[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I just never thought you would be the one to ask for cliff notes from me. I thought I knew you…[/quote]
LOL…
OP, have you tried hitting yourself instead of the computer? We call this user-error punishment.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I have a feeling that you are repeatedly walked all over in your personal life. Perhaps it doesn’t quite register with you what is going on, perhaps you just feel constantly disrespected by people for reasons you aren’t able to comprehend and no one else seems to ever say anything about this societal abuse, so you chalk it up to some defective victim mentality you think you fall into.
So you don’t really feel any anger toward other people, mainly because you don’t quite understand your interactions with these people who treat you like a lower-class citizen (and they treat you this way because you LET them, not necessarily because you have done something to outright deserve their disrespect), but you know that something is wrong. But your lack of perception combined with your naturally timid nature creates this rage that you don’t even quite know exists until something that can’t hit back frustrates you.
And computers can do this to people. They’re so fucking smarmy and their attitude is so goddamned indifferent and they are so good at showing just how little they care about the major inconveniences they cause in people’s lives when they decide to take a complete shit at the most inopportune times. Where the fuck do they get off freezing up on you out of nowhere?
And they think that just because they cost a lot of money and they can’t fight back that they’re just completely immune to any sort of attack, whether it’s personal or physical. So they fucking abuse this and push the limits of decency and good taste because they (falsely) assume you won’t do anything to them.
They’re like the dumbfuck at the zoo who taunts the lion in his cage every day until one day the lion gets out, and that lion is YOU, and you tear the thing to fucking pieces just to show them a goddamned lesson, just to show them what happens when you fuck with the lion in his den, just to remind them who the REAL King of the Jungle is.
And all this time you don’t realize that this rage building up is caused by your inability to man up and challenge those around you who treat you like a castrated lemming and so you take it out on a convenient yet deserving target.[/quote]
CLiff notes like I said "Normal immature behavior to attack inanimate objects when in “The Rage”[/quote]
I don’t do cliff notes. Instead of writing down “cliff notes” at the end of a long post, you should just write “I have the attention span of a goldfish and anything beside a short, preferably monosyllabic post is beyond my capacity for understanding.”
Fuck, that came out sounding more harsh than I meant it to.[/quote]
Hahahahaha you forget your audience DB. Its like being a teacher, talk to the lowest common denominator. [/quote]
Why the fuck should I dumb myself down to placate the lowest common denominator? Fuck the lowest common denominator; I could care less what they think about anything I write or say on here. Their opinions and/or their inabilities to comprehend posts that are longer than a few sentences means nothing to me. Didn’t you read TC’s article last week?
I just never thought you would be the one to ask for cliff notes from me. I thought I knew you…[/quote]
Hemingway or HST would have used 1/3 the words. Your job is to make it easy on the reader.
[/quote]
HST would have rambled on about the weather for half a page before getting back to the topic. And Hemingway may have used 1/3 the words, but only someone with the attention span required to make it through a long post would have the capacity to grasp the deeper meaning that Hemingway always beautifully conveyed despite such an economy of words.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
Now its basically the word “LIKE”, the 14 year old constantly says that in conversation. My wife has to stop her about every sentence to tell her to stop saying “LIKE”. Girls are not as bad with communication. My boys are fucking horrible, my wifes oldest has downs syndrome and he is more communicative then my other two.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
Now its basically the word “LIKE”, the 14 year old constantly says that in conversation. My wife has to stop her about every sentence to tell her to stop saying “LIKE”. Girls are not as bad with communication. My boys are fucking horrible, my wifes oldest has downs syndrome and he is more communicative then my other two. [/quote]
Dude! I like totally know what you mean. My youngest cousins are all at that stage now. Of course, I don’t have to deal with it that often when I see them because they don’t talk that much. They usually have their faces buried in some sort of electronic device. All I hear is the sound of their thumbs twiddling away at some iPhone or PPS or something along those lines.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
Now its basically the word “LIKE”, the 14 year old constantly says that in conversation. My wife has to stop her about every sentence to tell her to stop saying “LIKE”. Girls are not as bad with communication. My boys are fucking horrible, my wifes oldest has downs syndrome and he is more communicative then my other two. [/quote]
Dude! I like totally know what you mean. My youngest cousins are all at that stage now. Of course, I don’t have to deal with it that often when I see them because they don’t talk that much. They usually have their faces buried in some sort of electronic device. All I hear is the sound of their thumbs twiddling away at some iPhone or PPS or something along those lines.[/quote]
My wife just informed via the IM on Hotmail that my 14 year old will be bring 5 yes 5 other 14 year old girls to the house tonight. I have no alcohol in the house, I need a drink. There will be loud music and high pitched girl noises all fucking night. 4 more years and I then get peace. Please pray for me.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Getting laid would probably help. If you are socially inept, I’d suggest you stop at a local store and pickup an adult dvd and proceede to shake weight.[/quote]
I’m not sure. I have a lousy temper regardless of frequency of sex.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
My guess is you aren’t paying for those computers.
