I’m not really clever enough to say what you’d put with it, but I think you could probably come up with something good with “Now & Laters” 
You should say “I would be a sugar daddy because I’m rich bitch”
Or you could try “I would be rock candy because I’m one hard mother fucker”
Finally you could use " If I were candy I would be a punch you in the mouth bar, because I want to punch you in the mouth for asking this stupid question"
By the way southern girl I think we live in the same town, of course I’m never there, but neat none the less.
Good luck with meeting carmen let us know how the edible body paint works out for you.
Umm… I’m not sure. Although, I’d sure love to eat you.
I had some ideas about that candy thing. How about:
Airhead
Milk Dud
Fun Dip
Lemonhead
Nik L Nip
Jana
What about a Charleston Chew. Chewy, gooey, takes long to eat and great flavor.
I’d have to guess a “Sweet Tart”
Sweet looking and wonderful persona, yet you can tell you are quite sassy…
Hey girl,
It’s been a while since we talked. I am going to show my age, but I couldn’t help responding to your “candy” thread with some old school lyrics:
(Let me know if you remember this one)
Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll
Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll
Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
Here we go, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll,
Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll
To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now slide, slide baby slide, just slide baby slide
just slide baby slide, come on come on
To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now dip baby dip, come on let’s dip baby dip baby
Dip baby just dip, baby dip baby dip
Just Dip, Cotton Candy sweet and low
let me see that tootsie roll
Hey there stranger. Any kind of candy name you come up with, they will love it. We have these chocolate candies back home called chokotoffs. They are hard on the outside but after a few minutes of peeling away the outside dark chocolate layer, they become sweet, tasty and juicy on the inside. Sounds about right?
I have my folks visit me middle of May. Let me know if and when you go out there and I will ship you some.
AA
Ps: How is school coming?
[quote]SouthernGirl wrote:
This is random…
I have to answer the question as to what type of candy would I be and why.
I have a few ideas…but I know some of you are very creative, so I’ll take any suggestions.
[/quote]
Pez…
Cause you are sweet and fun in a hard package and they will flip the lid for more and if they are lucky you are re-fillable…
Michelle
Blow Pops - Twice the fun!
… I couldn’t resist.
…ummmm…
.
An all-day sucker.
I think it’s just pretty fucking sad that you need this kind of chatter about you in order to feed whatever self-esteem issues you have.
Mental health is as important as your physical condition.
It is your goal to be at a function where you are covered in edible bodypaint?
I pity you.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
I think it’s just pretty fucking sad that you need this kind of chatter about you in order to feed whatever self-esteem issues you have.
Mental health is as important as your physical condition.
It is your goal to be at a function where you are covered in edible bodypaint?
I pity you. [/quote]
Bitter much?
-Fireplug
Rainjack,
Lighten up,Dude. Many people need your pity------ SG is certainly not one of them.
[quote]fireplug52 wrote:
Bitter much?
-Fireplug[/quote]
Not bitter at all. Just posting my opinion. DO you have one, or is bad attempts at sarcasm all you can muster?
[quote]jana wrote:
I had some ideas about that candy thing. How about:
Airhead
Milk Dud
Fun Dip
Lemonhead
Nik L Nip
Jana[/quote]
I get it!!!
sour patch
snickers
whatchamacallits
fruit loops
[quote]T-Raven wrote:
Rainjack,
Lighten up,Dude. Many people need your pity------ SG is certainly not one of them.[/quote]
I’m sure you’re right. But I don’t really care.
First Amendment’s a bitch, huh?
I’m not trying to censor you. I respect your right to have an opinion. You just came off really angry. Life’s too short, relax and try to enjoy it. No hard feelings, man, have a nice day.