This Dick Sherman signing makes me sick. I fucking hate that guy. I never even liked him all that much when he was at Stanford.
Regardless, the Niners are going to have homefield throughout the playoffs this year, and you fucking fags heard it here first.
That’s right, DBCooper is back and ready to lay down some serious avatar wagers on the Niners when the season starts up!
The NFC West is going to be a joke this year. The Rams are overrated, Goff is a fucking fraud who looks like the next coming of Matt Ryan. They’ll probably go 9-7, maybe 10-6. Plus, the Niners play four against the AFC West, which should be good for 4 easy wins right there. I will personally be there to see them slaughter the Raiders, who are easily the most pathetic team west of Cleveland. Toss in a last-place schedule, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for a 13-3 record.