I dont want to sound fat phobic… 
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Cant stand that fucking kid
Do you hate him enough to shoot him in the ear?
“Always aim for the dick.” - Sun Tzu
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Fatal T
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I was just looking at some new do-rags the other day.
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Notice they havent promised to stop trying to own all the water.
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It occurs to me that, if you did have voices in your head, memes probably would be a terrible way to quiet them. Kind of like trying to distract yourself with one of the ten most known (but not loved) commercial jingles, which are:
- “Nationwide is on your side” // Nationwide Insurance
- “Ba-da-ba-ba-baaa … I’m lovin’ it” // McDonald’s
- “Riiiicolaaa!” // Ricola cough drops
- “Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice Krispies” // (Kellogg’s Rice Krispies)
- “They’re magically delicious!” // Lucky Charms
- “Uh-oh! Spaghetti-O’s!” // Campbell’s Spaghetti-O’s
- “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” // State Farm Insurance
- “Mm-mm, good. Mm-mm, good” // Campbell’s Soup
- “Gimme a break … break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar” // Kit Kat
- “I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid” // Toys R Us
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Why does it work so well then?
Imagine you have a song stuck in your head. You decide to replace it with One Hundred Bottles of Beer On The Wall. Are you better off?
Your memes are terrible.
98 bottles of beer….
Gary Larson was the original meme generator. 
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This one is my favorite.
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