Celebrities Who Make You Sick 2

My picks from the “celebrity ass kicking” thread last month.

  1. Vin Diesel,for spawning all those bald headed,tanned,tank top retard wanna be tough-guys with tribal tattoos and demi-physiques ( read:pecs,abs,biceps and nothin else ) who wear sunglasses 24/7.

  2. Russell crowe,for acting tough while really being a fat dude who needs to diet and stop thinking he’s a “actor”

  3. Tom cruise,for thinking he’s speaking intelligently while in reality he’s just revealing how wacked out 20 years of scientology bullshit has made his brain…oh and for having sex with nicole kidman…(shudder)…DIE!!!

I wonder is there a way to categorise the reasons people hate these people? For example, it seems a lot of people hate these things:

-too arrogant
-attention seeking
-pretending to help a good cause but actually self-promoting
-hypocrits
-misrepresenting themselves / lie about success / marketing tricks etc…
-undeserved success e.g inherit money

I also get the impression some people think these celebrities are being rammed down their throats … always on TV or something.

Personally I don’t see much reason to hate the celebs mentioned, except I am not keen on the misrepresentation e.g Robert Kiyosaki etc…

Also you have to think, if you were in their shoes, would you do any differently?

1.) The Pussycat Dolls - what a no-talent bunch of whores. This is truly the culmination of the Skinny Hollywood Syndrome. The only way it could get worse is is Paris, Nicole, Sara Jessica-Parker, and Rod Stewarts daughter got a band together. And don’t give me any “Vocal COntrol” arguments about their song, Pro-tools are a wonderful thing.

2.) Pro Baseball and Bud Selig (Comish) in particular - Don’t try to tell me that Bud didn’t know that the players were using anabolics. Weither they are or not isn’t the issue, the issue is his self agrantizizing pontificating that he can solve the problem with random testing and suspensions. Only in Pro ball would a fellon (Class one drug use) have three chances before he lost his job, let alone be sent to jail.

3.) Congress - 'Nuf Said

And everyone else that has already been mentioned.

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REdsol1

Koby Bryant

The Knicks

Phil Mickelson

Martha Burk

Metrosexuals

That dumb ass singer from the Coke commercial where they pseudo-covered “I’d like to teach the world to sing” into “I’d like to buy the world a Coke.” I want to stomp his face in.

[quote]Magarhe wrote:
I wonder is there a way to categorise the reasons people hate these people? For example, it seems a lot of people hate these things:

-too arrogant
-attention seeking
-pretending to help a good cause but actually self-promoting
-hypocrits
-misrepresenting themselves / lie about success / marketing tricks etc…
-undeserved success e.g inherit money

I also get the impression some people think these celebrities are being rammed down their throats … always on TV or something.

Personally I don’t see much reason to hate the celebs mentioned, except I am not keen on the misrepresentation e.g Robert Kiyosaki etc…

Also you have to think, if you were in their shoes, would you do any differently?
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Yes most definitely I would. Lets start with the primary example, Paris Hilton. If my family built a multi-million dollar enterprise and prestige for the name of the family I would not ruin it by whoring myself out to the world in public, in private and on camera.

K-Fed. If I married a beautiful, sucessful, extremely rich woman I wouldn’t mess it up by being a douchbag every day.

The main thing with these celebrities that we hate is they began normal people like us and a little bit of fame completely changed who they were, they became something that they aren’t. Normal people can’t respect false celebrities, but we can respect real ones. I.E. Larry Bird, Brett Favre, even as far as Eminem because they never turned their backs on what they were because of added fame and fourtune.

I FUCKIN HATE Nick Cannon!!!
He’s like 27 still trying to appeal to the teenage age group while also putting out wanna be adult rap albums. He’s can’t rap, can’t dance, is funny occasionlly (rarely) and has no style whatsoever. I dont hate on anyone’s success but how does he keep getting opportunities on TV?

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
Yes most definitely I would. Lets start with the primary example, Paris Hilton. If my family built a multi-million dollar enterprise and prestige for the name of the family I would not ruin it by whoring myself out to the world in public, in private and on camera.

