Biggest WTF Moment at the Gym

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I swear before an 8 lb baby Jesus, that if I walk into the gym locker room one more time, and see an old man using a hair dryer to dry his fucking nut sack, with his leg elevated up on a bench, while trying to talk to you with a straight face, I am going to commit a suicide on someone.

Also, people using the restrooms and showers completely barefoot.[/quote]

In the ladies’ changing room, at one of the gyms I train, there’s that girl who just walks around naked, after a shower, very proud of her curves. She looks at herself in the mirror, blows some kisses and says out loud how hot she is. Some of the women look at her, envious or angry, and the others just smile, amused.

Then she just returns to her locker, takes some baby oil and with one leg on the bench, proceeds to rub the lotion over her body, humming or just repeating to herself how soft her skin is and how big and awesome her tits and booty look.

The thing is, when she’s got that leg elevated on that bench, mmm… we can see everything. Hell yeah…

She’s got nice pussy lips. Waxed and clean… very enticing… and when she proceeds to rub the oil in that area, seemingly oblivious (yeah right!), I won’t lie, I never look away…

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O_O
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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Biggest WTF at the gym ? Whatever these 2 idiots did to get them here haha[/quote]
LOL the oldies

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
There’s a HUGE guy at my gym. Tall, black, probably 250+ and pretty lean. Has giant garden-hose sized veins running up his biceps, consistently works up to 405 for a triple on flat bench with what seems to be little effort. Just a freak.

Only issue, is he doesn’t wear pants… like for real…

He wears Under Armor compression shorts, like what you wear UNDER basketball shorts, except that’s all he wears. Sleeveless UA Shirt on top, just the compression shorts on bottom. And he wears the white white one’s, and his quads are enormous. So white compressions + sweat + legs too big for shorts = big black visible cock
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LOL

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The most recent stunt I’ve seen in our very busy commercial gym is a considerably overweight dude in front of the mirror doing some terrible martial arts warmup/routine. Spinning kicks with his arms all over the place, leaping kicks I don’t know the names of, it was like he was playing out a scene from a Scott Adkins film without the creaking leather sound effects and muscle.

I wouldn’t normally care, I tend to keep myself to myself and get my shit done as I have limited time but people were actualy moving away from this guy as he was landing all over the place and clearly dangerous (just not in the way he wanted to be). Hilariously no one, including staff, thought to actually tell the guy to stop.

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This happened to me yesterday.

Was at the gym, waiting for a treadmill to do some sprints, and they were all full. So I am waiting, and behind the treadmills are the stair-masters. One of the treadmills becomes free, I approach the treadmill, and out of nowhere comes a lady and jumps on it. She jumped off the Stair-master she was using, and in perfect stride, she stole the treadmill from me. I was a little irked, but had to admire her ninja-like skill to acquire it.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
This happened to me yesterday.

Was at the gym, waiting for a treadmill to do some sprints, and they were all full. So I am waiting, and behind the treadmills are the stair-masters. One of the treadmills becomes free, I approach the treadmill, and out of nowhere comes a lady and jumps on it. She jumped off the Stair-master she was using, and in perfect stride, she stole the treadmill from me. I was a little irked, but had to admire her ninja-like skill to acquire it. [/quote]

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
There’s a HUGE guy at my gym. Tall, black, probably 250+ and pretty lean. Has giant garden-hose sized veins running up his biceps, consistently works up to 405 for a triple on flat bench with what seems to be little effort. Just a freak.

Only issue, is he doesn’t wear pants… like for real…

He wears Under Armor compression shorts, like what you wear UNDER basketball shorts, except that’s all he wears. Sleeveless UA Shirt on top, just the compression shorts on bottom. And he wears the white white one’s, and his quads are enormous. So white compressions + sweat + legs too big for shorts = big black visible cock
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Ummm maybe it’s really big because you’re staring at it.

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
There’s a HUGE guy at my gym. Tall, black, probably 250+ and pretty lean. Has giant garden-hose sized veins running up his biceps, consistently works up to 405 for a triple on flat bench with what seems to be little effort. Just a freak.

Only issue, is he doesn’t wear pants… like for real…

He wears Under Armor compression shorts, like what you wear UNDER basketball shorts, except that’s all he wears. Sleeveless UA Shirt on top, just the compression shorts on bottom. And he wears the white white one’s, and his quads are enormous. So white compressions + sweat + legs too big for shorts = big black visible cock
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Ummm maybe it’s really big because you’re staring at it.

