Can I Pull Off the Bald Look?

I think if maybe I can just pretend to be a rich guy for a couple days like renting a Mercedes and bringing her to a nice hotel saying I’m from out of town that might work.

Sadly I’m not rich though I’m not super poor. I work as a personal trainer you see and we don’t make very much money.

[quote]Smashingweights wrote:
How to own the bald look 8[/quote]

Hmm, I thought the discussion was about avoiding being a white guy looking like a skinhead/neo nazi? Posting a pic of a dude playing a skinhead/neo nazi doesn’t seem like good advice.

As as a white guy who has shaved his head for 6-7 years and is just now starting to go bald, it is about confidence more than anything else. That and facial hair. And maybe some piercings. And riding a motorcycle.

Alright, confession time and this is really embarrassing to admit…

I…

can’t…

grow facial hair.

[quote]USAWchamp wrote:

[quote]Smashingweights wrote:

[quote]USAWchamp wrote:

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
I wouldn’t be asking “can I pull off the bald look” but rather “how long till I should?”

You’re not at that level yet, but its going to reach a point where you really should just bite the bullet and shave it all off instead of rocking desperate attempts to look like you have a head of hair.

If you want to avoid the cancer patient look, get a tan and grow some stubble/beard.

On the upside, a new treatment for hair loss is going to be on the market within the next few years… CB-03-01 which is essentially an anti-androgen like finasteride, but its topical and only acts locally on the scalp, once it hits the bloodstream its converted to an inactive compound so it shouldnt have any of the shitty side effects of fina and other gay treatments. Trials so far look promising. [/quote]

Wow, that is fantastic news! If I can hold off just a few more years with minoxidil and nizoral like shampoos then I may be saved, especially if a test monocycle won’t eat my hair.

I’ll still need a hair transplant for my receded hairline but still, that is fantastic. [/quote]
Why do you care so much?
Some people lose their hair, some don’t.
That’s just life.
Your insecurities and lack of confidence should be a bigger concern than your hair loss.
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Well thing is I’m 32 years old and it’s becoming increasingly harder to nail 18-22 year old vag. Most women my age are either married and have kids which are basically deal breakers for me so I’m forced to try to rail the younger vag. I already look far older than I am and if I lost my hair it would mean never getting to rail vag ever again. You realize how awful that would be?
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Put sheets on your bed, and get a bed frame (I assume your bed is on cinder blocks)…this is all pending Orion’s approval.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]USAWchamp wrote:

[quote]Smashingweights wrote:

[quote]USAWchamp wrote:

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
I wouldn’t be asking “can I pull off the bald look” but rather “how long till I should?”

You’re not at that level yet, but its going to reach a point where you really should just bite the bullet and shave it all off instead of rocking desperate attempts to look like you have a head of hair.

If you want to avoid the cancer patient look, get a tan and grow some stubble/beard.

On the upside, a new treatment for hair loss is going to be on the market within the next few years… CB-03-01 which is essentially an anti-androgen like finasteride, but its topical and only acts locally on the scalp, once it hits the bloodstream its converted to an inactive compound so it shouldnt have any of the shitty side effects of fina and other gay treatments. Trials so far look promising. [/quote]

Wow, that is fantastic news! If I can hold off just a few more years with minoxidil and nizoral like shampoos then I may be saved, especially if a test monocycle won’t eat my hair.

I’ll still need a hair transplant for my receded hairline but still, that is fantastic. [/quote]
Why do you care so much?
Some people lose their hair, some don’t.
That’s just life.
Your insecurities and lack of confidence should be a bigger concern than your hair loss.
[/quote]

Well thing is I’m 32 years old and it’s becoming increasingly harder to nail 18-22 year old vag. Most women my age are either married and have kids which are basically deal breakers for me so I’m forced to try to rail the younger vag. I already look far older than I am and if I lost my hair it would mean never getting to rail vag ever again. You realize how awful that would be?
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Put sheets on your bed, and get a bed frame (I assume your bed is on cinder blocks)…this is all pending Orion’s approval.[/quote]

See post above yours.

He is a woman.

Gamechanger.

[quote]USAWchamp wrote:
Alright, confession time and this is really embarrassing to admit…

I…

can’t…

grow facial hair.[/quote]

I knew it! You never addressed it when it was first said. And it’s an obvious solution. Shit, bald with grizzly facial hair is about as awesome as it gets and better than looking like Danny tanner.

No, hair whatsoever?

What if you waited 2 weeks and trimmed it down to a uniform size?

Keep your hair, but get a decent hair cut for God’s sake. Lose the comb-over.

You’ve got a waspy thing going that some girls like.

Girls like Sienna Miller.

Keep it short and neatly trimmed.


I would leave my kids on Christmas morning for a shot at this.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I would leave my kids on Christmas morning for a shot at this.[/quote]

I would not leave my kids on Christmas morning for anything, but I would find a way to work her in.

Didn’t read the whole thread, but yes OP, I think you could easily get away with it.
A tan, a little stubble and an extra 10-20 pounds wouldn’t hurt either.

Go get em kiddo.

tweet

“Smashingweights” in his limited world view of bald men
failed to show you how to rock it bald when you’re past the action
and sports arena stage.
Telly, the original bald gangsta…don’t get skinny, and keep dressin’ nice.

[quote]Karado wrote:
“Smashingweights” in his limited world view of bald men
failed to show you how to rock it bald when you’re past the action
and sports arena stage.
Telly, the original bald gangsta…don’t get skinny, and keep dressin’ nice.

[/quote]

Who loves ya baby?

The old school is so underappreciated

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I would leave my kids on Christmas morning for a shot at this.[/quote]

I would not leave my kids on Christmas morning for anything, but I would find a way to work her in.[/quote]

I’d find a way to work her in too… ifyouknowwhatimean.

Also, past the action?

-_-…

You litte, emo, pussy whipped., castrated, cu…

You are not fit to unwrap his lollypop.

Next some 20 something will tell us how Shaft was just a big teddybear after all…

No…

Nononono…

[quote]orion wrote:
Next some 20 something will tell us how Shaft was just a big teddybear after all…

No…

Nononono…[/quote]

Thank you for letting me do that, I’ve been waiting for it ever since the film got brought up in another thread.

Big Kahuna pulls up the ‘‘Sexy…’’
How did I know he was gonna do that?
Big surprise…:wink: