Saw this on Craiglist hahah, first time checking the site out…I wonder what some of those things are!!
"I have been in the pornographic films industry for several years and I’m so sick and tired of dicks I can hardly stand it! If you have no genitals or are willing to have them removed then you may be the man for me.
I do not like and absolutely refuse to take part in any of the following:
blowjobs
rimjobs
footjobs
buttjobs
vaginajobs
dirty sanchez
blumpkins
strawberry shortcake
flaming dragon
Houdini
donkey punch
cincinati bowtie
gasmask
hot lunch
golden showers
cleaveland steamer
the Paul Rubins
gramma sophie’s curtains
the Pittsburg landfill
I’m a mac and I’m a pc
how to lose a guy in ten gays
or any other sexual act of any kind.
If this sounds like your idea of a good time then get in touch.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Does anyone know how to milk a goat?[/quote]
I got you homie.
Oh man, I’m fucked. I have a fucking Boer goat but it’s only a kid right now. It’s like the size of a Labrador right now, but it’s a buck and apparently the bucks get to be about 200-230lbs! I was going to wait until it got bigger before I slit its fucking throat, but now I don’t know. I’m not sure I can take that fucker when he’s big enough to slaughter for meat. It won’t give me any milk either apparently.
I’ve slit some wild boars’ fucking throats before (that’s right motherfuckers, I actually have slit some fucking throats) but I had wounded them with a .44 Magnum. I can’t just shoot this fucker in my backyard since I’m well within city limits. I might have to sell this guy. And now that I’ve done some research about Boers, I’m suspicious as to why someone would give one of these beauties away for free…