5 Things You Would Do

This is really shallow but I’d probably get a penthouse at the Belaggio and go on a Fear and Loathing-esque bender with my best friends and 10 girls from the Rhino.

This is the kind of thing that you can only do if you’re going to die soon after, cause who knows what kind of bugs those broads are carrying around. Plus something like that would put me in some serious, nearly unrecoverable debt. That’s 1.

  1. Fly a plane.

  2. Tour the US on a Harley. I’d hit NY, Miami, New Orleans, Houston, Phoenix, San Diego, San Fran, Yellowstone, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Chicago, etc. It’d probably take a month or two to do it right, ideally in the late spring/summer/early fall. It would just be me, the bike, a few credit cards, and the road.

  3. Go to as many Steeler games as I can before I croak.

  4. Fight a polar bear with a knife. I always wanted to a) see Alaska and b) hunt a polar bear, but it seems stupid to shoot one when I’m gonna be dying anyhow. Might as well give him a fighting chance since I don’t have anything to lose.

If I survived that would be pretty sweet. If I died it would be a cool way to go. And if I managed to kill the bear and survive, I think that whatever virus/cancer that I had would just give up, recognizing the fact that I am clearly one of the baddest dudes ever.

#5 is kind of a reach. I ran out of ideas after 4.

[quote]dk44 wrote:
Break into a Zoo once it is closed and fight every fucking animal I can (starting off small of course, maybe a penguin or something, and make sure each animal is progressively harder to beat compared to the previous).

Once I moved up in class, I would get to use weapons (nothing too unfair, I’m talking baseball bat or sword). I figure my list would look like this.

The ones I really want to fight, but could easily lose too:

  1. Croc
  2. Bear
  3. Tiger/Lion
  4. Elephant
  5. Boa Constrictor
  6. Ape

(I realize all these animals would kick my ass normally, but I think I could take a few given the right weapon)

:slight_smile:
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I like how you think. An elephant would fuck up your day though, for serious. Unless you rigged a few sticks of dynamite to your head that would go off when it steps on you. And I would take a venomous snake over a boa. If you used an edged weapon you’d kill a boa pretty easily. Dodging strikes from a cobra or a black mamba would be a serious test of your agility though.

This topic deserves its own thread. And not a “50 guys vs. a [insert animal here]” thread.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
This topic deserves its own thread. And not a “50 guys vs. a [insert animal here]” thread.[/quote]

100 Grizzlies vs. a T-rex

or conversely

10,000 men vs. a T-rex

1)Bulk for a month on nothing but junk just to see the difference once and for all
2)Sort some family shit that eats at me
3)travel…anywhere a plane,mule or boat will go
4)Rob a bank and give it to some people i know that have had a lot of struggles in life
5)Spend my last days on an island somewhere with my family and friends all on an all expense vacation from me ofcourse.

[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
This topic deserves its own thread. And not a “50 guys vs. a [insert animal here]” thread.

100 Grizzlies vs. a T-rex

or conversely

10,000 men vs. a T-rex[/quote]

t-rex 100%

To help visualize the encounter.

[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
To help visualize the encounter.[/quote]

I could take him.

[quote]Evil1 wrote:
1)Bulk for a month on nothing but junk just to see the difference once and for all
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This doesn’t strike you as just a bit odd?

doesn’t anyone see how ironic and unethical it is to steal money from CC companies to pay for charity or buy presents for friends,… it’s like robbing Peter to pay Paul,… sure the money might be put to better use but that still doesn’t make it right.

[quote]Egilll wrote:
doesn’t anyone see how ironic and unethical it is to steal money from CC companies to pay for charity or buy presents for friends,… it’s like robbing Peter to pay Paul,… sure the money might be put to better use but that still doesn’t make it right.[/quote]

thats what I thought.

why steal from me :frowning:

I would base jump using one of this wing suit things… they are so awesome.

in reality… we all will die its just a matter of time… so why only think about the last few moments… why not stride to achieve your goals and do what you want (legal and ethical)

[quote]dk44 wrote:
3. Tiger/Lion
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Hmmmmm.

Go on a GTA style rampage across a major city…

if you knew you were going to die anyway… would u do some crazy driving shit like attempt to jump of a building of something equally as nuts…

[quote]Boffin wrote:
Seeing the Terracota Army & the Great Wall would be good.[/quote]

cause your into that kind of thing let me tell you.
you are missing out on a great treat.

now for me,I have a list and I wont say anything else.

im gonna call drunk on Nich’s ass

[quote]Renton wrote:
dk44 wrote:
3. Tiger/Lion

Hmmmmm.[/quote]

HAHA! Nice Find.

[quote]thosebananas wrote:
im gonna call drunk on Nich’s ass[/quote]

Yeah - seconded! Mind you, he needs more practise. Even I make more sense than that when I’m drunk! Well usually…

[quote]Egilll wrote:
doesn’t anyone see how ironic and unethical it is to steal money from CC companies to pay for charity or buy presents for friends,… it’s like robbing Peter to pay Paul,… sure the money might be put to better use but that still doesn’t make it right.[/quote]

I agree.