[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
polo77j wrote:
So, is one of your friends getting married to one of the “4 girls that stayed with you on spring break”?
No you idiot, those girls are coming down for the party to jump out of the cake.
Good call … but I think idiot was a little harsh … but that’s probably because you were calling me an idiot.
It was meant in the kindest possible way.
I’m going to have remember the bolded part, I get called an “idiot”, “moron” and “asshole” frequently.
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Thanks. I’ve been called idiot in the worst way possible before and I just don’t want it to happen again. It was devastating to my idiom.
For my bachelor party my best men did this thing where I had to earn my drinks for the night. When I wanted a drink I would have to pick from a deck of cards that had activities written on it. One of them had me singing “like a virgin” to a full Hard Rock Cafe in Denver.
[quote]mallen5 wrote:
Yeah actually it is. They got engaged yesterday and we are having the bachelor party next week. The wedding is the week after. [/quote]
Is that pussy-hound Clee finally settling down?
You guys are krazeee !!!
Serialy…
Any chance of there being Wedding Pictures, or has the girl decided she ain’t want those either??
C’mon fellah…why don’t you just admit this is another whackadoodle fantasy you’ve made up? This is a fucking bodybuilding website? Can’t you just lie about how much you lift like everyone else? Why the pre-pubescent fantasies??
If you’re not going to a strip club you can always kidnap the groom, wrap him in toilet paper, light him on fire, and then push him into the swimming pool. Just like high school. Good times.
If you DO go to a strip club get the S&M treatment. The girls should strip the groom to his skivvies and hand cuff him to a chair. Then they beat him with a whip, and pour hot wax on his nipples. Then one stripper should finish it off by making a hot wax impression of her labia as a souvenir for the groom. He can then keep it in the bottom of his sock drawer for years to come. Occasionally pulling it out and sniffing it, sadly remembering all that he has given up.
Ohh yeah, no photos at bachelor parties, but wax labias are fair game.
[quote]sen say wrote:
mallen5 wrote:
Yeah actually it is. They got engaged yesterday and we are having the bachelor party next week. The wedding is the week after.
Is that pussy-hound Clee finally settling down?
You guys are krazeee !!!
Serialy…
Any chance of there being Wedding Pictures, or has the girl decided she ain’t want those either??
C’mon fellah…why don’t you just admit this is another whackadoodle fantasy you’ve made up? This is a fucking bodybuilding website? Can’t you just lie about how much you lift like everyone else? Why the pre-pubescent fantasies??[/quote]
I appreciate everybody chiming in. The best part is how nervous he is getting about it. He keeps calling for assurance that we’re not planning anything too malevolent. Fat chance of that.
[quote]mallen5 wrote:
I appreciate everybody chiming in. The best part is how nervous he is getting about it. He keeps calling for assurance that we’re not planning anything too malevolent. Fat chance of that. [/quote]
What’s the name of this particular imaginary friend of yours?
[quote]sen say wrote:
mallen5 wrote:
Yeah actually it is. They got engaged yesterday and we are having the bachelor party next week. The wedding is the week after.
Is that pussy-hound Clee finally settling down?
You guys are krazeee !!!
Serialy…
Any chance of there being Wedding Pictures, or has the girl decided she ain’t want those either??
C’mon fellah…why don’t you just admit this is another whackadoodle fantasy you’ve made up? This is a fucking bodybuilding website? Can’t you just lie about how much you lift like everyone else? Why the pre-pubescent fantasies??[/quote]
Hey “sen-say” thanks for all of the input you give. It means alot to us… well about as much as the lent in my fu*king pocket or the gum on the bottom of my shoe.
You always keep talking about “fantasys” I feel most sure you get yourself off from all the lies and pictures other idiots like you post. Get a life you “Creep” only disrespectful pieces of shit like you post pictures on here to humiliate women.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Another huge disappointment of a thread from Mallen…
Edit: …and clee.[/quote]
Are you really talking about disappointment? just look at yourself in the mirror and you will see disappointment everytime. nice pic btw… you look like a thoroughbreed…
[quote]mallen5 wrote:
Clee settle down? Fat chance of that.
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That’s a relief…would be like Gene Simmons or Hef hanging up the boots.
Say mall…what’s it like when you and Clee are just laying around watching the clouds go by, seeing your dreams up there in the sky? I bet his big manly chest makes a comfy pillow for your little head.
[quote]CLEE20 wrote:
sen say wrote:
mallen5 wrote:
Yeah actually it is. They got engaged yesterday and we are having the bachelor party next week. The wedding is the week after.
Is that pussy-hound Clee finally settling down?
You guys are krazeee !!!
Serialy…
Any chance of there being Wedding Pictures, or has the girl decided she ain’t want those either??
C’mon fellah…why don’t you just admit this is another whackadoodle fantasy you’ve made up? This is a fucking bodybuilding website? Can’t you just lie about how much you lift like everyone else? Why the pre-pubescent fantasies??
Hey “sen-say” thanks for all of the input you give. It means alot to us… well about as much as the lent in my fu*king pocket or the gum on the bottom of my shoe.