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Wait…staring makes your penis bigger?

Move over Extenze. Charlie Horse just caused a huge drop in your stock.

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[quote]TDub301 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

In the ladies’ changing room, at one of the gyms I train, there’s that girl who just walks around naked, after a shower, very proud of her curves. She looks at herself in the mirror, blows some kisses and says out loud how hot she is. Some of the women look at her, envious or angry, and the others just smile, amused.

Then she just returns to her locker, takes some baby oil and with one leg on the bench, proceeds to rub the lotion over her body, humming or just repeating to herself how soft her skin is and how big and awesome her tits and booty look.

The thing is, when she’s got that leg elevated on that bench, mmm… we can see everything. Hell yeah…

She’s got nice pussy lips. Waxed and clean… very enticing… and when she proceeds to rub the oil in that area, seemingly oblivious (yeah right!), I won’t lie, I never look away…

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I don’t blame you. I don’t think I could bring myself to look away either, from the way you describe it. Maybe you could give her a taste of her own medecine and show her what SHE’S missing in the same manner. “Hey there sexy full-of-yourself girl. I saw you putting oil all over yourself and thought it might be a good idea and decided to try it out. What do you think?”[/quote]

Hahaha! Good one :slight_smile: She might think I’m challenging her into some sort of pussy competition. Lol.

To be honest I’m not shy in the changing room. The only difference between that girl and me, I don’t walk back and forth the room, then constantly stop at any mirror to check the shape of my boobs and butt and blow kisses, and frequently saying to myself how hot I am and how soft my skin is blah blah blah, lol

I do rub lotion all over my body but I always make sure I don’t spread my leg wide while doing so… if you know what I mean…

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[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
So white compressions + sweat + legs too big for shorts = big black visible cock
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Mmmm… yummy…

I’d like to check that for myself. Where’s your gym? I would especially come to stare at that cock.

Forget about working out.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
There’s a HUGE guy at my gym. Tall, black, probably 250+ and pretty lean. Has giant garden-hose sized veins running up his biceps, consistently works up to 405 for a triple on flat bench with what seems to be little effort. Just a freak.

Only issue, is he doesn’t wear pants… like for real…

He wears Under Armor compression shorts, like what you wear UNDER basketball shorts, except that’s all he wears. Sleeveless UA Shirt on top, just the compression shorts on bottom. And he wears the white white one’s, and his quads are enormous. So white compressions + sweat + legs too big for shorts = big black visible cock
[/quote]

Ummm maybe it’s really big because you’re staring at it.

0_0
[/quote]

Wait…staring makes your penis bigger?

Move over Extenze. Charlie Horse just caused a huge drop in your stock.[/quote]

I think it’s just when Spidey stares at them.

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

I think it’s just when Spidey stares at them. [/quote]

??

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

I think it’s just when Spidey stares at them. [/quote]

??

I see what you did there…

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

I think it’s just when Spidey stares at them. [/quote]

??

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Ha ha

Maybe Spidey has special powers.

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[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

I’ve done that before and I left my gym because of it. I didn’t want to make the gym suffer through my bag of broccoli and dozen of eggs for breakfast farts. I literally couldntt control then.

I had one fart that lasted like 2 minutes. It was so bad I funked up the parking lot outside.

Um, suggest papaya extract to the guy if you do talk to him about it.[/quote]

OMG A TWO MINUTE FART HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! [/quote]

lol

it was the worst morst hilarious thing.

I had just racked a set ofRDL’s and it started. I was like “eh, whatever” but then it just kept on coming. I tried clenching to cut it off but the fart just bullied its way out. It went from a loud one to more of a hissing sund that only could hear. It spread quick though.

S, booked to the loker oom to get my keys with the fart still happening and hit the door laving the oulest rotten egg smell in my wake.

I hit the parking lot and thought “woo, relief, no one will smell it out hee with the wind blowng”, but it was a hot and windless day. It just lingered at th entry to the gym like a mist of hatred and boccli.

When I got to my car, I caught myself befoe I got in. I didnt want to ruin the seats or explain why my car smelled like nplnned buttsex. I shameully stood next to the car and talked to a frind on my phone until it was finally over.

