Annoying 'Kids' at the Gym

[quote]catone wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
funny enough, i lift at a Ballys and on any given night after 6pm youre likely to find 3/4ths of the weight room being guys 200 and up.

well its probaly more like 1/2 since half of the 1/4 crowd is on the ground doing pushups at any given time so i cant see them.

haha, man your math still sucks, stay away from fractions for now,
stick to descriptive words like some, few, all, many, most and so forth.

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lol@ me just realizing that half of a quarter is 1/8th

i actually passed my algebra class, so it doesnt matter lol

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
You have to be 18+ to join my gym.[/quote]

i saw a 12 year old girl doing pec deck yesterday, no lie.

I was training a friend of mine yesterday at his college gym and he was doing front squats. First we were approached by 2 guys who asked if we were using the rack. I asked if they wanted to squat, they said no - “we’re doing curls.” I asked politely, “can’t you use one of those bars over there?” and they said they like having the safety bars set up! I gave up and asked them to just wait until we were done. Two minutes later I see them curling next to us, a 45 pound bar with a ten on each side.

And yes, what the fuck is up with that “throw the ball and catch while doing a crunch” shit? It’s become a running joke with me and my friend, “hey man, wanna do the BALL, man?? come on, let’s do the BALL!!!”

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
You have to be 18+ to join my gym.

i saw a 12 year old girl doing pec deck yesterday, no lie.[/quote]

There’s a reason for this. Was she also chanting “We must, we must, we must increase our bust. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater. The boys depend on us”

Fucking exercise never worked.

Being 17 , i can kinda see what your sayin.
But dont half wind me up when you got some adult talking
down to you when hes deadlifting fuck all, trains once a week and when he sees you doing 330 pound deadlifts for reps
uses the excuse that he cant do them because they don’t
feel good on his lower back.
Or when ther doing abs to try and get that beer belly to
go away and take ther shirts off in the gym.
Man you complain about kids but id rather take some
anoying kid talking then some adult tryin to tell me
that i might as well do leg press ‘cause it wont hurt your back’. Or that i cant use my chalk on ther bar cause it gets on ther hands when ther doing ther 50th set of bench press and it
will muck up there lacoste shorts and training top.
Just my thought , all though gotta say kids are dumb
and some adult have helped me so much.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

There’s a reason for this. Was she also chanting “We must, we must, we must increase our bust. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater. The boys depend on us”

Fucking exercise never worked.[/quote]

LOL. That conjured up the funniest image… If you made up that rhyme just now, you’re my new hero :wink:

[quote]fitzz wrote:
Being 17 , i can kinda see what your sayin.
But dont half wind me up when you got some adult talking down to you when hes deadlifting fuck all, trains once a week and when he sees you doing 330 pound deadlifts for reps uses the excuse that he cant do them because they don’t
feel good on his lower back.

Or when ther doing abs to try and get that beer belly to go away and take ther shirts off in the gym. Man you complain about kids but id rather take some anoying kid talking then some adult tryin to tell me that i might as well do leg press ‘cause it wont hurt your back’.

Or that i cant use my chalk on ther bar cause it gets on ther hands when ther doing ther 50th set of bench press and it will muck up there lacoste shorts and training top. Just my thought , all though gotta say kids are dumb
and some adult have helped me so much.
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I’m 17 too.
There’s only 1 squat rack at my gym and every now and then there are these fats guys who curl for like 10 minutes each, fuck. I always get weird looks at the gym, cuz I’m the only one who does squats, box squats, and power cleans.

All the rest of them just seem to do muscle&fitness workouts, and jumping from exercise to exercise, as if they have 5 staions reserved at the same time. I don’t run into many people my age though, because I go to the gym when everyone is at school.

[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

There’s a reason for this. Was she also chanting “We must, we must, we must increase our bust. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater. The boys depend on us”

Fucking exercise never worked.

LOL. That conjured up the funniest image… If you made up that rhyme just now, you’re my new hero ;)[/quote]

As a FFG (Former Flat Girl) I can assure you, that rhyme and that exercise are nothing new…

Kids and adults suck.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:

There’s a reason for this. Was she also chanting “We must, we must, we must increase our bust. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater. The boys depend on us”

Fucking exercise never worked.

LOL. That conjured up the funniest image… If you made up that rhyme just now, you’re my new hero :wink:

As a FFG (Former Flat Girl) I can assure you, that rhyme and that exercise are nothing new…[/quote]

You are absolutely right. Sadly, I still remember that rhyme 30 years after I gave up on growing titties and realised gym socks yield the same result with a lot less effort. Plus you have an extra pair of socks on hand.

[quote]ukrainian wrote:
eremesu wrote:
they are worse than drinking water first thing after waking up

It always tastes like ass…[/quote]

Nooooooo, it doesn’t taste THAT good.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I sometimes annoy kids at the gym. But then again, I annoy my kids at home. If it isn’t ‘make your bed’ it’s ‘rerack the fucking weights’. Wait. Was that what you meant?[/quote]

I see what you did there.