http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/01/16/nsmear16.xml
Oh holy shit.
I thought I had cervical problems once. Turns out I had dropped a dorito down my pants. But it hurt nonetheless.
That just scares me.
But, I think my ovaries have been acting up lately. Maybe I should go talk to this guy. WTF.
I met a guy a few weeks ago who was a true hermaphrodite. He accidentally impregnated himself twice!