A Little Story From the Gym

OP, you’re the first person I have seen actually type with a legit french accent. I’m currently residing in New Brunswick which is quite french and I hear it spoken all the time but never written. Bravo, seriously.

This guy has been trolling pretty successfully and quite under the radar since he joined.

Bravo.

[quote]gregron wrote:

Why couldnt you make that up? Sounds like a pretty easy story to make up.

Im not a “short-fused steroids guys” but I feel like attacking you right now for absolutely butchering the english language… and if you look anything like the guy in your avatar you probably should get your ass kicked just for looking so stupid[/quote]

I know how to make story better than that trust me. You can always dig my trolling masterpiece from more that 1 year ago.

And the guy in my avatar is Edgar Varese who is probably more intelligent than everyone on this thread put together. And beside I would rather look dumb and be arguably a genius like him thanthe opposite (like me).

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:

This douchebag threatened me with bodily harm.
You should change your handle to…fagron.
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what are you talking about? stop trolling [/quote]

It puzzled me too. Kinda out of left field.

While we’re on the topic, LegendaryFag has a nice ring to it :slight_smile:

The gym is in Blainville and I don’t know the name. I am not in Blainville by the way

[quote]ProfessorCHAOS96 wrote:
OP, you’re the first person I have seen actually type with a legit french accent. I’m currently residing in New Brunswick which is quite french and I hear it spoken all the time but never written. Bravo, seriously.[/quote]

Get out of New Brunswick immediately, seriously. You only go backwards as a human being living there, no possible way to grow socially/emotionally/psychologically while in that hole.

So he assaulted a paying customer of the gym and somehow the police weren’t immediately called? Riiiiiiiight.

[quote]CubanMeat32 wrote:

[quote]MattyG35 wrote:
Assholes on steroids = Bigger assholes on steroids[/quote]

Exactly,

On steroids

Are you more prone to be aggressive, sure.
Do you perhaps have a shorter fuse, sure.
Do you get more easily aggravated, sure.

AT THE END OF THE DAY REGARDLESS OF YOUR EMOTIONS IS IT YOUR CHOICE TO SNAP OR NOT, YES!

AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU DECIDE TO MAKE DECISIONS, BLAMING IT ON RAISED TESTOSTERONE LEVELS IS A COP OUT.
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Teh Roids make you use caps and post very loudly with alpha letters.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

Why couldnt you make that up? Sounds like a pretty easy story to make up.

Im not a “short-fused steroids guys” but I feel like attacking you right now for absolutely butchering the english language… and if you look anything like the guy in your avatar you probably should get your ass kicked just for looking so stupid[/quote]

^what he said.

Unless OP is a chick. The username is Jasmin after all.[/quote]

Totally off topic since this thread is retarded: Postholdigger, Do you live north or south of your avatar?

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]ProfessorCHAOS96 wrote:
OP, you’re the first person I have seen actually type with a legit french accent. I’m currently residing in New Brunswick which is quite french and I hear it spoken all the time but never written. Bravo, seriously.[/quote]

Get out of New Brunswick immediately, seriously. You only go backwards as a human being living there, no possible way to grow socially/emotionally/psychologically while in that hole. [/quote]

Correct, correct, and correct again. I hate this place and everyone here. I am leaving as soon as I’m done school

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
There is a guy who is doing lat pulldowns at a gym and is letting the stack drop at the end of each set, making a lot of noise. It seems to bother alot some big bloated red guy nearby. At his last set (or maybe it wasnt) he let the weight drops from the highest point. Now the big guy jumps on him and grap his face with one hand and punch him three time in the face with the other.

The guy is now lying on the floor with his face covered in blood. As an excuse the agressor says that it happens to him when he start a new cycle. Now I wasnt a direct witness but you can’t make this up. I hope someone is pressing charge by the way.

He was also known for pushing down a guy that did too much noise when squatting.

We don’t talk alot about this side of steroids usage on these forum. It turns idiot with issues into public danger. That is why I am against steroids. I have also some personnal experiences in the past with short-fused steroids guys who wanted to attack me for ridiculous reasons. It usually have something to do with them feeling that their ‘‘Alpha Male’’ status is challenged by some smaller guy who lifts more.

Now I am not saying everyone is like that. I am sure lot of people do okay with them and they can do whatever they want with their body. But for the little time I have been around gymnasium I have seen too much of that stuff.[/quote]

I was at the gym the other day and was warming up for a PR on bench press (was gunning for 580 raw). When I was ready to attempt my PR, my lifting partner helped me unrack my weight. I held it at armâ??s length for a second to feel the weight before the descent. Just at this moment, the fag doing Bosu ball squats 5 feet away from me lost his balance and fell. His head landed right on my chest! Being startled, I dropped the weight right on his slender neck, completely decapitating him. From the sheer horror I let out a scream like I got my dick caught in a rapeaxe!! I could see his dead eyes looking into my own! It was like he was looking into my very soul! Well, I mustered up my strength and pressed the bar off my chest. It seemed that I had caught an adrenaline rush. I banged out rep after rep until I had reached OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!! By this time, pure testosterone was escaping from every pore and orifice of my body and evaporating into the air. Everyone that was at the gym and breathed it in experienced a two inch drop of their balls, male and female alike! Satan, having witnessed my manliness in all its glory, came up from hell and sold me soul, to which I replied, â??Son, Iâ??m disappoint.â?? The end.

See, I can tell stories tooâ?¦…but with better grammar.

[quote]ProfessorCHAOS96 wrote:
OP, you’re the first person I have seen actually type with a legit french accent. [/quote]

LOL I know right, it’s awesome.
Blainville, yes the story is plausible.

[quote]ethanwest wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what a big bloated red guy is?[/quote]

you know exactly what it is

[quote]gregron wrote:

Why couldnt you make that up? Sounds like a pretty easy story to make up.

Im not a “short-fused steroids guys” but I feel like attacking you right now for absolutely butchering the english language… and if you look anything like the guy in your avatar you probably should get your ass kicked just for looking so stupid[/quote]

Well, he is french canadian which probably has something to do with the grammar. He def. writes in english better than I do in french

Do the French prefer French Dressing?

[quote]JGerman wrote:
Do the French prefer French Dressing?[/quote]

that’s all they’re allowed to use

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]ethanwest wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what a big bloated red guy is?[/quote]

you know exactly what it is [/quote]

The devil from Cow and Chicken

The Pussifacation of the Americas, one fake Roid Rage Story at a time.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]ethanwest wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what a big bloated red guy is?[/quote]

you know exactly what it is [/quote]

The devil from Cow and Chicken[/quote]

hahahahaha my gym has a big bloated red guy too. he lifts crazy heavy and his face turns bright red and makes his hair look white.

[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

Why couldnt you make that up? Sounds like a pretty easy story to make up.

Im not a “short-fused steroids guys” but I feel like attacking you right now for absolutely butchering the english language… and if you look anything like the guy in your avatar you probably should get your ass kicked just for looking so stupid[/quote]

^what he said.

Unless OP is a chick. The username is Jasmin after all.[/quote]

Totally off topic since this thread is retarded: Postholdigger, Do you live north or south of your avatar?
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There’s a good 40 mile southward buffer between me and my avatar…and it doesn’t seem to be helping at all…

[edit] I’m north of the border, in case that wasn’t clear.