The Labours of Heracles
Weimeraner
Spooning is great.
No, it’s not raining but it’s mild. Gonna go for a run even with all the crazy puddles.
Did you sleep in this morning?
ha, if you consider 645am sleepin in…I always wake early…its like the calm before the storm
uhh, anyone care to do my homework for me today? 
Gotta go with the puppies, they are so playful, i love animals. To be honest i don’t really know which breed i would choose, i only have been around golder retrievers, labs, and a big sheep dog type, can’t remember what she’s called.
Fuck definitely works for me, it has nice ring too it when you draw it out, fuuuuCK then exclamate it at the end when frustrated.
Spooning is good, but only with my lady friend.
Don’t know what you mean by asl, if you mean american sign language, then yes a little.
Mominmd, no it is currently not raining, it was just really foggy when i woke up.
magzie, i sleep in every morning, till about noon. won’t last long though, beginning of spring semester is going to be rough because i have 8am classes.
Sorry mominmd, i will not be doing your homework for you do to the fact i’m on the other side of the country lol.
Favorite month?
thats ok, I can email it to you!
Im going to the University of Phoenix(online) 
Favorite month would have to be Sept(kids go back to school!)
Bush has a short one. Sarkozy has a long one. Cher does not use hers. What is it?
fav month is May…CAUSE ITS MA B-DAY!
is it a dick?
Q: Favorite place to masturbate?
fav month is AUGUST…CAUSE ITS MA B-DAY!!
Q: Favorite place to masturbate? In front of the computer.
How do you condiment your burger?
haha, the answer is ‘a last name.’
In the shower, duh
I like mayo , ketchup, lettuce and extra tomatos on my burger…haven’t had one in forever!!
Umm, what turns you off about the opposite sex?
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
haha, the answer is ‘a last name.’
In the shower, duh
I like mayo , ketchup, lettuce and extra tomatos on my burger…haven’t had one in forever!!
Umm, what turns you off about the opposite sex?
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When they talk.
What turns you on about the opposite sex?
Confidence.
When was the last time you went out on a real date?
I thought the answer to mominmd’s question was about brains, bush doesn’t use his much, thought Sarkozy sounded like a smart name, and well cher seemed like your typical brain dead singer. no offense to anyone who likes her.
Favorite place to masturbate would be a private no interuptions space. My room is usually safe.
The last burger i had was a five guys burger and it had bacon mushrooms, cheese k&m, grilled onions tomatos pickles and lettuce. I like burgers in general, and my favorite condiments vary from the normal k&m and pickles to the works. Generally though i go with longhorn bbq or brown sugar bbq with costgo’s ranch dressing, with lot’s of cheddar, and pickles n onions.
Not taking care of herself, bad attitudes, bad hygiene and laziness turns me off. I don’t care if she doesn’t wear makeup and that sort of thing, i just mean general health, mainly refering to good hygiene here.
Pretty much the opposite turns me on, good hygiene/looks like she takes good care of herself, good attitude, have a sexy aura, (the way she dresses and acts and feels sexy), also a nice butt. I am going to disagree with wol that some women talk and sound really sexy and it is a huge turn on. The biggest turn on is smell, when she isn’t overly perfumed and or just getting out of the shower she smells so good.
What is your favorite “over the counter” pain killer? Mine is aspirin.
The last date i went on was to see the movie sherlock holmes. I think it was the wedsday or thursday of the new years week.
Speaking of dates, what would be your ideal date, where, what, who, how and etc?
A real date: Not since Bush was President
Ideal date: When nobody checks out my girl. Everything else I can figure out on my own
Worst thing your spouse could say to you?
Worst thing my spouse could say to me is “honey i’m dying.” or something along those dire lines.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Worst thing my spouse could say to me is “honey i’m dying.” or something along those dire lines.
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You’re a better man than me.
Would you cheat on your wife if you could get away with it?
No, i would not cheat on my wife or significant other, even if i could get away with it. Same goes for enabling someone else to cheat. I just don’t go there.
Wol, what would be your answer to your last two questions?
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
No, i would not cheat on my wife or significant other, even if i could get away with it. Same goes for enabling someone else to cheat. I just don’t go there.
Wol, what would be your answer to your last two questions?[/quote]
Worst thing she could say: Its your baby
Would I cheat: I think about it, but I got too much integrity.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
No, i would not cheat on my wife or significant other, even if i could get away with it. Same goes for enabling someone else to cheat. I just don’t go there.
Wol, what would be your answer to your last two questions?[/quote]
Worst thing she could say: Its your baby
Would I cheat: I think about it, but I got too much integrity.[/quote]
Why is this thread turning into a Sausage fest?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
No, i would not cheat on my wife or significant other, even if i could get away with it. Same goes for enabling someone else to cheat. I just don’t go there.
Wol, what would be your answer to your last two questions?[/quote]
Worst thing she could say: Its your baby
Would I cheat: I think about it, but I got too much integrity.[/quote]
Why is this thread turning into a Sausage fest?[/quote]
because sausages go great with waffles and pancakes.
if you could have any superpower what would it be and why?
[quote]dshroy wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
No, i would not cheat on my wife or significant other, even if i could get away with it. Same goes for enabling someone else to cheat. I just don’t go there.
Wol, what would be your answer to your last two questions?[/quote]
Worst thing she could say: Its your baby
Would I cheat: I think about it, but I got too much integrity.[/quote]
Good question…I don’t have an answer.
Why is this thread turning into a Sausage fest?[/quote]
because sausages go great with waffles and pancakes.
if you could have any superpower what would it be and why?[/quote]
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
A real date: Not since Bush was President
Ideal date: When nobody checks out my girl. Everything else I can figure out on my own
Worst thing your spouse could say to you?[/quote]
“I’m thinking I need to move out.”
or
“You know you can’t compete after we have children.”
Should I wear my new dress or my new blouse to work tomorrow?