2009 Members Suck

[quote]Makavali wrote:
lets go back to the part with jchenky getting all sweaty[/quote]

or the gals of 09 nekkid…man…I would definitely let them sit on the 2005 porch if they pm’ed me nekkid pics…jchenky too…sweaty or not…

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Aragorn wrote:

I kinda sorta consider myself a 2002 person…ish. I started reading the forums religiously as soon as they came out, but I was only a 1 year old newbie at the time (training age), so I kept my trap shut til early 03…didn’t wanna piss of Patricia, KO, Goldberg, or the rest with my dumb questions…I miss those guys…and the days when the newbs kept their mouths shut and did their background reading BEFORE asking stupid ass questions…where did all the good newbs go?

My basic story too. Found the paper mag on the shelves of the grocery store in '02. Went online in early '03 and read and read and read. Kept my mouth shut. Joined as a poster in '04 under another name and actually racked up a few hundred posts thataway.

You guys can consider yourselves whatever you want but that class must accept you as such.

I just made that rule up. +1 post for Lanky![/quote]

We’ll take um’

As long as Push brings the ladies along.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Aragorn wrote:

I kinda sorta consider myself a 2002 person…ish. I started reading the forums religiously as soon as they came out, but I was only a 1 year old newbie at the time (training age), so I kept my trap shut til early 03…didn’t wanna piss of Patricia, KO, Goldberg, or the rest with my dumb questions…I miss those guys…and the days when the newbs kept their mouths shut and did their background reading BEFORE asking stupid ass questions…where did all the good newbs go?

My basic story too. Found the paper mag on the shelves of the grocery store in '02. Went online in early '03 and read and read and read. Kept my mouth shut. Joined as a poster in '04 under another name and actually racked up a few hundred posts thataway.

You guys can consider yourselves whatever you want but that class must accept you as such.

I just made that rule up. +1 post for Lanky!

We’ll take um’

As long as Push brings the ladies along.[/quote]

Damn nice of you. And yes, push bring as many ladies as you can…you have a boat don’t you? How many do you think you could fit on and still leave room for us and beer?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
sen say wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Joined as a poster in '04 under another name and actually racked up a few hundred posts thataway.

pushgentler?

I think I was “glidemellow”.[/quote]

[glidemellow]?

Sounds like the name of a douche… or tampon.

[quote]Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
sen say wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Joined as a poster in '04 under another name and actually racked up a few hundred posts thataway.

pushgentler?

I think I was “glidemellow”.

[glidemellow]?

Sounds like the name of a douche… or tampon.
[/quote]

That would explain what Push was in another life. (^:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Aragorn wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Aragorn wrote:

I kinda sorta consider myself a 2002 person…ish. I started reading the forums religiously as soon as they came out, but I was only a 1 year old newbie at the time (training age), so I kept my trap shut til early 03…didn’t wanna piss of Patricia, KO, Goldberg, or the rest with my dumb questions…I miss those guys…and the days when the newbs kept their mouths shut and did their background reading BEFORE asking stupid ass questions…where did all the good newbs go?

My basic story too. Found the paper mag on the shelves of the grocery store in '02. Went online in early '03 and read and read and read. Kept my mouth shut. Joined as a poster in '04 under another name and actually racked up a few hundred posts thataway.

You guys can consider yourselves whatever you want but that class must accept you as such.

I just made that rule up. +1 post for Lanky!

We’ll take um’

As long as Push brings the ladies along.

Damn nice of you. And yes, push bring as many ladies as you can…you have a boat don’t you? How many do you think you could fit on and still leave room for us and beer?

I do have a boat. There are cum stains everywhere though. Hope you don’t mind.

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rofl. Somehow this is less than surprising coming from you. I keep wondering how much of the dust in your house is actually dust…

[quote]pushharder wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Christine wrote:
pushharder wrote:
sen say wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Joined as a poster in '04 under another name and actually racked up a few hundred posts thataway.

pushgentler?

I think I was “glidemellow”.

[glidemellow]?

Sounds like the name of a douche… or tampon.

That would explain what Push was in another life. (^:

I am such a nice humble guy. What did I do to deserve this treachery?
[/quote]

I meant it in a nice way…it would sure explain your obesession with the ladies!!

[quote]jchenky wrote:
Makavali wrote:
lets go back to the part with jchenky getting all sweaty

When was I getting sweaty?

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Maybe I imagined it… let’s delve further into this.

2011 members are where it is at. That’s all I know.

Just you wait and see.

I’m a 2009 member… I know that I’ve started a bunch of really shitty threads and say stupid stuff and tend to be a thread killer once in a while… but i’m working about it? So sorry and thank you, i think.

I’m a 2009 member, and I don’t think I’m that sucky. But Artem just called me a troll on another thread, so what do I know? lol

You know who really sucks… it’s those asshats who sneaked in during the very tail end of '08 (like, say December 5th, 2008) and play it off like they’re from '08 when they may as well be from '09. Matter of fact, some of those cuntwaffles are worse than anyone from this year. Hell, one of those insolent little would-be-t-men just posted some thread about how he beat up a 14 year old at Chuck e Cheese.

The nerve of some of these newer members.

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
You know who really sucks… it’s those asshats who sneaked in during the very tail end of '08 (like, say December 5th, 2008) and play it off like they’re from '08 when they may as well be from '09. Matter of fact, some of those cuntwaffles are worse than anyone from this year. Hell, one of those insolent little would-be-t-men just posted some thread about how he beat up a 14 year old at Chuck e Cheese.

The nerve of some of these newer members.[/quote]

I know, that jerk probably couldn’t even pick up a chick at a science fair

[quote]MODOK wrote:
The 2002 guys are the Founding Fathers. We require tribute and some sort of Mt. Rushmoreesque carving to be started immediately by the rest of you. [/quote]

I agree with this completely. I also believe 2002 members should be allowed/encouraged to type in all caps. Because what they say is wise and valued beyond all others, and as such, is not to be missed.

PLUS MAYBE SOME OF YOU STUPID NEW ASSHOLES WILL FINALLY LISTEN.

Kubo :slight_smile:

I’m new! I hope I don’t suck! I haven’t posted much over here, but FA has been a little slow so I find myself venturing over more. Nice to meet ya’ll! :slight_smile: