8/18/2024 Sunday
Spartan Super, 10K obstacle course race (25 obstacles), Dillingham Ranch, Hawaii
I have SO MUCH to log about this, and don’t even have pictures yet, so I’ll start with just some top-line stuff:
-I ran with my wife, and that was absolutely the highlight of the event - outweighing everything else.
-She runs 3 miles per day, is a mother of 4, and has given birth without anesthetic, and homeschools all 4, so this is a badass woman who I hold up as a standard of fitness and endurance.
-She was so impressed with me, and I gotta tell you I’m SO inflated right now from all her compliments - that she got to see a whole new side of me, because she’s never really been able to see just how physically capable I am - in 14 years of being married I never got to show off like this to her. Words like “beast”, “animal”, and “energizer bunny” have been used.
-I smoked it. I mean, I am really really proud of how it went. I completed every obstacle like it was nothing (except the spear throw - that pissed me off LOL - I just couldn’t stick it. Neither could most people so I’m not going to sweat that one), and still had plenty of gas at the end - enough to tackle a max pullups challenge at the fairgrounds after the race, and got 25 pullups in one set.
-Our race time was 2:29:59. Well within the top half of participants, and I’m thinking I could go sub-2:00:00 on my own. I may try to run in the competitive category next year.
10 kilometers (they said something about an extra mile, but IDK - let’s assume it was the standard 10k/6.2mi), with 25 obstacles.
Blistering hot sun, and rough terrain: plenty of elevation change, rocky ground, roots and hummocks and divots and tall grass everywhere - 10k on this trail is not like 10k on a treadmill!
Roughly categorizing the obstacles:
-Three of them are “carry” obstacles - a bucket of rocks, a 60lb sandbag, and an atlas stone. None of those are a problem for me. They are tiring but not a problem.
-Three of them are monkey-bar-related challenges.
One was Actual monkey bars (super thick bars, with flex, and uneven spacing);
One was a Combination of rings and pipes hanging from straps;
One (I think it’s called twister) had skinny little handles that rotate around an axis, so every time you grab one, it rotates down and the next handle rotates up and away from you.
-Several are climb-over challenges. Many of these don’t merit much comment from me, but it turns out a lot of people really struggle psychologically with crossing the top of these things.
-Spear throw. Stupid. Bent-ass spear, I feel like I threw ok but I couldn’t get it to stick in the target. Whatever. Took the penalty run.
-Rope climb. Seemed harder than last time- I think it was a skinnier rope - but no problem for me.
-Hurdles and wall climbs. The most noteworthy two:
7’ high wall, sheer smooth wall - just have to jump and grab the top with your fingertips, swing your whole body to one side and catch with a foot, then wrestle your body up and over. Not easy but a lot of fun.
“Inverted” wall - a wall that leans back toward you. Looks impossible but is not impossible. Very proud that we both cleared this.
-Crawling under 30 yards of low barbed wire at the end SUCKED.
-25 pullups to show off at the fairgrounds right after the race.
-I breezed through every obstacle and STILL HAD GAS IN THE TANK AT THE END. I’m really proud of this.
Hopefully I get share-worthy photos in a day or two. Will update.