The cool thing is that we won’t even have to militarily conquer the entire world, we just have to make it so that everyone shares our core values like personal liberty, religious freedom, consumerism, etc.
And that, my friends, is how you make world peace. Sometimes with a bullet, sometimes with a business deal, sometimes with a song.
We are pretty much half done saving you monkeys from yourselves. Get over the innate personal distrust we all have for each other, and we can get to doing something worthwhile, like finding our way off this rock and seeing what the rest of the universe is like.
My favorite part of this whole thing is that you don’t really have a choice in this. You WILL get along with everybody else or we will correct your sorry worthless ass. The tyrants and the insane who have arrayed themselves against us are far too weak. It is only a matter of time.
Weak ass post. I love being in America. Every day I am grateful that my parents made the sacrifice to emigrate and start anew here in the States. I might not always agree with the people around me, with the government in charge at the time, or some of the policies of the current administration, but I still LOVE being here.
I cannot wait for my eligibility to become a citizen, every ounce of paperwork that needs to be done for that will be ready and waiting on the days leading up to it.
Remember, you’re in America, respect the values that founded this country, the dreams its founding fathers had when they created it. Remember the rights you have, the choices you are given, that despite what some asshole says, its OKAY to disagree with the government, its perfectly acceptable to let your discord be heard, but no matter how much you disagree, NEVER, EVER, EVER talk about HATING this great country.