Britney's Next To Go!

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Umbrella 2

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[quote]slt wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
I believe the whole thing is an act. She will “clean up her act” and lose the weight she needs. Then she’ll add another few million to the bank when her adoring throngs of fans return to her highly skilled concert performances.
On the other hand, I kind of hope it isn’t an act and she kills herself. Her generation needs a suffering artist (e.g., Colbain).

For one thing, that’s horrible to hope somoneone kills themselves. The fact that they’re a superficial twat that you don’t know doesn’t make it much better. And as Damici said, Britney’s no arist. Not by a longshot. Suicide would not magically transform her into one.

Yeah, you’re right and I feel bad. I hope I can get to sleep tonight for the shame I feel.
The artist reference was facetious. Like I said, I believe this is bullshit meant to hype a magical comeback.
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I wouldn’ be surprised. The story is apparently not true. But I wouldn’t be all that surprised if almost all of Britney’s ‘wild antics’ weren’t really just be part of strategic career move.

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[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
unforgiven2 wrote:
jp_dubya wrote:
I’m calling bullshit on this story
Agreed!

http://bumpshack.com/2007/03/04/britney-spears-claims-to-be-the-anti-christ/

and

http://www.anythinghollywood.com/2007/02/britney-went-after-reporters-after-an-umbrella-now-checked-back-in-rehab/[/quote]

Until the associated press covers it, I’m going to the camp that says it’s BS. I was a moron for believing it.

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[quote]jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
I believe the whole thing is an act. She will “clean up her act” and lose the weight she needs. Then she’ll add another few million to the bank when her adoring throngs of fans return to her highly skilled concert performances.
On the other hand, I kind of hope it isn’t an act and she kills herself. Her generation needs a suffering artist (e.g., Colbain).

For one thing, that’s horrible to hope somoneone kills themselves. The fact that they’re a superficial twat that you don’t know doesn’t make it much better. And as Damici said, Britney’s no arist. Not by a longshot. Suicide would not magically transform her into one.

Yeah, you’re right and I feel bad. I hope I can get to sleep tonight for the shame I feel.
The artist reference was facetious. Like I said, I believe this is bullshit meant to hype a magical comeback.

I wouldn’ be surprised. The story is apparently not true. But I wouldn’t be all that surprised if almost all of Britney’s ‘wild antics’ weren’t really just be part of strategic career move.[/quote]

if it’s a career move, then I beleive she must be taking notes from whoemever has been helping Michael Jacksons career soar in the past three years.

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yeah yeah
show of hands
who would still slam that crazy bald bitch like an Alabamba screen door?

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[quote]lostinthought wrote:
yeah yeah
show of hands
who would still slam that crazy bald bitch like an Alabamba screen door? [/quote]

if you’re going for similees I prefer “bang her like a cheap chinese gong.”

And i wouldn’t touch it.

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[quote]lostinthought wrote:
yeah yeah
show of hands
who would still slam that crazy bald bitch like an Alabamba screen door? [/quote]

Sure
if she promises to at least wear a wig. Without hair, she looks like a guy.

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Can’t decide whether to use a shovel or a bat though.

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I hate to be “that guy”, but I just found this (kinda long) Craig Ferguson clip on YouTube and I thought it was pretty powerful and gives a little perspective on the thought process of an addict.

I didn’t mean to be a spoilsport, I just had to vent. Take it or leave it, thanks.

Oh and


[quote]Dweezil wrote:
The sooner she’s dead the better.[/quote]

That’s charming. She’s a 25-year old mother of two.

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Dude I’d split her in half just to say that I did, hair or not. The craziest chicks I’ve ever been with have always been the best lays.

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Dweezil wrote:
The sooner she’s dead the better.

That’s charming. She’s a 25-year old mother of two.
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Her kids would be better off with a foster family and a huge trust fund.

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[quote]lostinthought wrote:
yeah yeah
show of hands
who would still slam that crazy bald bitch like an Alabamba screen door? [/quote]

I would!

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Feeding time.

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[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
Feeding time.[/quote]

That’s a good picture of her. She looks better than she has in most recent photos.

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[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
I believe the whole thing is an act. She will “clean up her act” and lose the weight she needs. Then she’ll add another few million to the bank when her adoring throngs of fans return to her highly skilled concert performances.
On the other hand, I kind of hope it isn’t an act and she kills herself. Her generation needs a suffering artist (e.g., Colbain).

