Howdy,
I’m doing a paper on alcohol consumption and academic performance, I was wondering if anyone had any references or sources of information I could get and use for it?
Thanks,
Dustin
Write your paper drunk… 
Not a bad idea, but it has to be peer-reviewed and changed before handing it in so all the errors would have to be changed for the final. . . unless I get drunk twice and do my paper. . .well hey, there’s two excuses (reasons?) to drink right there.
Of course, my prof is the type that wouldn’t appreciate the creativity of the idea. So maybe I won’t . . .but it is tempting.