Man, where are you bowling?

Man, where are you bowling?

Highway rest stop
RIP @Chris_Colucci
you should change the top row to be different AAS and then the bottom can change to “first cycle” poster’s LIPIDS, heart, sexual function, blah blah.
This ain’t even right man. Way to go.
Consider this a backup

Where I live, I think many people are trying to use the force or something when it comes to navigating a roundabout.
There are two circles near me with total opposite rules. Circle A has 8 or 10 roads coming in, and the roads coming in yield to the circle. Circle B has 5 or 6 coming in, and 3 of them yield to the circle, while the circle yields to the other 3. This is jedi-level tomfuckery. Circle B is in my wife’s hometown and she drove it 10 times per week growing up. Circle A is closer to my stomping grounds. I had the misfortune of being in the passenger seat the first time my wife took Circle A…which involved her slamming her brakes in the circle at each intersection (despite my direction not to), as well as trying to pass someone high on the outside bank (circle is wide enough for 2 cars but there is only 1 lane).
Circle A makes sense to me. Circle B sounds awful. I bet a lot of accidents happen there.
There are 3 circles in a 10-mile radius of my house, and they all have different traffic patterns, with no signs to indicate. I have no idea how an out-of-towner is supposed to navigate this nonsense.
Hey guys, can i introduce you to the Magic Roundabout in Swindon? 5 roundabouts in 1, and all the fun of the circus

Please tell me the Benny Hill theme is just blaring 24/7 here…
No fuckin’ way man. These are parking spaces, for sure - I mean just look at the lines.

You’re trying to tell me I’m not supposed to park here?
I’m still gunna
Those are lanes.
I’ve driven it a few times and its fucking terrifying. It’s also been pretty busy everytime i’ve been on it, i can only assume the picture above was taken on Christmas or something.