Best Robber Ever.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:
LMAO at 2:43 guy walks in the front door, sees robber and gets the fuck out.[/quote]

Exactly illustrates one of my points above.

Imagine being that guy. You walk in, see a robber totally focused on his dirty work, and walk you out? What a pussy!

Even at my small stature I’d bring that fucker down so quick he’d hardly now what hit him. How often does one get an opportunity like that? [/quote]

that’s a good way to never return home to your family.

Awesome break in…um WINNING.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:
LMAO at 2:43 guy walks in the front door, sees robber and gets the fuck out.[/quote]

Exactly illustrates one of my points above.

Imagine being that guy. You walk in, see a robber totally focused on his dirty work, and walk you out? What a pussy!

Even at my small stature I’d bring that fucker down so quick he’d hardly now what hit him. How often does one get an opportunity like that? [/quote]

that’s a good way to never return home to your family.[/quote]

I’m pretty sure, from what we saw in that video, that many people could’ve run in there and hit that guy unmercifully and won. Iron Dwarf would most certainly have cleaned up there and returned home without even having a hair out of place. I guarantee it.
I would also love to have had the chance to kick that guy’s ass up to his ears.

How it should have gone down.

[quote]Onslaught2099 wrote:
How it should have gone down.

That was impressive right there. The customer is a hero, he saved both their lives. The customer looked like a guy whose had some kind of training, cop or military.

This is the weapon he should have used.

[quote]dday wrote:

[quote]Onslaught2099 wrote:
How it should have gone down.

That was impressive right there. The customer is a hero, he saved both their lives. The customer looked like a guy whose had some kind of training, cop or military.[/quote]

AWESOME! Scumbag fat fucker got what he deserved.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:
LMAO at 2:43 guy walks in the front door, sees robber and gets the fuck out.[/quote]

Exactly illustrates one of my points above.

Imagine being that guy. You walk in, see a robber totally focused on his dirty work, and walk you out? What a pussy!

Even at my small stature I’d bring that fucker down so quick he’d hardly now what hit him. How often does one get an opportunity like that? [/quote]

that’s a good way to never return home to your family.[/quote]

I’m pretty sure, from what we saw in that video, that many people could’ve run in there and hit that guy unmercifully and won. Iron Dwarf would most certainly have cleaned up there and returned home without even having a hair out of place. I guarantee it.
I would also love to have had the chance to kick that guy’s ass up to his ears.
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Thanks Nards. Obviously you saw the same thing I saw. The robber probably knew no one would do shit, so he merrily banged away on he glass. And as in the video posted by Dday, where the gunman was shot dead due to a moment of distraction, that’s exactly all it takes - distraction.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:
LMAO at 2:43 guy walks in the front door, sees robber and gets the fuck out.[/quote]

Exactly illustrates one of my points above.

Imagine being that guy. You walk in, see a robber totally focused on his dirty work, and walk you out? What a pussy!

Even at my small stature I’d bring that fucker down so quick he’d hardly now what hit him. How often does one get an opportunity like that? [/quote]

that’s a good way to never return home to your family.[/quote]

I’m pretty sure, from what we saw in that video, that many people could’ve run in there and hit that guy unmercifully and won. Iron Dwarf would most certainly have cleaned up there and returned home without even having a hair out of place. I guarantee it.
I would also love to have had the chance to kick that guy’s ass up to his ears.
[/quote]

Thanks Nards. Obviously you saw the same thing I saw. The robber probably knew no one would do shit, so he merrily banged away on he glass. And as in the video posted by Dday, where the gunman was shot dead due to a moment of distraction, that’s exactly all it takes - distraction.
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Actually Onslaught2099 posted it. But yea, I’m kind of surprised no one did anything either.

What exactly do you people think unarmed civilians should have done in that situation? The store alarm was sounding, so clearly police were on the way (although I’ll concede that response time was hilariously slow). So they should have run into a situation where nobody was threatened and do what? Assume they are physically powerful enough to pin down the robber until police arrive?

[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
What exactly do you people think unarmed civilians should have done in that situation? The store alarm was sounding, so clearly police were on the way (although I’ll concede that response time was hilariously slow). So they should have run into a situation where nobody was threatened and do what? Assume they are physically powerful enough to pin down the robber until police arrive?[/quote]

So basically what YOU’RE saying is that if you’d have walked in that situation, you’d have backed the fuck out quietly?

You can’t possibly be so apathetic. I’ll bet given the opportunity (guy’s back turned, not even aware of his surroundings) you’d have taken the fucker out!

Maybe it’s just me, if someone was in danger, yeah, I might try something. But if I walked in on some dude in a mask smashing at a window with no one else around, yeah, I’d just walk out.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Ninja![/quote]

If that’s a ninja then I’m Professor X.

At most he got kicked out of ninja school and needed the cash for private ninja lessons.

The british grandma that roflstomped those crappy scooter-robbers vs. the world in my opinion.

She will cleanse the land of all evil doers with her hand-bag of justice.

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
Maybe it’s just me, if someone was in danger, yeah, I might try something. But if I walked in on some dude in a mask smashing at a window with no one else around, yeah, I’d just walk out. [/quote]

x2.

the risk of losing my life or endangering my health is not > stopping some guy trying to take money from a bank

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
Maybe it’s just me, if someone was in danger, yeah, I might try something. But if I walked in on some dude in a mask smashing at a window with no one else around, yeah, I’d just walk out. [/quote]

x2.

the risk of losing my life or endangering my health is not > stopping some guy trying to take money from a bank[/quote]

Seeing 2 young women freaking out behind that glass is what makes my decision for me. For all you know just walking in, he may have been on the attack (like in the other video posted where the fat fucker’s intent was to tie up and rape the girl behind the counter).

I think that they had both left by this point. We never see the girls after they leave. Maybe his attack was an intelligent ploy to make them leave with the money, and he had an accomplice out back? haha. It would be impressive if that’s what really happened.

This is why concealed carry is a good thing. If any of those people (workers or the customer who left) had a pistol…problem solved, whether they shoot or just make him stay put until cops get there.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:
LMAO at 2:43 guy walks in the front door, sees robber and gets the fuck out.[/quote]

Exactly illustrates one of my points above.

Imagine being that guy. You walk in, see a robber totally focused on his dirty work, and walk you out? What a pussy!

Even at my small stature I’d bring that fucker down so quick he’d hardly now what hit him. How often does one get an opportunity like that? [/quote]

that’s a good way to never return home to your family.[/quote]

I’m pretty sure, from what we saw in that video, that many people could’ve run in there and hit that guy unmercifully and won. Iron Dwarf would most certainly have cleaned up there and returned home without even having a hair out of place. I guarantee it.
I would also love to have had the chance to kick that guy’s ass up to his ears.
[/quote]

Thanks Nards. Obviously you saw the same thing I saw. The robber probably knew no one would do shit, so he merrily banged away on he glass. And as in the video posted by Dday, where the gunman was shot dead due to a moment of distraction, that’s exactly all it takes - distraction.
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If I walked in on that the same time as the guy in the video, I don’t think I’d have any idea what the hell was going on.

[quote]Chiron01 wrote:
This is the weapon he should have used.

I feel so guilty laughing at this…

Had that stick robbery on Tosh.0 Everything is funnier with Tosh.0