Hey Pavelic,please update us on uncle Vinkos preparation for Croatian Highland Games.
Thanks!
[quote]torcida wrote:
Croatian pancakes are filled with raw meat.We are so tough alcohol gets headache from us!
Pride of Croatia!
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Thats nothing!
Napoleon said -Give me 100 000 Croats and I will conquer world!
[quote]torcida wrote:
Croats are toughest people in the world.I challenge everyone to prove otherwise.
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I agree.Just look at our military history.Our successes in sports.Harsh conditions and harsh climate.Our history is filled with wars and struggle to survive.And there is darwinian law-survival of the fittest…There is only 7 millions Croats worldwide.
Proud to be Croat!
[quote]torcida wrote:
Hey Pavelic,please update us on uncle Vinkos preparation for Croatian Highland Games.
Thanks![/quote]
Uncle Vinko is in great shape.He is throwing stones of his shoulder for 200 yards in training.He is spitting 30 meters far.He crashes cement blocks with his mighty grip.His best discipline is wine drinking.He drinks gallons of cooked wine for breakfast with his morning cereals.
He is working hard on his mma skills by wrestling with underpayed lumberjacks on cocaine and playing with his bear-pet.His sprinting routine includes jumping on broken bottles of rat poison and smashing iron plates with his backhead.
Uncle Vinko is not 100% dedicated to sport.Every month he disapeares for 3 weeks to go for alcohol-gambling-sluts-barfights revolutions.
Graba is nephew of mighty uncle Vinko.
His hobby is beting for small money and abnormaly obese girls.
Every day he collects dirty socks in a little bag.He is brewing some magic parfume.
He is watching television all night and has fobia of sweat.Every now and then he goes to countryside and plays cards with farmers.He also enjoys shooting little birds with air-gun.He drives opel corsa and he is getting to fat to get into it ,but doesnt have money to buy bigger car.
We also have steroid users in Croatia.A friend of mine s. is hard-core anabolic-racer.He races to inject or swallow as much of different stuff in least amount of time.
Deca,test,metan,insux,effed,white & yellow,x-bonbons,aftershave lotions,voltaren rapid,…
His arms are like 20-22 inches.His mighty thighs are 15 inches.His vertical? Its anti-vert.
There is also one great athlete.His nickname is Doctor Schwung and he benches 320 lb.Its 155 kilograms.Its called head and a half in Croatia,bratishka.One head is 100 kilograms.8 heads is 800 kilograms.Get it? Leo Gets!
Doctor schwung is one crazy s.o.b.
He is chewing tobacco and spitting black saliva everywhere.
He has small evil eyes and sideburns.He refuses to wear moustashes like any self-respecting Croat.
He is also sex-pervert and multi-fetishist.He is wearing thick leather jacket even in the summer.He owns collection of lethal knifes.When Doctor Schwung does to buy something he is always looking to buy heavier item.He has heavy watch,heavy boots,heavy cell phone.
He is also plain heavy himself.95-110 kg of bodyweight.
I would like to introduce members of my gym.Gym is in Zagreb and its called Grey palm trees.
Grey palm treesmembers-Simke,Tomi,Chotty,Doron,Narcis,Doctor Schwung,Carew,Balbe,Ante Ustasha,Mesec,and many more great weightlifters and body builders.
I think its tine for a song-
Do yoga against stress,
became fanatic of fitness!
Dont become addict and spend
your credit!
You must your life reinvented!
Hajduk Split is greatest croatian football club.
To intoxicate myself with cheap alcohol or not?
What the hell,you only live once!!
Its better to live 1 day as a lion than 100 years as a goat!
This is Croatian way!
Croatian tips for self-defense if you are attacked-
1.the stance is on the ball of the leadind foot,not on entire leg(to aviod being beaten with single low-kick)
2.always keep your hands up-never drop your guard
3.relax your muscle so quick moves are possible
4.always protect your chin
4.observe all parts of the attackers body
7.move lightly and quickly on your feet
8.control your breathing to prevent too much of adrenaline rush
9.dont go to the ground if you dont have
10.use jab
11.its a fight,dont dilly-dailly! action is quicker than reaction.
This thread is about calling Balkanboy.Where the hell is he?
Yes,plan is made.Davor is bringing a few beers.Reljizam managed to find a liter of strong rakija.I have enough money in my wallet to buy loads of chepeast alcohol Croatian cheapest bars have to offer.
Its going to be crowdy.Hard to get a drink fast or get fast to the toilet.
Davor prefers very tall girls.We will find some 6 ft 2inches for him.
Reljizan is a bouncer on a concert til midnight.He will bring home made rakija.
Davor will laugh like crazy when he read about me mentioning Yellow Sale!!!
YELLOW SALE!!
We used to tell girls that the only right they have is to call on to their grandfather.But then,if they do,they have to choose which granddad–mothers or fathers.wrong answer means they have to have sex with us.Great stuff!
I wonder if satellites are controling our minds.
I remember a few years ago Davor broke the nose of Yellow Sale with a punch.It was hillarious!!
Croatian football team-
Goalkeepers
Stipe Pletikosa
Joey Didulica
Tomislav Butina
Defense
Josip Simunic
Robert Kovac
Igor Tudor
Dario Simic
Mario Tokic
Stjepan Tomas
Midfielders
Dario Srna
Jurica Vranjes
Marko Babic
Niko Kovac
Luka Modric
Ivan Leko
Jerko Leko
Niko Kranjcar
Anthony Seric
Marijan Buljat
Attack
Dado Prso
Ivan Klasnic
Ivica Olic
Bosko Balaban
Ivan Bosnjak
Future world champions!!!