^^ That’s what I mean.
It’s an odd thing to admit, but yeah, it feels great to leave the bathroom 2 lbs lighter and finally able to bend over again.
It’s another thing to tell people about it, like I just did.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Guys, even though that yes, in the strictest sense of truth, then we must begrudgingly admit that this poor girl is not very pretty, it’s silly to bring it up.
Why not just walk down the street and tell parents with newborn children or little kids with a new puppy that this too will die and worms will feast on their eyes? Why not tell your new date that you’re proud of the steamin’ triple coiler you dropped in the toilet earlier?
Because it’s not necessary.[/quote]
The gf hates it when I tell her about my poop size and girth. I am proud of it, and attribute it to the cows I eat.[/quote]
I have to stop myself from changing my facebook status everytime I take a massive shite.
I am also a proud father of many, and my status would probably be the same thing every other day: “Just crimped out a monster” “Laid a giant cable, Dad would be proud” “the perfect shite, stretched coming out, floated, and only need a single wipe. beautiful” “Chocolate Mr Whippy - too much fibre” but I’ll end up typing it out then deleting it when I remember that I have people from work, and relatives on there.
So I end up just telling my housemate every time - i’m sure he loves it.
Nice job some of you for turning this inspiring thread into talk of tits, shits and second guessing her will to eat enough food.
On another note, how hawt are her HS friends and sister???
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
To the video that roybot posted, I know I’m the biggest ass ever but…THAT GIRL IS FUCKING UGLY!! SHE IS FUGLY! OMG! AHHH That face! mAKE IT STOP.
Ok. I think Im done. Sorry.
Here have this:[/quote]
So your the guy who has the hot sister and got beat up in his own kitchen? Ya…now I get it.
How great would it be to not perceive uglyness and attractiveness.
truly inspirational!
stories like these just show how weak-willed we are in most of the times, people suffer much more than we do and achieve much more, it’s all a matter of doing it and believing it.