a bat, actually, so I’m even further weirded out…
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Robert Monti wrote:
Scroll down, click on the bat eating the giant centipede and score one for the mammals.
Um, I think that was a centipede eating a bat, actually, so I’m even further weirded out…[/quote]
Yeah, the title suggested Batman might take this one but I was dead wrong.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Robert Monti wrote:
Scroll down, click on the bat eating the giant centipede and score one for the mammals.
Um, I think that was a centipede eating a bat, actually, so I’m even further weirded out…[/quote]
Bats are more closely related to primates and share a (relatively) more recent common ancestor.
This is proof. For all those who thought they could ignore my warnings… They’re already moving up the evolutionary tree! Next it will be marmots, then monkeys, and eventually… It may already be too late.
The siafu in Africa already have developed a taste for human baby flesh.
Great, now how the fuck am I supposed to go to sleep with the thought of that thing living under my bed? Thanks a lot.
Oh, and by the way, I hate this guy.
I saw a video years ago where there was a fire in some place and literally hundreds of those things were running out from it!! When you see how fast they can run THEN you’ll be freaked out!!!
Hint: They can MOVE!!!
[quote]ska7e wrote:
Oh, and by the way, I hate this guy.
E_trigo_on_face02.3gp - YouTube [/quote]
Yeah, that’s cool and all, but let’s see if he’ll put one of those big suckers on his face.
Damn.
Alrighty, then! Who’s lookin’ foward to their ZMA tonight??
On a happier note, here’s a story about a more neighborly creature of the soil.
Damn humans are so fucking weak when compared to insects. Good thing we have tanks and soon performance enhancing suits to take care of some hypothetical man vs evolved insect war.
That “insect” just ate a fucking mouse. Think about that.
Obviously you guys have never heard of the Goliath bird-eating spider before.
“I’m getting tired of these motherfuckin’ bird eating spiders!”
I remember as a kid playing volleyball barefoot on a pine-needle covered sand lot. After a while we decided to rake up the pine needles to mark off the court. Under those needles were dozens of fat, six inch long centipedes.
[quote]AgentOrange wrote:
Obviously you guys have never heard of the Goliath bird-eating spider before.
“I’m getting tired of these motherfuckin’ bird eating spiders!”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_Birdeater[/quote]
I’m known to scream like a 12-year old schoolgirl when I see a dime sized spider on my wall.
If I ever saw that thing in real life I’d probably piss, shit, puke, and cry all at the same time.
Firstly, I’m glad I’m not the only larger-than-average male who is reduced to a shrieking school girl at the sight of something I’m 5,000 times the size of…
However, just curious: Is anybody who is freaked out by the things on this thread, not at all freaked out by snakes?
Snakes don’t bother me at all, I actually really like them. Millipedes/centipedes/spiders however totally freak me out.
I think it’s the legs. The more legs the more I hate them. Hence me having no problem with the leg-less snake…
[quote]larryb wrote:
I remember as a kid playing volleyball barefoot on a pine-needle covered sand lot. After a while we decided to rake up the pine needles to mark off the court. Under those needles were dozens of fat, six inch long centipedes.[/quote]
HAHAHAH
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Firstly, I’m glad I’m not the only larger-than-average male who is reduced to a shrieking school girl at the sight of something I’m 5,000 times the size of…
However, just curious: Is anybody who is freaked out by the things on this thread, not at all freaked out by snakes?
Snakes don’t bother me at all, I actually really like them. Millipedes/centipedes/spiders however totally freak me out.
I think it’s the legs. The more legs the more I hate them. Hence me having no problem with the leg-less snake…[/quote]
I owned a snake. I still jump 8 feet in the air around big bugs that look funny.
By the way, I find spiders fascinating because they are the only insect that seems to be trying to think of maneuvers while you try to kill it. It makes me wonder if anyone has ever tested their IQ.
That’s one big freakin bug! But I guess curiosity killed the mouse.