I have spent alot of time in Tattoo shops, my best friend is a pearcer, I have worked several big tattoo conventions and have seen a lot of shit. Now I dont think anyones tattoos look as good as mine do but Im a bit partial to them. But there are stupid ppl out there and some really really fucking striped tattoos.
Case in point, an artist I know was putting a word across this girls back. I think it was her BF name, Fucking Dumb, but any way they get done and she goes to look at it in the mirror and turns around horror stricken and says word for word “ITS ON BACKWORDS!!” and proceeds to ball…YOU DUMB BITCH ITS A GD MIRROR OF CORSE ITS BACKWORDS!!!
Most tattoo artist that I know HATE doing “tribal” ,Celtic and squiggly lines unless that is “what they do”. Now there are exceptions if you can come up with something unique but that is few and far between and most of these “funny” tattoos have been done a thousand time b4 and really arnt funny any more. But hey if its what you want who am I to judge
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Rattler wrote:
You know what scares me?
How bad she actually wants to visit Australia and NZ
It’s because she knows where the real men are. And Australia has good weather.[/quote]
Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
We’re all brothers in the end, rejects of her majesty.
(but to a lesser extent, us)
What about the asian characters? Very popular and still the most dangerous take at look at : http://www.hanzismatter.com/
People that regret getting tattoos are what I like to call “should’ve / could’ve people.” They live they’re entire life thinking about the what ifs… have a fear of commitment… and will probably never be happy about anything, let alone their tats.
I think people that tattoo their girls’ names on their bodies are retarded. You can’t make this shit up - One of my friends got a tatoo for his girl when we were like 19. He put a “K” for Katerine on his shoulder. 6 months later they broke up, but in a twist of fate, started dating a girl named Kathy. He said THIS was the one, so he covered the “K” with some weird tribal symbol and wrote Kathy in script under it. Needless to say, they broke up, too, and 3 years ago he started dating the girl who he ended up marrying. Of course, he had to cover the tattoos since her name isnt Kathy, so now 3/4 or more of his upper arm and shoulder is one giant black tribal-spiked blob.
My other boy wants me to design a scorpian to cover the japanese characters on his back that supposedly spell out his name. Every design I’ve given him works around the characters instead of covering them because I think it would be a mistake to cover it… but to each his own - we are still working on it.
As for me, I have chinese characters on my back that say Destiny, Courage and Truth, and I’ll never forget the days I got them. I recently finished a japanese-style half-sleeve that I designed. It’s got a dragon with it’s face hidden in the shadows on the outside of the shoulder/arm and a koi coming out of the water and the dragon’s smoke on the inside of my arm (WHICH HURT LIKE HELL.)
Sorry for the long post… lol…
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
…YOU DUMB BITCH ITS A GD MIRROR OF CORSE ITS BACKWORDS!!![/quote]
Ah, women.
Most? You mean all. Tribal has been done to death.
Skinny white guy + Tribal = Hilarious
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
We’re all brothers in the end, rejects of her majesty.
(but to a lesser extent, us)[/quote]
Ftw.