You don’t smash something that can cost close to $1,000 when you are the one who has to replace it.
You sound like someone with too many options. I take care of my shit…because I remember not having shit.[/quote]
A golden post.
Fortunately I have great self control and a conscience. So my temper hasn’t gotten me in trouble with people professionally or socially.
I’m also aware that my temper acts up too much in regards to what sets it off. This greatly helps in controlling it. So when I’m “seeing red”, I simply think to myself, "OK dude, you’re fucked up; you’re temper is ridiculous. All the person did/said was … " This really helps.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
Now its basically the word “LIKE”, the 14 year old constantly says that in conversation. My wife has to stop her about every sentence to tell her to stop saying “LIKE”. Girls are not as bad with communication. My boys are fucking horrible, my wifes oldest has downs syndrome and he is more communicative then my other two. [/quote]
Dude! I like totally know what you mean. My youngest cousins are all at that stage now. Of course, I don’t have to deal with it that often when I see them because they don’t talk that much. They usually have their faces buried in some sort of electronic device. All I hear is the sound of their thumbs twiddling away at some iPhone or PPS or something along those lines.[/quote]
My wife just informed via the IM on Hotmail that my 14 year old will be bring 5 yes 5 other 14 year old girls to the house tonight. I have no alcohol in the house, I need a drink. There will be loud music and high pitched girl noises all fucking night. 4 more years and I then get peace. Please pray for me. [/quote]
Booze won’t do it. I suggest you climb onto your roof and start shooting smack into your tear ducts.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
Now its basically the word “LIKE”, the 14 year old constantly says that in conversation. My wife has to stop her about every sentence to tell her to stop saying “LIKE”. Girls are not as bad with communication. My boys are fucking horrible, my wifes oldest has downs syndrome and he is more communicative then my other two. [/quote]
Dude! I like totally know what you mean. My youngest cousins are all at that stage now. Of course, I don’t have to deal with it that often when I see them because they don’t talk that much. They usually have their faces buried in some sort of electronic device. All I hear is the sound of their thumbs twiddling away at some iPhone or PPS or something along those lines.[/quote]
My wife just informed via the IM on Hotmail that my 14 year old will be bring 5 yes 5 other 14 year old girls to the house tonight. I have no alcohol in the house, I need a drink. There will be loud music and high pitched girl noises all fucking night. 4 more years and I then get peace. Please pray for me. [/quote]
Booze won’t do it. I suggest you climb onto your roof and start shooting smack into your tear ducts.[/quote]
Thanks I might do that cause I have to get up at 4 to lift and so help me God (damn I sound like an old man, get off my lawn damn kids) I will fucking go balistic and break some computers in the house. 
IM GOING TO FUCKING LET THE BEAST GO
IM SO FUCKING MAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK?
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR THAT SHIT THAT YOU SAYIN
IMA CUT YO FUCKIN HEAD OFF
BITCH WHAT? I GOT ALL NIGHT
I AINT TRYIN TO HEAR SHIT YOU GOT TO SAY
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUNK ASS WANT
ONE MO MOTHERFUCKIN TIME
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUN ASS WANT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE MY KNIFE?
ITS ON NOW
I ONLY GOT ONE FELONY
I CAN KILL YOU TWICE
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
IM GOING TO FUCKING LET THE BEAST GO
IM SO FUCKING MAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK?
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR THAT SHIT THAT YOU SAYIN
IMA CUT YO FUCKIN HEAD OFF
BITCH WHAT? I GOT ALL NIGHT
I AINT TRYIN TO HEAR SHIT YOU GOT TO SAY
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUNK ASS WANT
ONE MO MOTHERFUCKIN TIME
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUN ASS WANT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE MY KNIFE?
