[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
A&W!
How much snow does everyone have?
We have very little up north…sad winter for snow. [/quote]
We have a couple of inches of leftovers from earlier in the week. It’s been so cold that it doesn’t melt off the day after it snows, which is really unusual. It means I have to shovel.
BK. $1 double cheeseburgers. 4 bucks and some change and that’s more protein than most African babies get all year.
No problem. Assuming I didn’t have to murder them, anyway.
Because (a) we like to scratch our balls and (b) we also check in occasionally to see how stank they are. A high degree of stank indicates that more deodorant or possibly even a shower might be needed in the near future.
Stupidest thing you’ve ever done with a member of the opposite sex.
[quote]LUEshi wrote:
Stupidest thing you’ve ever done with a member of the opposite sex.
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ALMOST snapped my banjo, it didnt go all through but it was the single most awkward week of my life.
Everyone: Whats the one thing you know you should be doing right now, but keep sidelining for no good reason.
[quote]Ben_VFR85 wrote:
Everyone: Whats the one thing you know you should be doing right now, but keep sidelining for no good reason.
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going back to school.
/wrists
[quote]motherofpearl wrote:
if You want to f this girl and your a virgin should you go to party’s to f other girls(you know the bugs off the boardwalk)so you do not embarass yourself with your first love?[/quote]
no.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
no way dude, she’s a smoker.
a question to everyone: would you have a problem eating another person if it were your only chance for survival?[/quote]
Are you kidding? You don’t want to know me when I’m hungry - you’re nothing but a dancing rack of lamb and you WILL end up in my belly.
Question: Why do men scratch their balls and then sniff their fingers?[/quote]
LOL! I did this last night because I hadn’t taken a shower in 2 days after being snowed in and sitting on my ass. I guess you just want to know how bad you stink? I don’t have a good answer for this haha.
Kinda along the same lines, as why we blow our noses and then look at it?
*c’mon you know you do it too! 
Maybe because we want to make sure our brain isn’t coming out? I dunno.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Kill a gypsy, or dig up Indian bones that were buried under my house.
Heracles, why do posters keep calling you, Hercules?
Are there any guys here that shave their legs?
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
[/quote]
dig up Indian bones that were buried under my house.[/quote]
man that’s just good housekeeping. those things are bad news bears.
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
no way dude, she’s a smoker.
a question to everyone: would you have a problem eating another person if it were your only chance for survival?[/quote]
Are you kidding? You don’t want to know me when I’m hungry - you’re nothing but a dancing rack of lamb and you WILL end up in my belly.
Question: Why do men scratch their balls and then sniff their fingers?[/quote]
For the same reason that dog’s lick their balls…
because we can
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
[/quote]
dig up Indian bones that were buried under my house.[/quote]
man that’s just good housekeeping. those things are bad news bears.[/quote]
I’m hoping you meant bearers, because if they really are bad news bears I’m afraid I’ll be eaten soon.
i know, but the mental image of a bad news bear is just too funny.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
CBear what’s your favorite smell? [/quote]
Jeebus. Early summer morning when I’m outside with a cup of coffee.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
cbear, who would you choose in a fight, chewbucca or smokey the bear. [/quote]
smokey the bear. fucking annoying, but awesome at the same time, which is even more annoying.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Cbear-How are men and parking spots the same? [/quote]
Plentiful, and easy to obtain.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
a question to everyone: would you have a problem eating another person if it were your only chance for survival? [/quote]
Hell no. Pass the mustard.
[quote]im kenny wrote:
Question: Would you still pump thee iron if you were stranded on an island and you still had present iron pumping? [/quote]
Hell yes I would. Half the reason I do this is because I want to like how I look nekkid. And if Im on an island, I’ll be nekkid all the time.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
How many do you back up into a parking stall? [/quote]
Only when I want to show off. I have a '95 Caprice Wagon.
[quote]Ben_VFR85 wrote:
Everyone: Whats the one thing you know you should be doing right now, but keep sidelining for no good reason. [/quote]
answering emails and doing dishes.
for the whole classroom:
what’s the longest you’ve ever waited to wash your bedsheets?
Does chewbaca shit in the woods.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Does chewbaca shit in the woods.[/quote]
Kashyyk is all woods, bro.
more importantly, when chewbacca gets wood…do you just ignore it? i mean that’s gotta be pretty noticeable.
Cbear- actually the answer is: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped! 
Does anyone else hate when fans blow air at you?
