I’ve wondered about the “genetically” fat thing. I mean, pick any random obese person, starve them for six months, and when they die, they’ll be skinny. Somewhere between what they’re eating now and what they’re eating during the “experiment” must be a happy medium where they’re nourished, but at a reasonable weight.
Don’t hate fat people! They are doing us a service. In 15-20 yrs the world’s oil reserves are going to be depleted. How are we going to run our cars you ask? With fat people!
That’s right, every new car will be equipped with a built-in liposuction machine so it can run on human blubber. I figure it will take three or four 350lb+ hitchhikers to drive across the country.
So next time you see a fat person, don’t hate them for being fat. Instead, thank them for helping solve the worlds energy problems.
Cheers,
BigUrukhai
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
Don’t hate fat people! They are doing us a service. In 15-20 yrs the world’s oil reserves are going to be depleted. How are we going to run our cars you ask? With fat people!
That’s right, every new car will be equipped with a built-in liposuction machine so it can run on human blubber. I figure it will take three or four 350lb+ hitchhikers to drive across the country.
So next time you see a fat person, don’t hate them for being fat. Instead, thank them for helping solve the worlds energy problems.
Cheers,
BigUrukhai[/quote]
Priceless
Why would we care that some people think being fat is a good or acceptable condition? We want to be muscular and defined and that borders on a full-time job.
[quote]MrChill wrote:
I want a fat babe…
(Not me!They said it!)[/quote]
I left my stripper girlfriend for a fat babe.
That was hilarious! 
How about we gather each and every fatties and put em on an island.
Mix it with Jurassic Park Dinosaurs and only come back for them 10 years later.
This foot lifting device, sock holding device thing, what a crock. When a person becomes immobilized by heavy blubber, I don’t see why they can’t just take up residence in the nearest, habitable body of water. Not only would they regain mobility, but the water would help to keep them from overheating in the summer. And that blubber would be even more useful as insulation in the winter months.
Eventually, the fatsos would evolve flipper hands and feet, and become their own species. This spin-off species would solve any obesity epidemic within humanity. We’d just have to be careful not to chop up fatsos with boat propellers and such, as they graze upon sea grasses…
[quote]Kailash wrote:
This foot lifting device, sock holding device thing, what a crock. When a person becomes immobilized by heavy blubber, I don’t see why they can’t just take up residence in the nearest, habitable body of water. Not only would they regain mobility, but the water would help to keep them from overheating in the summer. And that blubber would be even more useful as insulation in the winter months.
Eventually, the fatsos would evolve flipper hands and feet, and become their own species. This spin-off species would solve any obesity epidemic within humanity. We’d just have to be careful not to chop up fatsos with boat propellers and such, as they graze upon sea grasses…[/quote]
LoL, hilarious
[quote]Kailash wrote:
This foot lifting device, sock holding device thing, what a crock. When a person becomes immobilized by heavy blubber, I don’t see why they can’t just take up residence in the nearest, habitable body of water. Not only would they regain mobility, but the water would help to keep them from overheating in the summer. And that blubber would be even more useful as insulation in the winter months.
Eventually, the fatsos would evolve flipper hands and feet, and become their own species. This spin-off species would solve any obesity epidemic within humanity. We’d just have to be careful not to chop up fatsos with boat propellers and such, as they graze upon sea grasses…[/quote]
Sort of the reverse of the aquatic ape encestor theroy.
Well if this thread has accoplished nothing else it has provide me with quite a bit of lughter.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Sort of the reverse of the aquatic ape encestor theroy.[/quote]
Perhaps “Revenge of the Aquatic Ape”.
Ahh, the storage opportunities of subcutaneous fat.
well this may be wrong, but I like fat people. It just makes me feel that much better about myself, knowing that I have the ambition to get up and do something about my body. Just my $.02
jt
I would rather have a pretty thick chick then a nasty skinny chick. Not a fatty, but a thick chick is fine. I actually like women with a little bit in the hips and butt. I suspect it has a lot to do with the fact I am of germanic descent, and those in colder areas carry a little more adipose tissue. Several upsides to thicker women- They are great in bed. its goes with the principle of if a fella has a big penis he doesn’t try as hard. Well let me tell you just a tad. Skinnier girls don’t try as hard becuase they think their body is enough. Thicker women try harder to please their man. It may sound funny, but I prefer holding a little bit thicker woman. It is mighty nice to be able to grab a hanful of ass and not also get a hipbone in the handful. Thick,powerful thighs are great when wrapped around you or thrown over your shoulders…
bigger girls are better cooks. My ex was a thicker girl. She could cook incredibly well, and she could cook just about anything. A full belly goes a long way for me.
Thicker girls seem more attached to their man- maybe this is an observation, but it seems like thicker girls are more possessive but in a good way.
Like I said, this is all thicker girls, not “fatties”
I think a Young Wynonna Judd is hot.
the only person i’ll ever hate for being fat is myself and probably my wife (and i wont even be married for another ten years)
“That’s no moon…it’s a fat bastard!”