[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]optheta wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
The 40’s are even better.[/quote]
Thats exactly what somebody in their 40’s would say.[/quote]
Maybe.
But I’m not in my 40’s.[/quote]
Ok 60’s
[quote]USAWchamp wrote:
Do you guys think I look better when I’m lifting weights maybe?
No, this is not my max lift, my 1 RM is actually 405. I was doing this for reps.
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Everything’s better with weights! Take your tennis shoes off next time you deadlift though. Congratulations your new max is 415!
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]batman730 wrote:
[quote]USAWchamp wrote:
Well I do give a fuck obviously as I desire young vag before my dick shrivels due to old age. I’m already 32 so I only have a few more years to go.
I get what you’re saying though and I think the key is to learn how to make it seem like I don’t give a fuck. If I’m to play hard to get though I got to look like worthy of it.
Thing is at 6’0 and 178 lbs I look kinda faggy and losing my hair would make it worse. I think maybe if I could ever do competitive powerlifting I could get some vag since manly sports like that get em wet no doubt.[/quote]
I didn’t read the thread before posting. I thought we were talking about going with shaved/close cropped hair when you’re starting to get thin on top. I now see that we are talking about a 32 year old man trying to have sex with high school girls. Assuming you are being 100% genuine (of which I am far from certain), I wish to amend my advice. Your behaviour reeks of creepiness and sad desperation. Stop doing that. Seriously. Stop. What I’m about to say will almost certainly be wasted in this context, but here goes.
I’m 34 and I’m finding my 30’s to be by far my most awesome and productive decade to date. A guy in his 30’s has a lot going for him. He has probably broken hearts and been heartbroken. He has likely travelled outside the nation he was born in. He has hopefully become halfway proficient in at least one area. He has probably had and (hopefully) kicked at least one bad habit. He has probably been in a fist fight and it was probably a while ago. He has almost certainly failed at something and realized that he is not special or unique. Unless he was either an elite athlete or just plain unlucky, he has some scars, dents and dings but everything probably pretty much still works. He has begun to pull his head out of his ass but can still get away with the occasional fit of youthful stupidity. He has some idea what is worth giving a f@#k about (very few things) and what isn’t (most everything else). He is generally old enough to know what he’s doing but young enough to still do it. These are all good things which should all work together to form the beginnings of genuine, realistic confidence. Real confidence (backed by competence) trumps all when it comes to winning at life.
Your aging frat boy schtick is, IMO, preventing you from enjoying this most kick-ass of decades to it’s fullest. That sucks for you. Like I said, stop doing that. That is all.[/quote]
Good post. You nailed the early 30’s.
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Lol. It reminds me of those Viagra commercials: “You’re at the age of doing!”
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
fixed[/quote]
Photoshop skillz are unmatched. Seamless insertion.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]batman730 wrote:
[quote]USAWchamp wrote:
Well I do give a fuck obviously as I desire young vag before my dick shrivels due to old age. I’m already 32 so I only have a few more years to go.
I get what you’re saying though and I think the key is to learn how to make it seem like I don’t give a fuck. If I’m to play hard to get though I got to look like worthy of it.
Thing is at 6’0 and 178 lbs I look kinda faggy and losing my hair would make it worse. I think maybe if I could ever do competitive powerlifting I could get some vag since manly sports like that get em wet no doubt.[/quote]
I didn’t read the thread before posting. I thought we were talking about going with shaved/close cropped hair when you’re starting to get thin on top. I now see that we are talking about a 32 year old man trying to have sex with high school girls. Assuming you are being 100% genuine (of which I am far from certain), I wish to amend my advice. Your behaviour reeks of creepiness and sad desperation. Stop doing that. Seriously. Stop. What I’m about to say will almost certainly be wasted in this context, but here goes.
I’m 34 and I’m finding my 30’s to be by far my most awesome and productive decade to date. A guy in his 30’s has a lot going for him. He has probably broken hearts and been heartbroken. He has likely travelled outside the nation he was born in. He has hopefully become halfway proficient in at least one area. He has probably had and (hopefully) kicked at least one bad habit. He has probably been in a fist fight and it was probably a while ago. He has almost certainly failed at something and realized that he is not special or unique. Unless he was either an elite athlete or just plain unlucky, he has some scars, dents and dings but everything probably pretty much still works. He has begun to pull his head out of his ass but can still get away with the occasional fit of youthful stupidity. He has some idea what is worth giving a f@#k about (very few things) and what isn’t (most everything else). He is generally old enough to know what he’s doing but young enough to still do it. These are all good things which should all work together to form the beginnings of genuine, realistic confidence. Real confidence (backed by competence) trumps all when it comes to winning at life.