K-Fed. If I married a beautiful, sucessful, extremely rich woman I wouldn’t mess it up by being a douchbag every day.

The main thing with these celebrities that we hate is they began normal people like us and a little bit of fame completely changed who they were, they became something that they aren’t. Normal people can’t respect false celebrities, but we can respect real ones. I.E. Larry Bird, Brett Favre, even as far as Eminem because they never turned their backs on what they were because of added fame and fourtune.[/quote]

People really have it in for Paris that’s for sure … the thing with her is, she grew up in LA where she was nobody (but rich) but moved to NY where - tah dah - she is relatively young and attractive compared to the other wealthy peoples there (well compared to LA where there are tonnes of real celebs). Instant celeb … no doubt she was insecure growing up in LA and suddenly, she is Miss Popular.

Don’t forget also she is really young. And often drunk, no doubt. Also don’t forget it was her grandad who built up Hilton, not her parents, she is 2nd generation of “living on previous achievements”. I do think she has a sense of humour about herself though, sometimes.

But more than that, she has an inflated sense of self importance. I love the way she was trying to get married in Westminster, because “I’m the closest thing to American Royalty” … lol good one, well in that case get married in the closest thing to american royaltys’ holy church, at the superdome.

K-Fed. Have not got a crap who that is. Never heard of him/her/it. Could not care less. I do think in america you get a lot of celebs shoved down your throat. In Australia people really don’t care that much, at least that is the response a lot of celebs get when they come down here (which they enjoy).

Note however that my “what would you do in their shoes” obviously doesn’t apply to ALL of them, some are quite whacko.

The “celebs” most worthy of hate though would have to be people like the guys at Enron etc… their actions have crushed lives of many people (e.g destroyed life savings). I think it is far worse that some person works their life away week after week to save up to retire and sees it all disappear due to some corrupt numbnuts, far more worthy of hate than celebs who are skinny, stupid or full of themselves.

[quote]realt81 wrote:
I FUCKIN HATE Nick Cannon!!!
He’s like 27 still trying to appeal to the teenage age group while also putting out wanna be adult rap albums. He’s can’t rap, can’t dance, is funny occasionlly (rarely) and has no style whatsoever. I dont hate on anyone’s success but how does he keep getting opportunities on TV?[/quote]

The same way the Olsen Twins did. He appeals to a very narrow market, but that market is still big enough to keep his wallet filled. It won’t last forever. If I was him, I would milk it for all it’s worth as well.

I have it quite the opposite. I like the celebrities that aren’t in tune with themselves. All the real famous people who are liked, usually have no opinions whatsoever, they’re not democrats or republicans, they support charities etc etc and I can see right through them. Saying what their publicists and A&R’s want them to.

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
K-Fed. If I married a beautiful, sucessful, extremely rich woman I wouldn’t mess it up by being a douchbag every day.
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If she was stupid enough to marry him in the first place, she got what she deserves.

But I don’t hate anyone in particular for being who they are. Rather, I can’t stand a particular kind of people: close-minded ones. We all have to deal with some jerk who can’t/won’t think, argue, know-it-all and just don’t care to discuss because, you know, they’re right, plain and simple. I find most religious strict adherents, political groupies and people following the lattest trend are of this kind.

The funniest ones are those who take themselves seriously. All religious strict adherents, political groupies and people following the lattest trend are of this kind :wink:

Wanna see what I mean? Google Rael…

[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
Cristopher Reeves - he started being a ‘good’ and ‘non-selfish’ person after his accident and gave money to his OWN charity so he could try to save himself. That’s just low down and dirty in my books.
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Yeah forget the tons of people he helped and the research that was funded because of the money his charity raised. I mean what a self serving dick…

[quote]K-Narf wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
Cristopher Reeves - he started being a ‘good’ and ‘non-selfish’ person after his accident and gave money to his OWN charity so he could try to save himself. That’s just low down and dirty in my books.

Yeah forget the tons of people he helped and the research that was funded because of the money his charity raised. I mean what a self serving dick…[/quote]

His one post blew my mind. “low down and dirty”.

Here’s some more

J-Lo
Simon Cowell
Kelly Osbourne

Bam Marghera - FUCKIN NOB

[quote]ChenZen wrote:
My picks from the “celebrity ass kicking” thread last month.

  1. Vin Diesel,for spawning all those bald headed,tanned,tank top retard wanna be tough-guys with tribal tattoos and demi-physiques ( read:pecs,abs,biceps and nothin else ) who wear sunglasses 24/7.

  2. Russell crowe,for acting tough while really being a fat dude who needs to diet and stop thinking he’s a “actor”

  3. Tom cruise,for thinking he’s speaking intelligently while in reality he’s just revealing how wacked out 20 years of scientology bullshit has made his brain…oh and for having sex with nicole kidman…(shudder)…DIE!!!

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Russell Crowe yeah - being a gob shite does not make you double hard like you think ya are you fat cunt.

[quote]swivel wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

That doesn’t explain booing Little League kids just because their team is named the Yankees.

Too many BoSox fans seem like the stupid wrestling fans that think it is real.

it explains everything. the yankees are evil. you’re saying we shouldn’t boo evil ? you’d prefer we allow children to personify evil ? might as well dress them up as saddam hussein.
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I don’t care what the name is on the shirt, booing kids is just wrong!!!

But don’t get me started on Yankee fans, a couple of years ago, I took a trip back east to catch the Mariners agains the Red Sox and Yankees.

The Sox fans gave me crap about wearing my M’s jersey but they were at least respectfull about it, those bastard Yankee fans were just mean. One girl, who couldn’t have been more than 12 or 13 was told-and I quote- “Sit down you F#@#ing whore” for wearing an M’s shirt. Everyone around her just pointed and laughed. That’s just wrong, I don’t care what you are wearing.

And as an M’s fan- I hate that A-Rod left but who could blame him. 250+ million dollars? To play a game? If you can turn that down, hate him all you want.

I was at his first game back to Seattle in a Ranger Uniform. I think me and my friend were the only two that did not boo. I’ve never heard ANYthing like it. All because he did what damn near any other person in the World would have done.

[quote]Mij Retrop wrote:
The Sox fans gave me crap about wearing my M’s jersey but they were at least respectfull about it, those bastard Yankee fans were just mean. [/quote]

My cousin went to boston for a yankees bosox game, and when he was leaving the stadium, some lady put her cigarette out on his yankee hat. But at least she was respectful about it.

I dislike anyone who lives and dies with a fucking sports team. Don’t get me wrong I love my teams but all of the behavior mentioned above are people so obsessed, there has to be a mental disorder involved. Booing kids?

Onto celebrities:

Madonna - Who the hell told her an english accent would be a good way to go?

Any Celeb who buys into some wierd religion and tries to promote but… the catch is they can’t tell you all about it (see scientology or kaballa).

Anybody who somehow thinks that my going to church every week makes me a loon. Their anti-religion religion seems much more destructive and judgemental than anything I’ve ever heard a priest say. (see Susan Sarandan and Babs).

Every producer/watcher of the Entertainment Tonight type shows. Who the fuck cares about celebrities that much?

Couric also pisses me off to no end.

Most political commentators from the obnoxious (O’Rielly) to the obnoxioius who blatantly lie (Al Franken/Moore) to the ones who won’t just shut up (Hannity)

Side question: did Madonna convert to Judaism, or does she just study kaballa, and remain Catholic?

Tim Hardaway once looked at me in the gym, asked me what sport I played, and then told me I got a long way to go. I was a FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL! Dick.

Deion Sanders was warming up for a Giants game and doing light jogs back and forth in the outfield, and I was on the railing, and three times he jogged about four or five feet away, staring at me while I had a pen and paper in hand, and he would just come to a stop, turn around, and jog off. Dick.

Dennis Rodman was cool to me but a dick to everyone else. Maybe because we were at the friggin’ gym and he didn’t want every asshole approaching him while he’s trying to get his skinny on.

Prof X: A T-Nation celebrity that we all LOVE to HATE.

[quote]swivel wrote:
such a frickn douchebag.[/quote]

I’ll second that. That was a sweet game to watch.