Worse I’ve seen is a guy using the hair dryer to dry his pubic hairs while he holds his wang and works the dryer around it, over and under as if it were some fine expensive piece of jewelry. Looked really wired and when I got out of the pool I just towel dryed my hair.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
It may be a 1990-1995 Jodeci inspired type of outfit, but truth be known…if your muscles are big enough, you can wear ANYTHING.
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[quote]chimera182 wrote:
What’s with people calling these thing gym crimes? Yeah they’re stupid… but they’re not crimes.[/quote]
I guess it’s “crimes” in quotations. I am the kind of guy who likes to take my workouts seriously. I may not be a big well defined guy but I do think exercise should be respected for the health and other benefits it builds. I take it that crime is meant in the figurative sense. Like tune in to what one is doing.
[quote]Pirate12 wrote:
chimera182 wrote:
What’s with people calling these thing gym crimes? Yeah they’re stupid… but they’re not crimes.
I guess it’s “crimes” in quotations. I am the kind of guy who likes to take my workouts seriously. I may not be a big well defined guy but I do think exercise should be respected for the health and other benefits it builds. I take it that crime is meant in the figurative sense. Like tune in to what one is doing.[/quote]
Yeah I know they’re not literal crimes, but I guess I just miss the good old days when the threads were titled “stupid people in the gym” or some such thing. As opposed to everything being a crime.
Not the first time I hear about idiots shitting into the shower room.
However, I also know a story of something bizarre that happened in the shower, in a studio I worked long ago:
A girl was shaving her precious.
Since Germans are not prude compared to the average T-Nationer, it wouldn’t have been that much of a problem but customers complained she was doing it regularly and in a strange, ostentatious manner.
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Not the first time I hear about idiots shitting into the shower room.
However, I also know a story of something bizarre that happened in the shower, in a studio I worked long ago:
A girl was shaving her precious.
Since Germans are not prude compared to the average T-Nationer, it wouldn’t have been that much of a problem but customers complained she was doing it regularly and in a strange, ostentatious manner.
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I am now very interested in how a woman shaves her punany ostentatiously.
In fact, I just might pay to see that depending how she looks.
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Not the first time I hear about idiots shitting into the shower room.
However, I also know a story of something bizarre that happened in the shower, in a studio I worked long ago:
A girl was shaving her precious.
Since Germans are not prude compared to the average T-Nationer, it wouldn’t have been that much of a problem but customers complained she was doing it regularly and in a strange, ostentatious manner.
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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Robert P. wrote:
There were three guys at my university’s gym last week, DB benching. They dragged the bench right in front of the dumbbell rack and rested their feet on the still in the rack while benching. I don’t think I need to elaborate on this stupidity.
Maybe I’m misunderstanding but putting a bench in front of 120 + DBs is hardly a gym crime. I’m trying to DB bench, not do a farmers walk. What’s next? Rolling them to the bench a gym crime too? Feet in the rack? Dumb. Putting bench in front of heavy bells - not dumb.
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No, they were in front of the “normal” DBs, 50-60 pounds, which are used quite frequently. Again, feet resting on the dumbells, with at least 10 square feet of empty space behind them were the bench usually stands.
I know! I know! That’s what I was thinking, when my colleague came to me, telling me the story.
In his defense, this was back in the stone-noteverycellhasacamera-age.
Since I couldn’t pass the opportunity to talk with a hot, sporty stranger about pussy, I immediately and thoroughly verified it with the complaining customer and guess what - she was so terrified she didn’t mind my perviness.
And the (shaved) perpetrator turned out to be a semi-lesbian looking amazone.
Exactly my type…
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
eggers wrote:
boatguy wrote:
eggers wrote:
There used to be a guy at my old gym who worked out in denim overalls. Not a crime, but weird.
Was it Hacksaw Jim Dugan?
He did have long hair, but I never saw him swing a 2x4. It may have been hidden in the overalls just in case he needed it.
I’ve pissed in the shower on occasion. Is that a crime?
I’m with all guys who find the nude shavers offensive. I see the same guy at the gym every time I’m coming in - standing in front of the sink mirror, shaving in the nude. Wtf.
I will always remember this black guy who would always stand naked in front of the mirror and lather up his entire body with lotion. I mean, it was a lot of lotion! We aren’t talking like a dime sized amount, he would literally fill his entire palm with it and just start rubbing down his body. On top of that he would always whistle some random tune. It was pretty creepy.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
has anyone else seen an old naked guy that uses the gym hair dryers to dry his balls, its kinda disturbing.[/quote]
well, my gym is lucky enough to have a hair dryer for each sink, so this one older gentleman puts a leg up and drys his tackle from the front and the back with a dryer in each hand. right in the open view of everyone in the locker room.