Borat Trailer

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I thought the all-time funniest one is where he’s going door-to-door campaigning with a Republican candidate for Congress in Mississippi. A woman answers the door and Borat gets into a discussion with her about how they’d like to speak to someone who can vote. She tells him that she can vote, and he laughs, says that women cannot vote and explains that, “Woman NOT equal to man!”

Then, with the congressional candidate right by his side, who has a stunned and open-mouthed look on his face, Borat says (illustrating with his hand perpetually lower levels of hierarchy), “In-a Kazahkstan, we say: God, man, horse, then dog, then woman, then rat, then little kratzuli, like eh . . . (click, click, click) – (motioning as if it were a cockroach or something).”

Hilarious!

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[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Dr. Stig wrote:
BTW for people who don’t have or don’t like Quicktime, and many people don’t approve of it, there is something called Quicktime alternive you can find if you search Google. Usually comes with ‘Media Player Classic’ which plays just about anything including DVD’s.

Agreed. Quicktime along with Realplayer dont get my approval. Try searching for K-Lite codec pack which includes Media Player Classic and just about every codec you’ll ever need. Its also possible to get Winamp and Windows Media Player to play these files.
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The main progs to avoid, general concensus amongst software experts are anything from AOL, Realplayer, Norton Antivirus (probably THE worst software ever), Certain Google products like Toolbar - the ultimate spyware, Quicktime - lots of reasons NOT to use this, Adobe Acrobat - I don’t know why its bad, but its badly programmed and takes up resources, I use Fox Viewer its a tenth of the operational size.

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[quote]Dr. Stig wrote:
comedypedro wrote:
Dr. Stig wrote:
BTW for people who don’t have or don’t like Quicktime, and many people don’t approve of it, there is something called Quicktime alternive you can find if you search Google. Usually comes with ‘Media Player Classic’ which plays just about anything including DVD’s.

Agreed. Quicktime along with Realplayer dont get my approval. Try searching for K-Lite codec pack which includes Media Player Classic and just about every codec you’ll ever need. Its also possible to get Winamp and Windows Media Player to play these files.

The main progs to avoid, general concensus amongst software experts are anything from AOL, Realplayer, Norton Antivirus (probably THE worst software ever), Certain Google products like Toolbar - the ultimate spyware, Quicktime - lots of reasons NOT to use this, Adobe Acrobat - I don’t know why its bad, but its badly programmed and takes up resources, I use Fox Viewer its a tenth of the operational size.[/quote]

Couldnt agree more. Actually I use Acrobat still cos I had a few problems with Foxit but Adobe are generally OK.

I wish everyone would just boycott real and qt files til they die. And lets face it AOL is for dummys!!

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[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Dr. Stig wrote:
comedypedro wrote:
Dr. Stig wrote:
BTW for people who don’t have or don’t like Quicktime, and many people don’t approve of it, there is something called Quicktime alternive you can find if you search Google. Usually comes with ‘Media Player Classic’ which plays just about anything including DVD’s.

Agreed. Quicktime along with Realplayer dont get my approval. Try searching for K-Lite codec pack which includes Media Player Classic and just about every codec you’ll ever need. Its also possible to get Winamp and Windows Media Player to play these files.

The main progs to avoid, general concensus amongst software experts are anything from AOL, Realplayer, Norton Antivirus (probably THE worst software ever), Certain Google products like Toolbar - the ultimate spyware, Quicktime - lots of reasons NOT to use this, Adobe Acrobat - I don’t know why its bad, but its badly programmed and takes up resources, I use Fox Viewer its a tenth of the operational size.

Couldnt agree more. Actually I use Acrobat still cos I had a few problems with Foxit but Adobe are generally OK.

I wish everyone would just boycott real and qt files til they die. And lets face it AOL is for dummys!![/quote]

I’m hijacking my own thread but in my mind Windows XP is solid. People love ot trash it. It only goes wrong, becomes unstable when it gets agitated by crap like Norton and bad maintenance. If you set it up right, keep the registry solid its probably as stable as anything. MAC’s might be pretty much super stable, but they can’t do stuff a decent PC can.

I had an XP install that ran for 2 years, never restarted, automatic updates off ! It never froze,had the bsod, and I only powered it down because I moved.

Putting some of this software on your pc is like eating junk food, in the end it comes back to haunt you.

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Good analogy; junk software!!!

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[quote]Dr. Stig wrote:
This is my sister, she number 4 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. NICE !

Maybe an hour would be too much, but his character of that Gay Austrian guy is funny, he could have done a few characters in the film. Not that being gay is funny, but the stuff he says to the people.

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any idea where i could find a clip?

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[quote]orion wrote:
Dr. Stig wrote:
This is my sister, she number 4 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. NICE !

Maybe an hour would be too much, but his character of that Gay Austrian guy is funny, he could have done a few characters in the film. Not that being gay is funny, but the stuff he says to the people.

any idea where i could find a
clip?[/quote]

The character is called Bruno

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=+bruno&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

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Here’s the wrestler/Austrian Gay TV clip I was talking about:

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Identifying Bruno as Austrian makes you guys hardcore.

Thanks for the info Doc!

“I am big. Like a can of Pepsi.”

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Hilarious:

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[quote]carter12 wrote:
Here’s the wrestler/Austrian Gay TV clip I was talking about:

That guys reaction is priceless, afte he wanted to show his ass cheeks and all.

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After I saw the trailer a few weeks ago I’ve been addicted to Ali G. I have never seen it before and shyed away from it because I thought it was a sitcom. My god was I wrong! No I’m pissed I’ve missed so many years of it!

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“My sister was voted ‘Best Sex in Mouth’ by Almaty chamber of commmerce for 2002.”

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Hilarious Ali G interview with Posh Spice and David Beckham!

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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Hilarious Ali G interview with Posh Spice and David Beckham!

We was gonna have to call the kid, Langley Village, or KFC Bogs at Langely village.

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This one is funny.

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[quote]carter12 wrote:
Here’s the wrestler/Austrian Gay TV clip I was talking about:

Dr. Stig wrote:
That guys reaction is priceless, afte he wanted to show his ass cheeks and all.[/quote]

Ha ha ha! No! There is no Gay TV involved in this! Ha ha ha!!! Brilliant!!

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‘why is it being gay is so out this season?’

Ahhh Yahh!

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[quote]Dr. Stig wrote:

This one is funny.[/quote]

Bruno (talking to anti-gay pastor): So, hypothetically, according to you, I can admire a man’s penis in the shower, but the moment I put it in my mouth, some sort of line has been crossed.

Priceless! :smiley:

I have to work, guys. Please stop posting these!

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OK, I’m out of here, but I’ll leave you with my all-time favourite, a classic Ali G sketch, where he interviews someone from Scotland Yard regarding drugs. Enjoy!