For one thing, that’s horrible to hope somoneone kills themselves. The fact that they’re a superficial twat that you don’t know doesn’t make it much better. And as Damici said, Britney’s no arist. Not by a longshot. Suicide would not magically transform her into one.

Yeah, you’re right and I feel bad. I hope I can get to sleep tonight for the shame I feel.
The artist reference was facetious. Like I said, I believe this is bullshit meant to hype a magical comeback.

I wouldn’ be surprised. The story is apparently not true. But I wouldn’t be all that surprised if almost all of Britney’s ‘wild antics’ weren’t really just be part of strategic career move.

if it’s a career move, then I beleive she must be taking notes from whoemever has been helping Michael Jacksons career soar in the past three years.
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I don’t know. America loves a comeback kid.

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[quote]jsbrook wrote:
I don’t know. America loves a comeback kid.[/quote]

OK, betting is now open - I give 2:1 odds that she is putting on an act, miraculously recovers, gets back her figure on makes a #1 single about how hard tough this time was.

10:1 odds on her keeping going downhill, and no career in sight.

20:1 she gets back together with feline an they make more trailer park kids.

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[quote]HardcoreHorn wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
yeah yeah
show of hands
who would still slam that crazy bald bitch like an Alabamba screen door?

I would![/quote]

Count me in.

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[quote]jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
I believe the whole thing is an act. She will “clean up her act” and lose the weight she needs. Then she’ll add another few million to the bank when her adoring throngs of fans return to her highly skilled concert performances.
On the other hand, I kind of hope it isn’t an act and she kills herself. Her generation needs a suffering artist (e.g., Colbain).

For one thing, that’s horrible to hope somoneone kills themselves. The fact that they’re a superficial twat that you don’t know doesn’t make it much better. And as Damici said, Britney’s no arist. Not by a longshot. Suicide would not magically transform her into one.

Yeah, you’re right and I feel bad. I hope I can get to sleep tonight for the shame I feel.
The artist reference was facetious. Like I said, I believe this is bullshit meant to hype a magical comeback.

I wouldn’ be surprised. The story is apparently not true. But I wouldn’t be all that surprised if almost all of Britney’s ‘wild antics’ weren’t really just be part of strategic career move.[/quote]

You’re probably right, but I would rather put in 40 years at Taco Bell than to go through this shit just to make a career move. A career at Taco Bell would be much more respectable.

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[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
slt wrote:
I believe the whole thing is an act. She will “clean up her act” and lose the weight she needs. Then she’ll add another few million to the bank when her adoring throngs of fans return to her highly skilled concert performances.
On the other hand, I kind of hope it isn’t an act and she kills herself. Her generation needs a suffering artist (e.g., Colbain).

For one thing, that’s horrible to hope somoneone kills themselves. The fact that they’re a superficial twat that you don’t know doesn’t make it much better. And as Damici said, Britney’s no arist. Not by a longshot. Suicide would not magically transform her into one.

Yeah, you’re right and I feel bad. I hope I can get to sleep tonight for the shame I feel.
The artist reference was facetious. Like I said, I believe this is bullshit meant to hype a magical comeback.

I wouldn’ be surprised. The story is apparently not true. But I wouldn’t be all that surprised if almost all of Britney’s ‘wild antics’ weren’t really just be part of strategic career move.

if it’s a career move, then I beleive she must be taking notes from whoemever has been helping Michael Jacksons career soar in the past three years.
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She needs to commit a fucked up crime so she can get her career back. Being involved in criminal cases always seems to improve celebrities’ careers.

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Dweezil wrote:
The sooner she’s dead the better.

That’s charming. She’s a 25-year old mother of two.
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For the rest of her life she will be living in a circus atmosphere. She will raise emotionally crippled children who will end up being psychotic failures if they are raised in that environment.

It’s a sad truth that even if she manages to turn her life around (which she won’t unless she totally disassociates herself from the culture she’s lived in since she was 14- which is not going to happen, obviously) it’ll all go back down the shitter when the triggers that led to her current downfall are reintroduced to her life.

I never thought I’d say this, but the kids would be better off if their mother was gone and they lived with Kevin Federline.