[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you just wanted a someone to say they dont spit, they swallow…
What are you going to have for dinner?[/quote]
No, I was then going to ask- “How far can you swallow?”.
I’m having butterfly pork chops in a peppery grape sauce with mashed taters.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you just wanted a someone to say they dont spit, they swallow…
What are you going to have for dinner?[/quote]
No, I was then going to ask- “How far can you swallow?”.
I’m having butterfly pork chops in a peppery grape sauce with mashed taters.
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the ruler says 7&1/4 inches.
ssplit, i would have to see the group to determine who i would choose, there might be a volunteer.
SkyzykS, provided that i have sufficient lung power, and the right stickiness and it’s quite viscous, i can get it over 20 feet. (to be clear this is in regard to the spit question, and i emphasize NOT the swallow question.)
mominmd, today is my “cheat” day i am craving carbs so i am going to get one of the those bertolli’s pasta dishes.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you just wanted a someone to say they dont spit, they swallow…
What are you going to have for dinner?[/quote]
No, I was then going to ask- “How far can you swallow?”.
I’m having butterfly pork chops in a peppery grape sauce with mashed taters.
[/quote]
the ruler says 7&1/4 inches. [/quote]
You can deepthroat a ruler?
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you just wanted a someone to say they dont spit, they swallow…
What are you going to have for dinner?[/quote]
No, I was then going to ask- “How far can you swallow?”.
I’m having butterfly pork chops in a peppery grape sauce with mashed taters.
[/quote]
the ruler says 7&1/4 inches. [/quote]
Perfect!
You like pork chops?
I can spit a good 15 feet depending on how nice of a loogie i get.
I would probably not save any of those 20 people. That would just throw off the feng shui.
Would you let me poop on your chest?
we used to have contest to see who could spit the farthest over the flight deck…tax dollars hard at work…
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
we used to have contest to see who could spit the farthest over the flight deck…tax dollars hard at work…
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HaHa that reminds me of a place near where i live, it’s a dam, from certain places on the dam when you spit, it does some really cool acrobatics, not your normal arc downward.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you just wanted a someone to say they dont spit, they swallow…
What are you going to have for dinner?[/quote]
No, I was then going to ask- “How far can you swallow?”.
I’m having butterfly pork chops in a peppery grape sauce with mashed taters.
[/quote]
the ruler says 7&1/4 inches. [/quote]
Perfect!
You like pork chops?
[/quote]
i’ll bring the applesauce
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you just wanted a someone to say they dont spit, they swallow…
What are you going to have for dinner?[/quote]
No, I was then going to ask- “How far can you swallow?”.
I’m having butterfly pork chops in a peppery grape sauce with mashed taters.
[/quote]
the ruler says 7&1/4 inches. [/quote]
You can deepthroat a ruler?
:P[/quote]
during a girl talk session one night, a friend of mine asked me how long my bf’s (at the time) dick is. i tried guestimating and ended up getting a ruler bc it didn’t seem right. the answer was 9 inches, including what i couldnt get in my mouth.
umm, was your friend there during that experiment?
kink-ay!!
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
umm, was your friend there during that experiment?
kink-ay!![/quote]
yep she sure was. im shy, but have been making progress toward becoming a more complete cbear.
I’m kind of shy too 
I like this thread.
Aren’t you gonna ask me anything?
Would you want $1,000,000 and no friends or friends and no $1,000,000?
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
alright i’ll play. [/quote]
With?
Friends…
I feel that money brings out the worst in people, and it doesn’t last long…a million dollars in this economy? psssh. please.
Your good friends will last longer…call me a sap.
What about you?
Personally i would choose the money because i have had too many people who i thought were friends stab me in the back. If that were not the case, i would definitely choose friends.
Mominmd, what is your favorite movie?