When I got in my car I had laid sme towels from the unk on the seats to absorb any fart that may slip while driving. Windows down in a dry heat…it was the better option of that and enjoying the air conditioner while at the same time being completely devastated by my own gas.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
… It just lingered at the entry to the gym like a mist of hatred and broccoli… [/quote]

LOL!
Best line ever!

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
… It just lingered at the entry to the gym like a mist of hatred and broccoli… [/quote]

LOL!
Best line ever!
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Agreed. I’m not sure if anything on this website has ever made me laugh so hard. Hatred and broccoli…

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]TDub301 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

In the ladies’ changing room, at one of the gyms I train, there’s that girl who just walks around naked, after a shower, very proud of her curves. She looks at herself in the mirror, blows some kisses and says out loud how hot she is. Some of the women look at her, envious or angry, and the others just smile, amused.

Then she just returns to her locker, takes some baby oil and with one leg on the bench, proceeds to rub the lotion over her body, humming or just repeating to herself how soft her skin is and how big and awesome her tits and booty look.

The thing is, when she’s got that leg elevated on that bench, mmm… we can see everything. Hell yeah…

She’s got nice pussy lips. Waxed and clean… very enticing… and when she proceeds to rub the oil in that area, seemingly oblivious (yeah right!), I won’t lie, I never look away…

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I don’t blame you. I don’t think I could bring myself to look away either, from the way you describe it. Maybe you could give her a taste of her own medecine and show her what SHE’S missing in the same manner. “Hey there sexy full-of-yourself girl. I saw you putting oil all over yourself and thought it might be a good idea and decided to try it out. What do you think?”[/quote]

Hahaha! Good one :slight_smile: She might think I’m challenging her into some sort of pussy competition. Lol.

To be honest I’m not shy in the changing room. The only difference between that girl and me, I don’t walk back and forth the room, then constantly stop at any mirror to check the shape of my boobs and butt and blow kisses, and frequently saying to myself how hot I am and how soft my skin is blah blah blah, lol

I do rub lotion all over my body but I always make sure I don’t spread my leg wide while doing so… if you know what I mean…
[/quote]

whoa… this sounds like the beginning scene of an awesome porno. All we need is a tall blonde guy to sneak in the bathroom and “get caught” watching this spectacle.

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Bald guy in gym gets out of the shower, standing there drying himself. Takes the hairdryer, I’m thinking what’s he need that for? Yep, pubes and ball sack, then puts jeans on, freeballing of course.

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[quote]TDub301 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]TDub301 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

In the ladies’ changing room, at one of the gyms I train, there’s that girl who just walks around naked, after a shower, very proud of her curves. She looks at herself in the mirror, blows some kisses and says out loud how hot she is. Some of the women look at her, envious or angry, and the others just smile, amused.

Then she just returns to her locker, takes some baby oil and with one leg on the bench, proceeds to rub the lotion over her body, humming or just repeating to herself how soft her skin is and how big and awesome her tits and booty look.

The thing is, when she’s got that leg elevated on that bench, mmm… we can see everything. Hell yeah…

She’s got nice pussy lips. Waxed and clean… very enticing… and when she proceeds to rub the oil in that area, seemingly oblivious (yeah right!), I won’t lie, I never look away…

[/quote]

I don’t blame you. I don’t think I could bring myself to look away either, from the way you describe it. Maybe you could give her a taste of her own medecine and show her what SHE’S missing in the same manner. “Hey there sexy full-of-yourself girl. I saw you putting oil all over yourself and thought it might be a good idea and decided to try it out. What do you think?”[/quote]

Hahaha! Good one :slight_smile: She might think I’m challenging her into some sort of pussy competition. Lol.

To be honest I’m not shy in the changing room. The only difference between that girl and me, I don’t walk back and forth the room, then constantly stop at any mirror to check the shape of my boobs and butt and blow kisses, and frequently saying to myself how hot I am and how soft my skin is blah blah blah, lol

I do rub lotion all over my body but I always make sure I don’t spread my leg wide while doing so… if you know what I mean…
[/quote]

whoa… this sounds like the beginning scene of an awesome porno. All we need is a tall blonde guy to sneak in the bathroom and “get caught” watching this spectacle.[/quote]

Lol…