5 Men And A Hooker

[quote]tme wrote:

You’re right, Mr. O’Reilly, that would be a very good thread.[/quote]

Well, that would be odd, since I despise the guy and have openly said so, but you are entitled to your own view.

Let’s see, my turn to compare you - hmmm. No one stands out. But then again, there are very few political commentators with the intelligence and insight of a half-educated teenager who thinks owning a Che Guevara t-shirt is the height of political awareness on staff at many of the networks or papers of record.

[quote]thunderbolt23 wrote:
tme wrote:

You’re right, Mr. O’Reilly, that would be a very good thread.

Well, that would be odd, since I despise the guy and have openly said so, but you are entitled to your own view.

Let’s see, my turn to compare you - hmmm. No one stands out. But then again, there are very few political commentators with the intelligence and insight of a half-educated teenager who thinks owning a Che Guevara t-shirt is the height of political awareness on staff at many of the networks or papers of record.[/quote]

hahaha, good one. My God, if I could be a teenager again, with the additional 35 years experience. Getting laid would be SO much easier now, and just knowing what shit mattered and what doesn’t would be a huge leg up.

[quote]thunderbolt23 wrote:
Varqanir wrote:

Actually, Headhunter is the Rush Limbaugh of T-Nation. I suppose JPBear would be the Ann Coulter of T-Nation except Ann is prettier, and Pookie currently holds the coveted position of the Denis Leary of T-Nation, from which I have been valiantly trying to unseat him.

Nice. Such comparisons could be an entire and very entertaining thread.

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All right, Thunder, I’m in a generous mood. I hereby dub you the Victor Davis Hanson if T-Nation.

Thunderbolt = George Will

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Actually, Headhunter is the Rush Limbaugh of T-Nation. I suppose JPBear would be the Ann Coulter of T-Nation except Ann is prettier, and Pookie currently holds the coveted position of the Denis Leary of T-Nation, from which I have been valiantly trying to unseat him.[/quote]

Leary’s humor isn’t intellectual enough to match your personaility.

How about Dennis Miller.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Nifong wanted the vote of the black community, who overwhelmingly vote Democratic. By trumpeting this issue, he got their vote and was re-elected. He took a page right out of one of the all time top libs: Lyndon Johnson

“I’ll have them ni##ers votin’ Democrat for the next 200 years!”
— LBJ, verified by 3 witnesses

He played this case brilliantly, until reality bit him in the ass…as it eventually does to all libs and con artists.

Are you gents, even TME, finally connecting the dots?[/quote]

If I were you, I wouldn’t have played the “reality bit him in the ass” card.

[quote]hedo wrote:
Leary’s humor isn’t intellectual enough to match your personaility.[/quote]

Hey, thanks a lot.

[quote]pookie wrote:
hedo wrote:
Leary’s humor isn’t intellectual enough to match your personaility.

Hey, thanks a lot.[/quote]

I’d call you the Bill Hicks of T-Nation. But, then again, Leary’s just a Hicks knock-off (albeit a funny one).

You guys done sucking each others’ balls now? :wink:

Democrat or Republican aside, I think we can all agree that Nifong is a piece of shit. While there are undoubtedly many fine and upstanding prosecutors out there, I think far too many of them have lost sight of the fact that they are there to serve justice, not just to get convictions or get reelected.

[quote]Wreckless wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Nifong wanted the vote of the black community, who overwhelmingly vote Democratic. By trumpeting this issue, he got their vote and was re-elected. He took a page right out of one of the all time top libs: Lyndon Johnson

“I’ll have them ni##ers votin’ Democrat for the next 200 years!”
— LBJ, verified by 3 witnesses

He played this case brilliantly, until reality bit him in the ass…as it eventually does to all libs and con artists.

Are you gents, even TME, finally connecting the dots?

If I were you, I wouldn’t have played the “reality bit him in the ass” card.[/quote]

I nominate Wreckless to be Rosie O’Donnell. With his avatar, we know he’s a bitch pretending to be male.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
You guys done sucking each others’ balls now? ;-)[/quote]

You’re just cranky because your genitalia’s being ignored. Again.

You can be Wesley Crusher, how’s that?

[quote]pookie wrote:
nephorm wrote:
You guys done sucking each others’ balls now? :wink:

You’re just cranky because your genitalia’s being ignored. Again.

You can be Wesley Crusher, how’s that?
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Not bad, but I had already decided that Neph is the Bobcat Goldthwaite of T-Nation.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Not bad, but I had already decided that Neph is the Bobcat Goldthwaite of T-Nation.
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Here I was hoping for Lewis Black.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
Not bad, but I had already decided that Neph is the Bobcat Goldthwaite of T-Nation.

Here I was hoping for Lewis Black.[/quote]

Hey, be grateful for what you get. I could very easily have said “Woody Allen.”

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
Not bad, but I had already decided that Neph is the Bobcat Goldthwaite of T-Nation.

Here I was hoping for Lewis Black.

Hey, be grateful for what you get. I could very easily have said “Woody Allen.”[/quote]

That’s a step up. His adopted daughter is hot.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
Not bad, but I had already decided that Neph is the Bobcat Goldthwaite of T-Nation.

Here I was hoping for Lewis Black.

Hey, be grateful for what you get. I could very easily have said “Woody Allen.”

That’s a step up. His adopted daughter is hot.[/quote]

Which one? He has several. Are you referring to Dylan, the one he allegedly molested, or Soon-Yi, the one he had an affair with and married?

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
pookie wrote:
nephorm wrote:
You guys done sucking each others’ balls now? :wink:

You’re just cranky because your genitalia’s being ignored. Again.

You can be Wesley Crusher, how’s that?

Not bad, but I had already decided that Neph is the Bobcat Goldthwaite of T-Nation.

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We’re still waiting for the Al Franken of T-Nation. While we’re at it, we probably should designate the Bill Maher and Michael Moore, to balance out Rush and Ann.

[quote]pookie wrote:
to balance out Rush and Ann. [/quote]

Which one is HH again? I forget. Guess it doesn’t really matter, all three are pretty high up on the suckage scale.

[quote]pookie wrote:

We’re still waiting for the Al Franken of T-Nation. While we’re at it, we probably should designate the Bill Maher and Michael Moore, to balance out Rush and Ann.

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The question is, which one is Vroom?

Just to stir some shit up, I’ll offer a few more nominations. Al Durr can be the Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson of T-Nation, Dollarbill can be Sam Kinison, Lorisco can be Geraldo Rivera, Steve0 and ZEB can be Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell (it doesn’t matter which is which), and oh, what the hell. Professor X can be the Tiki Barber of T-Nation.

[donning flame-proof suit]