The straps cracked me up.
I feel this, far too often!
I once had a guy I worked with say septum rings are only for people who can’t grow a real mustache.
Funny, I always equated them with a tie-down point
Kinda related, but when ear gauging was the new thing, I thought it was funny as hell when people would snap a lock on someone then run away.
Literally had a friend we nicknamed “padlock” because of this.
How my generation ended up gayer than yours, I’ll never know
Man, that is Peak Manhood. You know that dude could whip out a pair of Original Game Of Death ™ Speedchucks© and beat the absolute shit out of a gang of ninjas.
He has freakin chinese stars hidden throughout the arcade.
That dude was born with a dirty mustache and a pack of marboro reds.
He wasn’t swaddled in blankets as a baby, cuz he was never a baby. Hell, he was baptized in Snyders Iced Tea.
Okay I was wrong.
Your generation is definitely gayer than mine.
@Andrewgen_Receptors It takes a real man to pull off a midriff and handle two handfuls of ass like that at the same time. Just saying.
Bro. In a gang fight he’s both sides!