You always keep talking about “fantasys” I feel most sure you get yourself off from all the lies and pictures other idiots like you post. Get a life you “Creep” only disrespectful pieces of shit like you post pictures on here to humiliate women.
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"The best photo op would be me taking care of business. And she is actually pretty hott "
"well im Clee and so far i have the trophy for being the first one to take out one of these whores "
"While you 2 schmucks resort to Google for your fantasies, I have resorted to “Sport Fu*king” "
All quotes from “Clee” from the 4 girls on spring break thread.
Apparently it’s cool to degrade and humiliate women only in written fiction (as illustrated by these quuotes) but god forbid we ask for some photos to verify your alleged exploits with 4 young nubile women who “stayed with you guys on spring break” … Fuck off you hypocritical faggot. If anyone’s into fantasy it’s you “two” (or should I say one) who make shit up to sound cool to a bunch of guys you don’t know. If you’re going to talk a big game back it up. If you don’t know what I’m talking about read Klip’s old posts about Nigerians … that motherfucker posted pics.
[quote]CLEE20 wrote:
Hey “sen-say” thanks for all of the input you give. It means alot to us… well about as much as the lent in my fu*king pocket or the gum on the bottom of my shoe.
You always keep talking about “fantasys” I feel most sure you get yourself off from all the lies and pictures other idiots like you post. Get a life you “Creep” only disrespectful pieces of shit like you post pictures on here to humiliate women.
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“CLEE” I…I…don’t know what to say…you just don’t strike me as the kind of poster that would be fun to pick on…maybe because you’re really Mall and you’re trying to type like you’re someone different than MAll…I’m feeling your anger and picking up a strong sense of stupidity…“thats” a dangerous combination…I just don’t want to get involved…
But…if I did want to get involved…
Will the lent in your pocket turn into Easter in another couple of weeks?
Does the spyware your mom and dads put on your computer not lock down the keyboard if you write fu*king rather than fucking?
I’m confused…if you and Mell aren’t the same person…why are you referring to how much I mean to “us”?
A’ight boys…I gotta go lift !
Guess we won’t be seeing any wedding pics then…hey…how bout you don’t show the goils in the pics and just post you and Mell in tuxes or sumfin ? You know…some sort of proof you’re at a wedding.
There’s countless ways you could prove you two asstupperwarecontainers aren’t lying, but since you are lying and you’re one small, lonely teenage boy you got nothing! You got no Bookkeeper ! You got no ledger !! NOTHING !!!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
CLEE20 wrote:
sen say wrote:
mallen5 wrote:
Yeah actually it is. They got engaged yesterday and we are having the bachelor party next week. The wedding is the week after.
Is that pussy-hound Clee finally settling down?
You guys are krazeee !!!
Serialy…
Any chance of there being Wedding Pictures, or has the girl decided she ain’t want those either??
C’mon fellah…why don’t you just admit this is another whackadoodle fantasy you’ve made up? This is a fucking bodybuilding website? Can’t you just lie about how much you lift like everyone else? Why the pre-pubescent fantasies??
Hey “sen-say” thanks for all of the input you give. It means alot to us… well about as much as the lent in my fu*king pocket or the gum on the bottom of my shoe.
You always keep talking about “fantasys” I feel most sure you get yourself off from all the lies and pictures other idiots like you post. Get a life you “Creep” only disrespectful pieces of shit like you post pictures on here to humiliate women.
"The best photo op would be me taking care of business. And she is actually pretty hott "
"well im Clee and so far i have the trophy for being the first one to take out one of these whores "
"While you 2 schmucks resort to Google for your fantasies, I have resorted to “Sport Fu*king” "
All quotes from “Clee” from the 4 girls on spring break thread.
Apparently it’s cool to degrade and humiliate women only in written fiction (as illustrated by these quuotes) but god forbid we ask for some photos to verify your alleged exploits with 4 young nubile women who “stayed with you guys on spring break” … Fuck off you hypocritical faggot. If anyone’s into fantasy it’s you “two” (or should I say one) who make shit up to sound cool to a bunch of guys you don’t know. If you’re going to talk a big game back it up. If you don’t know what I’m talking about read Klip’s old posts about Nigerians … that motherfucker posted pics.[/quote]
yep you got me… you really got me… what can i say?
Maybe that I dont name names and post pictures.. so how is that degrading or humiliateing? I guess your just mad becasue we dont give in to all your bullshit requests. GET A LIFE DOUCHE
[quote]polo77j wrote:
If you’re going to talk a big game back it up. If you don’t know what I’m talking about read Klip’s old posts about Nigerians … that motherfucker posted pics.[/quote]
Klip rocked !!!
I was just thinking about Tiny Black Girl 2 days ago.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
mallen5 wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Another huge disappointment of a thread from Mallen…
Yeah I asked for some ideas, pretty big disappointment?
You also asked for ideas on what to do with four college aged girls on spring break at your beach house.
Yes, pretty big disappointment, all things considered.[/quote]
I actually asked if anyone had experienced anything similar. Obviously not you, because you were too busy on here typing to prove to the entire internet that you were cool. You are. Good job. It might take 24 hours a day in front of your computer screen, but you’ve done it.