Your aging frat boy schtick is, IMO, preventing you from enjoying this most kick-ass of decades to it’s fullest. That sucks for you. Like I said, stop doing that. That is all.[/quote]
Ladies and gentleman, the motherfucking Batman[/quote]
Best post of the year.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]batman730 wrote:
[quote]USAWchamp wrote:
Well I do give a fuck obviously as I desire young vag before my dick shrivels due to old age. I’m already 32 so I only have a few more years to go.
I get what you’re saying though and I think the key is to learn how to make it seem like I don’t give a fuck. If I’m to play hard to get though I got to look like worthy of it.
Thing is at 6’0 and 178 lbs I look kinda faggy and losing my hair would make it worse. I think maybe if I could ever do competitive powerlifting I could get some vag since manly sports like that get em wet no doubt.[/quote]
I didn’t read the thread before posting. I thought we were talking about going with shaved/close cropped hair when you’re starting to get thin on top. I now see that we are talking about a 32 year old man trying to have sex with high school girls. Assuming you are being 100% genuine (of which I am far from certain), I wish to amend my advice. Your behaviour reeks of creepiness and sad desperation. Stop doing that. Seriously. Stop. What I’m about to say will almost certainly be wasted in this context, but here goes.
I’m 34 and I’m finding my 30’s to be by far my most awesome and productive decade to date. A guy in his 30’s has a lot going for him. He has probably broken hearts and been heartbroken. He has likely travelled outside the nation he was born in. He has hopefully become halfway proficient in at least one area. He has probably had and (hopefully) kicked at least one bad habit. He has probably been in a fist fight and it was probably a while ago. He has almost certainly failed at something and realized that he is not special or unique. Unless he was either an elite athlete or just plain unlucky, he has some scars, dents and dings but everything probably pretty much still works. He has begun to pull his head out of his ass but can still get away with the occasional fit of youthful stupidity. He has some idea what is worth giving a f@#k about (very few things) and what isn’t (most everything else). He is generally old enough to know what he’s doing but young enough to still do it. These are all good things which should all work together to form the beginnings of genuine, realistic confidence. Real confidence (backed by competence) trumps all when it comes to winning at life.
Your aging frat boy schtick is, IMO, preventing you from enjoying this most kick-ass of decades to it’s fullest. That sucks for you. Like I said, stop doing that. That is all.[/quote]
Ladies and gentleman, the motherfucking Batman[/quote]
Best post of the year. [/quote]
Eh, I didn’t think Spar’s post was all that great.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
fixed[/quote]
Photoshop skillz are unmatched. Seamless insertion. [/quote]
This guy isn’t worth the usual effort.
This site is quickly approaching 4chan status. I can’t even tell who’s trolling who anymore.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
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lol
This thread has rustled my jimmies right off their hinges.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
This thread has rustled my jimmies right off their hinges.[/quote]
Your jimmies shouldn’t have been on hinges in the first place.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
This thread has rustled my jimmies right off their hinges.[/quote]
Your jimmies shouldn’t have been on hinges in the first place.[/quote]
Normally I keep my jimmies locked down to prevent this kind of rustling, but the force was just too much this time.
OMG! You all are very funny, but I am going back to the woman’s side of the gym before you drop something on me.
LOL!
Bee, who is starting…again.
[quote]QueenBee wrote:
Bee, who is starting…again.[/quote]
Starting? Your menstrel cycle?
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]QueenBee wrote:
Bee, who is starting…again.[/quote]
Starting? Your menstrel cycle?[/quote]
Minstrels cycle.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]QueenBee wrote:
Bee, who is starting…again.[/quote]
Starting? Your menstrel cycle?[/quote]
Minstrels cycle.[/quote]
thanks for the spell check. I have never had one, so I did not care how it was spelled.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]QueenBee wrote:
Bee, who is starting…again.[/quote]
Starting? Your menstrel cycle?[/quote]
Minstrels cycle.[/quote]
Minister cycle
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]QueenBee wrote:
Bee, who is starting…again.[/quote]
Starting? Your menstrel cycle?[/quote]
Minstrels cycle.[/quote]
Minister cycle[/quote]
Menstrual sickle.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Hey guys, I just wanted to say I’m glad I’m black and have a round head.
In case of being white, bald head must be associated with drastic contrast to scary social stigmas…like leather jackets, swastika tats, and/or pick up trucks with the confederate flag waving. White male must have muscles and square jaw so that it looks like he doesn’t have hair because he is simply too bad ass for it. White male must never be cleanly shaven.[/quote]
I agree.
I lack the square jaw, but make up for it by perfecting the Popeye laugh. I am also conspicuously devoid of tattoos. That one really surprises people.
Nor do I have the truck thing going on.
Fuck it. I’m growing my hair back. I have the folicular density of a chinchilla, so it’s not like I’m beating a receding hairline to the punch.