ITS ON NOW
I ONLY GOT ONE FELONY
I CAN KILL YOU TWICE
[/quote]
Windows Internet Explorer is not responding.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
I saw a perfect opportunity for that image and I had to use it.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
IM GOING TO FUCKING LET THE BEAST GO
IM SO FUCKING MAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK?
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR THAT SHIT THAT YOU SAYIN
IMA CUT YO FUCKIN HEAD OFF
BITCH WHAT? I GOT ALL NIGHT
I AINT TRYIN TO HEAR SHIT YOU GOT TO SAY
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUNK ASS WANT
ONE MO MOTHERFUCKIN TIME
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUN ASS WANT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE MY KNIFE?
ITS ON NOW
I ONLY GOT ONE FELONY
I CAN KILL YOU TWICE
[/quote]
Windows Internet Explorer is not responding.[/quote]
WHERE THE FUCK IS HELP DESK?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Okay DJHT, I’ll cut you some slack. Five teenagers is five too many to have under the roof at one time. Shit, I wouldn’t blame you if resorted to nothing other than “Lol”, “omg” and “FTW” or emoticons as your sole method of conveying emotions.
But Debra! Why must you torment me so? I thought we had something special, despite your Canadian citizenship. I’m :([/quote]
Now its basically the word “LIKE”, the 14 year old constantly says that in conversation. My wife has to stop her about every sentence to tell her to stop saying “LIKE”. Girls are not as bad with communication. My boys are fucking horrible, my wifes oldest has downs syndrome and he is more communicative then my other two. [/quote]
Dude! I like totally know what you mean. My youngest cousins are all at that stage now. Of course, I don’t have to deal with it that often when I see them because they don’t talk that much. They usually have their faces buried in some sort of electronic device. All I hear is the sound of their thumbs twiddling away at some iPhone or PPS or something along those lines.[/quote]
My wife just informed via the IM on Hotmail that my 14 year old will be bring 5 oh yes!!! 5 other 14 year old girls to the house tonight. I have plenty of alcohol in the house, in case they need a drink. There will be loud music and high pitched girl noises all fucking night. I can’t wait!![/quote]
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
IM GOING TO FUCKING LET THE BEAST GO
IM SO FUCKING MAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK?
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR THAT SHIT THAT YOU SAYIN
IMA CUT YO FUCKIN HEAD OFF
BITCH WHAT? I GOT ALL NIGHT
I AINT TRYIN TO HEAR SHIT YOU GOT TO SAY
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUNK ASS WANT
ONE MO MOTHERFUCKIN TIME
THIS AINT WHAT YO PUN ASS WANT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE MY KNIFE?
ITS ON NOW
I ONLY GOT ONE FELONY
I CAN KILL YOU TWICE
[/quote]
Windows Internet Explorer is not responding.[/quote]
WHERE THE FUCK IS HELP DESK?
[/quote]
I smashed it into little tiny pieces after I was mercilessly ridiculed for wearing boxer shorts on the outside of my pants and crying in public. I’m too beta to stand up to my tormenters so I take it out on inanimate objects that Mommy and Daddy pay for if I break them.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
Seeing as how I fix computers for a living, I may be the only here who fully supports your rage. Kinda wish everyone else would stop holding back. [/quote]
ROFL, excellent
I got fired for punching the computer at work like 3 years ago.
I used to work at the outdoor cafe at one of those globo gym mega clubs. I had been dealing with bitchy moms and little kids asking for free water just so they could throw it on each other. I had not had my lunch break because it was very busy and we we understaffed. To compound problems, the computer was fucking up because it was over heating from the sheer heat of outside. The touchscreen was not responding and the credit card thing was down. Finally the screen got so fucked I couldn’t even ring up the orders to charge them for, so my supervisor said we could close down for the day. We closed the doors and the heat from ovens and the fact that we had no Air conditioning in there caused it to get up around 120 degrees.
All I had to do was print the sales report.
I click print. It rings up random ass numbers
Click print AGAIN. more random ass numbers.
sweat drips off my face all I have to do is print it and I get out of this hot box!
*click print…more numbers
I FUCKING SNAP!!! I CLOCK THE COMPUTER…SCREEN SHATTERS!
Later that night, the general manager calls me to inform me that I’m fired. The end.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
because I remember not having shit.[/quote]
Word.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…because I remember not having shit.[/quote]
Man I was just telling someone this the other day in a discussion about money.