Best, Worst Pick Up Lines

Do you work at subway? No? Cos you gave me a foot long.

“Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? I wont be able to marmalade my cock up your ass later tonight!”
“Grab your handbag, bitch, you just scored.”

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[quote]The Greek wrote:
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that one’s a keeper

those sloth memes are hilarious.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Do you use a lipstick? Cuz my stick could use your lips!

[quote]ishinator wrote:
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did anyone else try to hit the play button?

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]ishinator wrote:
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did anyone else try to hit the play button?[/quote]

notevenlegal.jpg

[quote]jeanmich wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]ishinator wrote:
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did anyone else try to hit the play button?[/quote]

notevenlegal.jpg[/quote]

lol. I was wondering why a 12-14 year old ginger was hitting on an 18+ stripper. Now I know and knowing is half the battle. Go Joe.